Macy Day Parade - A shitty event, a shell of its past

Ol' Slag

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Anyone watching this years Macy day parade?

When did it become a bunch of no name singers and shitty ballons sponsored by oil companies?
 

mdrop22

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This parade has always sucked. Its boring. And just like NYE, everyone who lives in NYC hates it and leaves a few days before to have a peaceful Thanksgiving with their families upstate.

NYC has very very few public toilets. Crowds of tourists like that get disgusting real fuckin quick.
 

Ol' Slag

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It just looks shitter than usual. Weird balloons based off weird youtube cartoons. Terrible lip syncing and shitty dancing.
 

Ol' Slag

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I thought you were kidding. Theres really no one even there. So it was all just a big TV ad this year with no purpose beyond that. What a waste of money.

Hopefully this is the last crumbling department store advertising parade.
They even fucking recorded it during different days. You can see the weather is different in various places.

Where the fuck are the classic balloons? Snoopy? Waldo?

Also, who gives a shit how celebrities celebrate Thanksgiving?

EDIT: Why the fuck is there a ballerina for Delta airlines? What is this horseshit?

DSP's Thanksgiving stream is gonna be better than this.
 
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Ol' Slag

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The black Raggedy Andy riding the wooden horse while waving frantically was fucking N I G H T M A R E F U E L.
 

horrorfan89

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I hope the George Floyd balloon debuted ok, they made one, right?
We got this from olay
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I'm honestly surprised there wasn't an outright BLM float this year and expect screeching for one next year. The year they had a nightmarish bart simpson balloon wasn't as sad or pathetic as this year's parade.
 

Dom Cruise

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They should bring back the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi balloon.
 

albert chan

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We got this from olay
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I'm honestly surprised there wasn't an outright BLM float this year and expect screeching for one next year. The year they had a nightmarish bart simpson balloon wasn't as sad or pathetic as this year's parade.

the imagery of an empty Macy’s in the city while those workers still have to work to put food on the table is just proof that New York is not the same anymore
 

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