It's all just so aggressively unsexy. It's almost like she's trying to be as unappealing as possible.
She's dead, wrapped in plastic.
He kinda resembles Lurch’s cousin thatA decent liar lurch is not, besides Lincecum may share a few facial features but he doesn't look like the unholy merging of a junji ito monster, a moai, and one of those wooden native american statues you see in cigar shops. Also Lincecum has thicker hair and looks like he is familiar with bathing regularly.
Nothing short of a breast lift can give those flappy udders a will to live. She could diminish some of the startlingly large amount of cellulite on her thighs and round out her flat H shaped ass a little with some easy squats and lunges at home (like she would ever exert the effort for that lol), but those tiddies are beyond saving.Oi Tuna! You really want to ring in them pervert bucks? Stop with that re.tarded eye makeup, cause it makes you look like a clown with the downs having a stroke and start doing pectoral workouts to perk those sad flapjacks you call tits. Just some advice.
TBH we're lucky she's at least got that red bra, she "found it in a dumpster" (just like all her makeup, clothes, and shoes. New York must be really fuckin wasteful I guess) around a year ago, before that I don't think I ever saw more than a couple photos of her in a bra.Anyone else notice that practically every pic of her has her in the same bra and panties? Like I think she's worn them for a few months straight now. It's always the red bra and those lacy blue-grey panties.
Luna girl, if anyone needs a boob job, it's you. You are badly, badly in need of a boob job.TBH we're lucky she's at least got that red bra, she "found it in a dumpster" (just like all her makeup, clothes, and shoes. New York must be really fuckin wasteful I guess) around a year ago, before that I don't think I ever saw more than a couple photos of her in a bra.
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Must be hard to find bras supportive enough for them big areolas
Actually I'd say both of them need it as badly as the other, cause there is no chance in hell having those saggy things flapping all over the place is in any way, shape, or form comfortable!Luna girl, if anyone needs a boob job, it's you. You are badly, badly in need of a boob job.
Even Stapphy Cianfriglia doesn't need a boob job as bad as you.
I unfortunately have seen pics of steph standing up and those fucking things just point straight down to the ground, and when she was wearing a binder, her tits were so deflated the binder looked more like a sports bra and she's so droopy that she can do what small titted girls can do without problem. So I still would say both are equally droopy and I would not have sex with them.Well, at least Stephs doesn't seem to completely deflate if she lies down like Tuna's boobs do.
I'd take Luna over Stephanie even if I'd have to scrub myself with lye after, there's probably a MRSA risk but I'm up to date on my vaccinations. Luna's tits might be kinda saggy but at least they look female, Steph looks more like an obese preteen sped boy with McDonald's induced bitch tits. Combine that with the incontinence, fascination with gross bodily functions, troon chasing, child grooming and incest fantasizing Steph is orders of magnitude more repulsive than Luna whose only real crime is being dirty and pathetic.