Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Niggernerd]

"Reported it"
Had it actually happened imagine feeling any sympathy for your rapist that you're scared he might get hurt by the meanie waycis police.

 

[Fistf#cker2020]

Why are you alone, where’s your scumbag soulmate? Ffs this silly ass needs to gtf out of her squat, go home to her dad, get a fucking hostess job (even Luna can seat guests in a restaurant) and leave dipshit Easter Island Statue to the streets. If he gave the slightest fuck he’d have gone with her. What a goddamn retard.

 

[Cheap trailer trash glam]

Now there were cameras everywhere…this story is bonkers

edit: added another screenshot about “camera”

 

[formerfatcow]

Tumblr updates

She wasn't wearing underwear and it happened in a hallway.

 

[Mannibal]

Did she really wear the titty top to talk to the police? Why did she take that cop's picture? I have no idea on what to believe happened here, but I do believe she's trying to grift for new sweat pants and a bra.

Also, anyone else surprised she's complimenting the cops over some ACAB talk?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Oh fuck you Luna. You shit talk the police constantly because they don't let you and your destructive boyfriend cause more damage to society and because of your shitty politics, but the minute something bad happens to you because of the lifestyle you live and the choices you make you run crying to them? You waste their time and resources and make some poor tech touch your filthy clothes because "a bloo bloo bloo the melinated gentleman I was trying to get pills off of bad touched me!!"? Absolutely fuck off.

 

[Gaitlord]

Oh fuck you Luna. You shit talk the police constantly because they don't let you and your destructive boyfriend cause more damage to society and because of your shitty politics, but the minute something bad happens to you because of the lifestyle you live and the choices you make you run crying to them? You waste their time and resources and make some poor tech touch your filthy clothes because "a bloo bloo bloo the melinated gentleman I was trying to get pills off of bad touched me!!"? Absolutely fuck off.

My sentiments exactly.

Also, lmao who sneaks a selfie in a police car while reporting their rape?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh fuck you Luna. You shit talk the police constantly because they don't let you and your destructive boyfriend cause more damage to society and because of your shitty politics, but the minute something bad happens to you because of the lifestyle you live and the choices you make you run crying to them? You waste their time and resources and make some poor tech touch your filthy clothes because "a bloo bloo bloo the melinated gentleman I was trying to get pills off of bad touched me!!"? Absolutely fuck off.

She realized she was at the end of the road milking “muh 5 second rape” unless she upped the ante by reporting it to the police.

“Please validate me!!” Jesus she’s really going for most pathetic woman in the universe this month.

 

[FranklinDRollsablunt]

Some more nasty shit.
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Dude, just throw that red back pack in the fucking trash. My god. Do we even want to know what that stain is from and how long it’s been there? It looks moldy. The funniest part is the caption, “Tried to make my side table cuter.” Yeah, Luna, soiled garbage is super cute.
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The caption is hilarious on its own. No need to come up with a witty comment. Shirt covered in gross hair as usual. She’s going to make a great first impression. Also, I think she’s trying to shoop her fucked up track scar. Looks blurred out or something. And she did a terrible job (of course) because it looks different in each photo. Maybe it’s just the different angles though?
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And lastly, in predictable Luna fashion, she’s really milking this rape thing as much as she can. She feels totally guilty for buying herself a moo moo.
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Looks great. Definitely doesn’t make her look even fatter. And it also definitely doesn’t look like a shitty Halloween costume for fat girls.
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Lmao it appears she rearranged all of the props from this for another staged Instagram post. Boggling how an otherwise completely normal photograph manages to look so grimy.

 

[formerfatcow]

Another Tumblr dump
She shares more sneaky pics of the employees at the police department.
She also reveals the perpetrator licked her "breast's".

She shared the same picture from Instagram.

She shares that she can't wait for this $48 monstrosity to arrive.

Still smiling through the pain.

She brought out the unflattering frilly boob heart dress again.

 

[Zdzislaw Beksinski]

"The defective was so kind and the lady cop too" had me cracking up.

I guess it really did happen. Really doubt that she'd risk going to the police unless something actually went down; she'd have too much to lose by playing with fire like that, especially since the last time the cops paid her and Lurch a visit they ended up taking Lurch into custody, plus their place is full of drug paraphernalia. Her behavior still strikes me as extremely bizarre, but I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and hope she wouldn't lie about such a serious thing.

It's jacked up that this woman has cried wolf so many times and lied so much, to the point that people have to be skeptical of every single thing she says.

 

[Flarp]

Sitting in that toner water is a sure-fire way to get a UTI, if she doesn't currently have one already.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Sitting in that toner water is a sure-fire way to get a UTI, if she doesn't currently have one already.

She always has one.

 

[Little Dark Age]

Acting super weird and inappropriate and in ways mystifying to an outsider about being raped is actually super common. There's no such thing as a good victim. But at the same time, Luna is a stupid bitch junkie liar and her story REEKS of half-truths.

The combo of "omg lol why is Luna posting a selfie if she got raped" (dumb) mixed with "Hi I'm Luna and I'm an idiot who lies about everything" (also dumb) makes me want to combo an hero & a-log I stg

 

[Niggernerd]

She also reveals the perpetrator licked her "breast's".

poor bastard

 

[formerfatcow]

poor bastard

Probably got a mouth full of cat hair

 

[opie]

She also reveals the perpetrator licked her "breast's".

I don't know why anyone would willingly get that close to her tits, even if they're extremely drunk/high

 

[Sketch]

Ok I know she's probably definitely lying about but hypothetically if this really did happen, (which I know it probably didn't) but just because it's Luna yall automatically joke "poor rapist" and it kinda makes me roll my eyes. Not even Luna deserves to be raped, feel free to flame me.

Eta: Flame me even harder cause I also liked the comments. See ya all in hell kek

 

[Old Toad]

If she wasn't raped why would she go to the police and report it?
Why would she be relieved that there's security cameras?
Why would she welcome an investigation?
C'mon guys. Yes, she's asking for validation and attention, but that's literally just Luna, being Luna. Someone lying about being raped wouldn't go to the police.

 

[Android raptor]

Ironically the best evidence that something actually happened is that not only did she actually go to the police, but said they were nice. Normally she's full ACAB sjw and I'm sure she's aware saying anything remotely positive about cops in those circles is treated as nazism. So that actually makes me think she might not be making it all up.

Still tho I highly doubt she's telling entire truth and everything else is fucky. Love the new detail that occured on the anniversary of the death of her grandma, reminds me of her supposed origin story being conceived on the steps of a methadone clinic during a full moon or whatever it was.

Since she actually went to the cops I'm gonna assume she was trying to trade some kind of sexual service for drugs and the dude did something that wasnt agreed on. Which is still shitty, but would make more sense.