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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Melchett, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. /pt/ are under the impression that he's too ooooolllddd to understand the internet, he's had Facebook under 6 months. Luna set it up for him, so she could tag him in an engagement post. He posts a lot of weird shit on his Facebook though, and he will apparently accept any friend request from a hot woman, so if you want to set up a fake account to watch him it'd probably be amusing.

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    (he doesn't own that boat, they saw it moored somewhere and sat on it without the owner knowing).

    In other news, it seems like their e-begging didn't garner enough money. Luna tends to leach off her father when she runs out of all other options. He leads a significantly cleaner life than her, so it's easy to tell when she's there because she posts places that don't look like crackdens.

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    I'm unsure what her father does, but he seems to have quite a bit of money and a couple of low-level music connections. Luna went out to dinner with Charlie Drayton, and managed to convince him to buy some of her crappy art.
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  2. I first found her on lady lolcow but apart from the e-begging don't find her that lolcow(esque). More sad then anything else. She was brought up in that environment and her creepy perv boyfriend groomed her into her current state. I also really like her art and am unsure why they repeatedly shit all over it. It would be nice to see her get healthy and ditch the douche canoe.

    Her boyfriend though... holy shit. He is more than enough for the both of them. Walking talking definition of horrorcow if there ever was one. Plus the word succulent is on the cusp of creepy words as is. Coming from him it's just no. He is just no. Interesting to watch from afar however
     
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  3. Matthew C. Schumacher

    DOB: 4/28/1979
    Parents name are Roger C. Schumacher and Barbara Walsh Schumacher. Seems to be an only child.

    Went to Millburn High School; claims to have studied Adolescent Psychology at Fairfield Unviersity.
    From Short Hills, New Jersey. Lives in Mamaroneck, NY. Lived with his father at least through 2010.

    https://www.facebook.com/matthew.schumacher.71 (http://archive.is/m7sTH) (He likes a bunch of porn on it).
    He has no online presence aside from this and Luna's social media accounts.
     
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  4. That adolescent psychology part worries me..
     
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  5. serious request no thirsterino

    Does she have nudes?


    hahahaha yes she has lel
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    #25 Kaiser Wilhelm II., Feb 13, 2017
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  6. Jesus fucking Christ she really could have least found slightly decent lighting to hide that suffocating camel toe down there.


    In all seriousness though, it is sad that she's gotten into heroin. She probably does have some potential in life that she's basically shattered by doing this.
     
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  7. Even the cat's like who let this filthy fucking creature in here.

    This is all fairly sad. Bitch is gonna probably meet Julie Terryberry some day. She even has the gross, repulsive older boyfriend.
     
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  8. My god.

    At 20, she's got like a 55 year old woman's body.
     
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  9. You can practically smell her through the screen. I'm sure she bathes, at least more than :julay: did, but you can see the grime and ash and pure filth on her skin/nails that just lingers no matter what because of her lifestyle. To the people doubting her cow-hood, I think she's fairly cowish... I mean, she e-begs for bullshit she really doesn't need, brags about her lifestyle despite it being fucking horrifying, shoplifts complete garbage makeup for attention, and takes disgusting pictures of herself as though she's some sort of cutting edge lost soul IG model when she's less charming than a Terryberry. And her boyfriend is a slimeball who's pretty openly attempting to cheat on her by catfishing random bimbos on Facebook. She doesn't have to chimp out and type a textwall to be a cow, imo. She's already out in the pasture.

    Side note, since when is it mandatory for epileptics or people with seizure disorders to not take public transit? That story about her boyfriend "needing" a cab is such a crock of shit. If he were really worried about not falling into the path of an oncoming train, he could stand farther back at the station and wear some sort of identifying wristband or necklace that alerts people around him to his condition. Seizures don't cause people to blindly propel forward into train tracks... you'd likely just fall down where you're at.

    A better and more realistic e-begging campaign could be spent asking people to get him a helper dog or money towards a diagnosis. The boyfriend just doesn't like having to take the train because it's not as comfy or convenient as a cab
     
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  10. Who gets a tattoo of a 3D tooth?
     
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  11. What's going on with her crotch? Is all the shit to the left hair or stretch marks?
     
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  12. I thought it was hair at first, but I think it's stretch marks.
     
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  13. Not too long ago (2014) Short Hills was named the wealthiest zip code in America by Time Magazine. What happened between the halcyon days of his youth and the horrorcow days of his present? Let's find out!
     
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  14. He used to own a boat (or so it seems). Now she's crowdfunding so he doesn't fall down and smash his head open seizing on his way to the methadone clinic.
     

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  15. Lmao they don't own that boat. They were walking down a pier and saw it without an owner, so they hopped on it and took "fancy" pictures. They are 100% trash.


    Also that "I love Babycat" comment was written by Luna, she goes on his facebook to write lovey dovey stuff to herself.
     
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  16. Now that I know he's from Short Hills I can't help but imagine him as the kind of downwardly mobile scumbag who would inherit a boat from his daddy but use it exclusively as a dark place to do speedballs.
     
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  17. That's just sad, man.
     
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  18. Just curious, how do you know that is what happened?
     
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  19. Luna's also got a picture of her on that boat, she wrote about it on her tumblr. Can't find the tumblr post currently but here's the picture with a caption indicating that they don't own the boat.

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  20. Haha, oh wow, I used to run in on similar internet circles with this chick before she went full Courtney. I was closer with her boyfriend at the time and when they had broke up, he told me about how she would pretend to be this huge feminist but would constantly make fun of other girls and call them sluts. She would also post about her dad being a drug addict and trying to garner sympathy for it, but he seems to at least be a functional one? I dunno dude. Can't say I'm surprised in the least though.
     
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