Kiwi Farms
I've been meaning to make this thread for months, she's one of my favourite lolcows from the other farms.
Her instagram is the current source of most of her stuff, it's currently private, but I don't know how accepting of new followers she is.
Okay, Luna Slater is a 20 year old heroin addict that lives with her gross-ass 35 year old boyfriend
He was her Mothers valium dealer, and like a true gentleman he waited for her to turn 18 before banging her.
He introduced her to heroin and now she lives this grimy heroin chic lifestyle. I've heard estimations that she spends approx $100 a day on heroin. I think she's on disability for something, she also has a prescription of some kind that she sells to people.
Her house is the grimiest thing I've EVER seen.
Thats her spare bedroom...
Look in the background, all of those orange things are used needles.
Cigarette butts in the carpet and grime everywhere. Ew. They also have three cats that look so greasy and unkempt.
A while ago she had a drug tumblr where she glamourised her totally cool heroin lifestyle - there are pictures of needles in peoples arms in the next spoiler:
Other than that, she's a typical junkie. She regularly "finds" things, which is her way of saying its stolen 
Often she manages to e-beg money/stuff from her friends and family, she has a couple of friends she uses for free dinners and shopping trips. She also has a dad and grandad that spoil her:
Those crappy slippers were like $60 IIRC - she's also been given a laptop and a tablet by somebody.
Yet she constantly begs for more. Not even the food banks are good enough for her:
Those are the words of someone who's never truly gone hungry. Boo hoo, your cereals stale, if you want better food, buy it instead of heroin. Hell, lay off the fucking cereal:
She's also an ~artiste, who paints and writes dumbass poems.
THESE TWO WERE COMMISSIONS. PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THEM.
EDIT: I forgot about her boyfriend Matthew, or as everyone likes to call him, Chief Areola.
He's really fucking creepy, after getting Facebook last year he's been mass adding random attractive women, including several people on lolcow.farm. I wont go into that much detail because it's all in the most recent thread which i linked up at the top. Dude looks fucking PSYCHO tho and I will share hilarious pictures of him for the sake of it
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Current social media:
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ Private.
Tumblr https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com/ Active.
Her instagram is the current source of most of her stuff, it's currently private, but I don't know how accepting of new followers she is.
Okay, Luna Slater is a 20 year old heroin addict that lives with her gross-ass 35 year old boyfriend
He was her Mothers valium dealer, and like a true gentleman he waited for her to turn 18 before banging her.
He introduced her to heroin and now she lives this grimy heroin chic lifestyle. I've heard estimations that she spends approx $100 a day on heroin. I think she's on disability for something, she also has a prescription of some kind that she sells to people.
Her house is the grimiest thing I've EVER seen.
Thats her spare bedroom...
Look in the background, all of those orange things are used needles.
Cigarette butts in the carpet and grime everywhere. Ew. They also have three cats that look so greasy and unkempt.
A while ago she had a drug tumblr where she glamourised her totally cool heroin lifestyle - there are pictures of needles in peoples arms in the next spoiler:
Often she manages to e-beg money/stuff from her friends and family, she has a couple of friends she uses for free dinners and shopping trips. She also has a dad and grandad that spoil her:
Those crappy slippers were like $60 IIRC - she's also been given a laptop and a tablet by somebody.
Yet she constantly begs for more. Not even the food banks are good enough for her:
Those are the words of someone who's never truly gone hungry. Boo hoo, your cereals stale, if you want better food, buy it instead of heroin. Hell, lay off the fucking cereal:
She's also an ~artiste, who paints and writes dumbass poems.
THESE TWO WERE COMMISSIONS. PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THEM.
EDIT: I forgot about her boyfriend Matthew, or as everyone likes to call him, Chief Areola.
He's really fucking creepy, after getting Facebook last year he's been mass adding random attractive women, including several people on lolcow.farm. I wont go into that much detail because it's all in the most recent thread which i linked up at the top. Dude looks fucking PSYCHO tho and I will share hilarious pictures of him for the sake of it
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courtesy of @John Webster:
Previous usernames:
funeral1996
rotten2thecore1996
angelhair1996
funeralhome420
howl1996
junkhun
lilcherub1996
lunaangel1996
lunakitten1996
junkfuck
saferthanheav3n
luna s. rose
URLs
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Encyclopedia Dramatica mention. https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Peter_Callan#Luna_Slater
Previous usernames:
funeral1996
rotten2thecore1996
angelhair1996
funeralhome420
howl1996
junkhun
lilcherub1996
lunaangel1996
lunakitten1996
junkfuck
saferthanheav3n
luna s. rose
URLs
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Tumblr https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com/ Active.
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Tumblr 3 https://funeral1996.tumblr.com/ Deleted.
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/luna.s.rose Active
Etsy https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/funeral1996 Active
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Twitter https://twitter.com/funeral1996?lang=en Active.
Twitter 2 https://twitter.com/lilcherub1996?lang=en Abandoned.
Depop https://www.depop.com/howl1996/ Abandoned.
The Pulp Girls Flicker page https://www.flickr.com/photos/thepulpgirls/ Abandoned.
Encyclopedia Dramatica mention. https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Peter_Callan#Luna_Slater
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ Private.
Tumblr https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com/ Active.