Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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AnOminous

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What on Earth would Maddox even do for work? His programming skills are about 20 years out of date and he clearly has no idea how to do anything even tangentially related to marketing/PR as evidenced by his dumpster fire of a brand. He doesn't have a college degree (which say whatever you want about the college machine, is still functionally required for most entry-level positions) and he's pushing 40. Unless he really kills his pride and goes into food service or retail, I'm not even sure what he COULD do for a living.
He passed 40 over a year ago. He's 41.
 

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What on Earth would Maddox even do for work? His programming skills are about 20 years out of date and he clearly has no idea how to do anything even tangentially related to marketing/PR as evidenced by his dumpster fire of a brand. He doesn't have a college degree (which say whatever you want about the college machine, is still functionally required for most entry-level positions) and he's pushing 40. Unless he really kills his pride and goes into food service or retail, I'm not even sure what he COULD do for a living.
He worked at KFC when he was in high school. He's got tenure. And maybe one of the 8 national locations still open is in Utah.

If he just buckles down a little with the steel wool and gets that frier scrubbed good and clean each shift, he's a shoo-in for assistant team lead by the time he hits 45.
 

PatTraverse

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Outside of entry-level jobs, any employer would be weary of hiring a 40 year old with no degree that has been out of the workforce for more than a decade. Even if he did have a degree, employers would want someone that has had more recent work experience and a more impressive resume. They would rather take a punt on someone who is fresh out of school who they know will be up to date in his knowledge.

Knowing Maddox, even if someone gave him a chance but felt that the position was beneath him, he would decline the offer. The idiot would rather be a big fish in the gutter than a small fish at a respectable job.
 

Polyboros2

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What on Earth would Maddox even do for work?
Honestly, I can still see him getting a professional writing gig. Not making good money mind you, but easily tripling what he makes now (insert that being below minimum wage joke here), but I bet he still has enough name recognition from kids who were his fans, but haven't been paying attention in 10 years, now getting into middle management to get a foot in the door.

That's why I say his first paying gig will be his best chance, but he'll fuck it up by being a manchild who can't cut it in the real world.
 

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Honestly, I can still see him getting a professional writing gig. Not making good money mind you, but easily tripling what he makes now (insert that being below minimum wage joke here), but I bet he still has enough name recognition from kids who were his fans, but haven't been paying attention in 10 years, now getting into middle management to get a foot in the door.

That's why I say his first paying gig will be his best chance, but he'll fuck it up by being a manchild who can't cut it in the real world.
After his breakout TED talk about how there's nothing wrong with being a cuck he'll tour the country giving speeches at college campuses making well into six figures a year.
 

PatTraverse

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Honestly, I can still see him getting a professional writing gig. Not making good money mind you, but easily tripling what he makes now (insert that being below minimum wage joke here), but I bet he still has enough name recognition from kids who were his fans, but haven't been paying attention in 10 years, now getting into middle management to get a foot in the door.

That's why I say his first paying gig will be his best chance, but he'll fuck it up by being a manchild who can't cut it in the real world.
After his breakout TED talk about how there's nothing wrong with being a cuck he'll tour the country giving speeches at college campuses making well into six figures a year.
Maddox never had and will never have the work ethic required to do those things. Dick Masterson suggested to him that he keep writing back when he was still relevant so he would always have a steady source of income but he simply rejected the idea because of laziness.

He kept complaining about how many hours he had to devote to doing research for his podcast. You know, his job. With people killing themselves working 80+ hours to earn a living, it was quite pathetic to hear King Cuck complain about working less than your standard full time worker.
 

Drunk and Pour

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I know what C is for.
Can't get over his ex?

Clearly makes bad decisions?

Certainly ruined his career?
I agree completely, and I wish more people saw asterios this way. I know we here at the farms are sensitive to leftist hypocrisy and bullshittery, and with good reason, but not every leftist who is bad at arguing is so because they're a malevolent snake. Asterios just doesn't think critically about some of his beliefs and convictions. Which is not something to be proud of, but it doesn't make him equivalent to scumbags like Arthur Chu or Brianna Wu. Or like George.
It's bad in it's own right. They came for X, but I wasn't X so I stayed silent. Well, they did come for him, and he's still like "ok, I'll disassociate with X, just take me back". The left is very clearly heading toward anti-America, anti-capitalism, anti-western culture, anti-"whiteness", anti-Judeo-Christians, and anybody that speaks up about it is labeled a white supremacist. And I think many progressives are like Asterios in that regard, not thinking critically, not rocking the boat, I'll follow the lead as long as you don't come after me.
Maddox never had and will never have the work ethic required to do those things. Dick Masterson suggested to him that he keep writing back when he was still relevant so he would always have a steady source of income but he simply rejected the idea because of laziness.

He kept complaining about how many hours he had to devote to doing research for his podcast. You know, his job. With people killing themselves working 80+ hours to earn a living, it was quite pathetic to hear King Cuck complain about working less than your standard full time worker.
Which is funny considering how proud he was that he did research to come to a rationality for his Biggest Problem, while Dick just brought in something funny he thought of and used comedic talent to riff on why it was the Biggest Problem.

I think I said this earlier in the thread, but I think Maddox should just lean into this controversy. With the release of Maddox's "I am the greatest" song, I started thinking how funny it is that Dick is making entertaining content using Maddox as the punchline. While Maddox just pretends nothing is happening and everybody starts loosing respect for him. If he thought the lolsuit was going to recoup his perceived lost of income, it failed hilariously (which Dick also benefited from with entertaining content). I don't think he has anything else to lose at this point. Just tell his side of the story. Make it into a joke. People might actually tune in to his dead podcast. Maybe he'll get some pitty bucks.

I was wondering the other day, if Maddox had a chance to go back in time to just be an adult about the 80s Girl thing, and just kept a courteous and professional relationship with Dick to keep the BPITU going, would he do it? Or is he that stubborn of a dumb ass that he would say no?
 

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I was wondering the other day, if Maddox had a chance to go back in time to just be an adult about the 80s Girl thing, and just kept a courteous and professional relationship with Dick to keep the BPITU going, would he do it? Or is he that stubborn of a dumb ass that he would say no?
I've known a lot of bitter little men like Maddox over the years, and to a man they have a list of excuses a mile long about why things turned out the way they did for them. They externalise everything, reducing themselves to the level of helpless flotsam adrift in a cruel sea that has it in for them. If Maddox even recognises his life is swirling around the shitter, he certainly places no blame for it on his own shoulders, and that leaves him and his ilk incapable of ever learning or growing.
 

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It's bad in it's own right. They came for X, but I wasn't X so I stayed silent. Well, they did come for him, and he's still like "ok, I'll disassociate with X, just take me back". The left is very clearly heading toward anti-America, anti-capitalism, anti-western culture, anti-"whiteness", anti-Judeo-Christians, and anybody that speaks up about it is labeled a white supremacist. And I think many progressives are like Asterios in that regard, not thinking critically, not rocking the boat, I'll follow the lead as long as you don't come after me.
That's fair. Especially given the same crowd usually calls other people evil for not standing up to bad behavior even when it doesn't impact them.

I've known a lot of bitter little men like Maddox over the years, and to a man they have a list of excuses a mile long about why things turned out the way they did for them. They externalise everything, reducing themselves to the level of helpless flotsam adrift in a cruel sea that has it in for them. If Maddox even recognises his life is swirling around the shitter, he certainly places no blame for it on his own shoulders, and that leaves him and his ilk incapable of ever learning or growing.
He's a narcissist who thinks he's perfect. Those kind of people always have a lot of bad shit overwhelming their lives because they say it's somebody else's job to fix and the rest of reality just ignores them so their problems don't get fixed.
 

Silvana

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I think I said this earlier in the thread, but I think Maddox should just lean into this controversy. With the release of Maddox's "I am the greatest" song, I started thinking how funny it is that Dick is making entertaining content using Maddox as the punchline. While Maddox just pretends nothing is happening and everybody starts loosing respect for him. If he thought the lolsuit was going to recoup his perceived lost of income, it failed hilariously (which Dick also benefited from with entertaining content). I don't think he has anything else to lose at this point. Just tell his side of the story. Make it into a joke. People might actually tune in to his dead podcast. Maybe he'll get some pitty bucks.
If Maddox was capable of making his side of the story into a joke, there never would have been a story to begin with. It's his complete lack of humour - his inability to laugh off Dick dating his ex, his increasing annoyance at Dick continually winning what were, after all, nothing more than a series of joke debates - that got him into this mess in the first place.

Maddox reminds me of those stand-up comedians - loud, brash, full of false bonhomie - who never once make themselves the butt of their own jokes. Such a refusal to mine one's own failures and embarrassments for laughs indicates an individual who IRL turns out to be narcissistic, humourless and quick to take offence - like Maddox himself. But then, we're already agreed that the character Maddox used to play was, at most, an exaggeration of the man himself - that is, an arrogant asshole who thinks he's the greatest and that other people, simply by existing, are causing him personal offence...
 

AnOminous

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But then, we're already agreed that the character Maddox used to play was, at most, an exaggeration of the man himself - that is, an arrogant asshole who thinks he's the greatest and that other people, simply by existing, are causing him personal offence...
His schtick was funnier when you thought he was being ironic about it. As it turned out, the actual joke was George himself, and he wasn't even in on it.

Compare to Don Rickles, whose schtick was viciously insulting members of his audience, but who was by all accounts a ridiculously nice person in reality. He'd do this face to face, and even knowingly insulted a major mob guy despite being warned, and the guy loved it.
 

Silvana

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His schtick was funnier when you thought he was being ironic about it. As it turned out, the actual joke was George himself, and he wasn't even in on it.

Compare to Don Rickles, whose schtick was viciously insulting members of his audience, but who was by all accounts a ridiculously nice person in reality. He'd do this face to face, and even knowingly insulted a major mob guy despite being warned, and the guy loved it.
Oh, absolutely. Makes me wonder, though. Back in the 90s, Maddox received emails from people who took offence at his diatribes against things they valued; which Maddox naturally dismissed as the impotent witterings of worthless plebs, clearly inferior to himself. And those who were laughing considered it all part of the act. But suppose Maddox received an email saying, "hey, I think you're a genius for dreaming up that character you play - he's such a fucking idiot, it's hilarious!" How would Maddox have responded to that?
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Oh, absolutely. Makes me wonder, though. Back in the 90s, Maddox received emails from people who took offence at his diatribes against things they valued; which Maddox naturally dismissed as the impotent witterings of worthless plebs, clearly inferior to himself. And those who were laughing considered it all part of the act. But suppose Maddox received an email saying, "hey, I think you're a genius for dreaming up that character you play - he's such a fucking idiot, it's hilarious!" How would Maddox have responded to that?
He always claimed it was really him. That was part of the lie.

One part of his shtick that was always honest though is that he really thinks he's the smartest guy in the world and he really never had respect for his readers. He feels entitled to success. Maybe god owes it to him because his parents were awful or whatever, who knows.
 

Silvana

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He always claimed it was really him. That was part of the lie.
By "lie", I presume you mean Maddox's claim to be a manly, manly, super-masculine Alpha Male? :lol: Bit of a shock for his fans, I imagine, when they finally got to see Maddox in person... But yes, I guess Maddox would have written off anyone expressing hilarity at the character they thought he was putting on as a "troll". Well, some things don't change...

Edit: One thing I'm curious about, which I don't think has been addressed... We know Maddox is attempting to cast off his previous anti-PC pirate persona and present himself as a friend to the SocJus crowd - well, has Maddox come into contact with any actual SJWs? Looking through the thread, it seems the man's so boring, no-one can be bothered to actually listen to his recent podcasts in order to find out who he's actually working with. A small cast of unknowns, as far as I can tell... But has Maddox yet encountered any SocJus types? And if so, were they prepared to forgive Maddox such classic rib-ticklers as "C is for Copping A Feel" and allow him into their ranks?
 
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Alec Benson Leary

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By "lie", I presume you mean Maddox's claim to be a manly, manly, super-masculine Alpha Male? :lol: Bit of a shock for his fans, I imagine, when they finally got to see Maddox in person... But yes, I guess Maddox would have written off anyone expressing hilarity at the character they thought he was putting on as a "troll". Well, some things don't change...

Edit: One thing I'm curious about, which I don't think has been addressed... We know Maddox is attempting to cast off his previous anti-PC pirate persona and present himself as a friend to the SocJus crowd - well, has Maddox come into contact with any actual SJWs? Looking through the thread, it seems the man's so boring, no-one can be bothered to actually listen to his recent podcasts in order to find out who he's actually working with. A small cast of unknowns, as far as I can tell... But has Maddox yet encountered any SocJus types? And if so, were they prepared to forgive Maddox such classic rib-ticklers as "C is for Copping A Feel" and allow him into their ranks?
Even more than the manly pirate stuff, I mean his claim to be counter-culture or that he stands against orthodoxy or takes controversial positions. He kind of did early on with his articles, but it doesn't really mean anything because when his precious hollywood aspirations are on the line, he folds like wet cardboard and parrots whatever the socjus narrative is. All the people who actually believe in opposing that stuff, he dismisses as alt-right just the same as his buddies do.

I'm sure he's encountered lots of socjus people. He's lived in LA for over a decade and all his aspirations require him to schmooze with all of that in-crowd. He folds to them because otherwise he won't be invited to the cool parties anymore. Dick Masterson said something I liked in a recent podcast, he said that calling a woman a "bitch" in hollywood is like taking the lord's name in vain in front of the college of cardinals in the Vatican, it's a grievous sin and it's just not done how dare you. That's the crowd he aspires to please. Look at, say, his article about pornwhore Sasha Grey from years ago compared to how eager he is to fellate the egos of similar "artistic intoolectual" porn stars today like Ella Darling. They're the same as Sasha Grey, self-glamorizing prostitutes who pretend their job is an enlightened philosophy. But current Maddox dares not question the orthodoxy.
 

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New Maddox video, once again rehashing content that was unfunny 10 years ago. Shockingly, it did not age well. I wonder if this is how he wrote the letter to 80s girl?


Christ, I think he is seriously terrified of ever making new content. Every video just rehashes old content. Anything new might be offensive, his old stuff is grandfathered in and comparitively safe because he hasn't gotten metoo'd over it yet so just repeat it forever. Good job George, you hate the guy who did 9/11, so edgy.
 

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