Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry

Silvana

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His schtick was funnier when you thought he was being ironic about it. As it turned out, the actual joke was George himself, and he wasn't even in on it.

Compare to Don Rickles, whose schtick was viciously insulting members of his audience, but who was by all accounts a ridiculously nice person in reality. He'd do this face to face, and even knowingly insulted a major mob guy despite being warned, and the guy loved it.
Oh, absolutely. Makes me wonder, though. Back in the 90s, Maddox received emails from people who took offence at his diatribes against things they valued; which Maddox naturally dismissed as the impotent witterings of worthless plebs, clearly inferior to himself. And those who were laughing considered it all part of the act. But suppose Maddox received an email saying, "hey, I think you're a genius for dreaming up that character you play - he's such a fucking idiot, it's hilarious!" How would Maddox have responded to that?
 

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Oh, absolutely. Makes me wonder, though. Back in the 90s, Maddox received emails from people who took offence at his diatribes against things they valued; which Maddox naturally dismissed as the impotent witterings of worthless plebs, clearly inferior to himself. And those who were laughing considered it all part of the act. But suppose Maddox received an email saying, "hey, I think you're a genius for dreaming up that character you play - he's such a fucking idiot, it's hilarious!" How would Maddox have responded to that?
He always claimed it was really him. That was part of the lie.

One part of his shtick that was always honest though is that he really thinks he's the smartest guy in the world and he really never had respect for his readers. He feels entitled to success. Maybe god owes it to him because his parents were awful or whatever, who knows.
 

Silvana

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He always claimed it was really him. That was part of the lie.
By "lie", I presume you mean Maddox's claim to be a manly, manly, super-masculine Alpha Male? :lol: Bit of a shock for his fans, I imagine, when they finally got to see Maddox in person... But yes, I guess Maddox would have written off anyone expressing hilarity at the character they thought he was putting on as a "troll". Well, some things don't change...

Edit: One thing I'm curious about, which I don't think has been addressed... We know Maddox is attempting to cast off his previous anti-PC pirate persona and present himself as a friend to the SocJus crowd - well, has Maddox come into contact with any actual SJWs? Looking through the thread, it seems the man's so boring, no-one can be bothered to actually listen to his recent podcasts in order to find out who he's actually working with. A small cast of unknowns, as far as I can tell... But has Maddox yet encountered any SocJus types? And if so, were they prepared to forgive Maddox such classic rib-ticklers as "C is for Copping A Feel" and allow him into their ranks?
 
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Alec Benson Leary

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By "lie", I presume you mean Maddox's claim to be a manly, manly, super-masculine Alpha Male? :lol: Bit of a shock for his fans, I imagine, when they finally got to see Maddox in person... But yes, I guess Maddox would have written off anyone expressing hilarity at the character they thought he was putting on as a "troll". Well, some things don't change...

Edit: One thing I'm curious about, which I don't think has been addressed... We know Maddox is attempting to cast off his previous anti-PC pirate persona and present himself as a friend to the SocJus crowd - well, has Maddox come into contact with any actual SJWs? Looking through the thread, it seems the man's so boring, no-one can be bothered to actually listen to his recent podcasts in order to find out who he's actually working with. A small cast of unknowns, as far as I can tell... But has Maddox yet encountered any SocJus types? And if so, were they prepared to forgive Maddox such classic rib-ticklers as "C is for Copping A Feel" and allow him into their ranks?
Even more than the manly pirate stuff, I mean his claim to be counter-culture or that he stands against orthodoxy or takes controversial positions. He kind of did early on with his articles, but it doesn't really mean anything because when his precious hollywood aspirations are on the line, he folds like wet cardboard and parrots whatever the socjus narrative is. All the people who actually believe in opposing that stuff, he dismisses as alt-right just the same as his buddies do.

I'm sure he's encountered lots of socjus people. He's lived in LA for over a decade and all his aspirations require him to schmooze with all of that in-crowd. He folds to them because otherwise he won't be invited to the cool parties anymore. Dick Masterson said something I liked in a recent podcast, he said that calling a woman a "bitch" in hollywood is like taking the lord's name in vain in front of the college of cardinals in the Vatican, it's a grievous sin and it's just not done how dare you. That's the crowd he aspires to please. Look at, say, his article about pornwhore Sasha Grey from years ago compared to how eager he is to fellate the egos of similar "artistic intoolectual" porn stars today like Ella Darling. They're the same as Sasha Grey, self-glamorizing prostitutes who pretend their job is an enlightened philosophy. But current Maddox dares not question the orthodoxy.
 

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New Maddox video, once again rehashing content that was unfunny 10 years ago. Shockingly, it did not age well. I wonder if this is how he wrote the letter to 80s girl?


Christ, I think he is seriously terrified of ever making new content. Every video just rehashes old content. Anything new might be offensive, his old stuff is grandfathered in and comparitively safe because he hasn't gotten metoo'd over it yet so just repeat it forever. Good job George, you hate the guy who did 9/11, so edgy.
 

AnOminous

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Christ, I think he is seriously terrified of ever making new content. Every video just rehashes old content. Anything new might be offensive, his old stuff is grandfathered in and comparitively safe because he hasn't gotten metoo'd over it yet so just repeat it forever. Good job George, you hate the guy who did 9/11, so edgy.
Maybe he should do one on how he is bucking the trend and doesn't like child rape either.

Oh wait he's already on record as finding it hilarious.
 

Adamska

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Christ, I think he is seriously terrified of ever making new content. Every video just rehashes old content. Anything new might be offensive, his old stuff is grandfathered in and comparitively safe because he hasn't gotten metoo'd over it yet so just repeat it forever. Good job George, you hate the guy who did 9/11, so edgy.
It's not fear; it's the laziness and entitlement of a man too exceptional to know how to graduate a college.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Maybe he should do one on how he is bucking the trend and doesn't like child rape either.

Oh wait he's already on record as finding it hilarious.
Yeah, it's only adult rape that is incompatible with his values. Especially of a beautiful African-American woman.
 

Drunk and Pour

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By "lie", I presume you mean Maddox's claim to be a manly, manly, super-masculine Alpha Male? :lol: Bit of a shock for his fans, I imagine, when they finally got to see Maddox in person... But yes, I guess Maddox would have written off anyone expressing hilarity at the character they thought he was putting on as a "troll". Well, some things don't change...

Edit: One thing I'm curious about, which I don't think has been addressed... We know Maddox is attempting to cast off his previous anti-PC pirate persona and present himself as a friend to the SocJus crowd - well, has Maddox come into contact with any actual SJWs? Looking through the thread, it seems the man's so boring, no-one can be bothered to actually listen to his recent podcasts in order to find out who he's actually working with. A small cast of unknowns, as far as I can tell... But has Maddox yet encountered any SocJus types? And if so, were they prepared to forgive Maddox such classic rib-ticklers as "C is for Copping A Feel" and allow him into their ranks?
Doesn't he hang with the UCB wannabe comedians? I assume he has, at least perceived, still credible e-celeb status. SJWs conveniently ignore things that they should be speaking out against, so Maddox might be able to help their career. But that might be why he's dropping the Maddox persona, because he might be feeling more broad online backlash of his older stuff.
Maybe you should do something about that.
 

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Doesn't he hang with the UCB wannabe comedians? I assume he has, at least perceived, still credible e-celeb status. SJWs conveniently ignore things that they should be speaking out against, so Maddox might be able to help their career. But that might be why he's dropping the Maddox persona, because he might be feeling more broad online backlash of his older stuff.
From what I remember, I think he's fucked that up because of the lawsuit. He still has some hangers on (like Ron Babcuck), but I think most people have realized that he's career poison at this point.

Plus who wants to work with somebody with a litigious background?

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AnOminous

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From what I remember, I think he's fucked that up because of the lawsuit. He still has some hangers on (like Ron Babcuck), but I think most people have realized that he's career poison at this point.
He has a really unfortunate head shape for someone completely, utterly bald. His head is shaped like a light bulb and he looks like a cuck with AIDS.
 

Sword Fighter Super

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He has a really unfortunate head shape for someone completely, utterly bald. His head is shaped like a light bulb and he looks like a cuck with AIDS.
He lives in California, is of eastern decent, and looks as pale a fucking ghost.
These things don't add up.
 

Rausch

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So Boogie, like literally every other person in the world, is less of a cuck than George. So he hasn't blocked all the comments on that Tweet. There are a lot of Dickheads taking advantage of the situation to once again comment in Maddox's Twitter feed, some examples being:

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And because George is the AIDS-having cuckold that he is, he appears to have responded with some passive aggressive fuckdrumpfery.

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He's getting some shit in the comments, including this from a guy who is about to be blocked

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And if you're interested:
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