Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
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Typical George to be demanding adulation for performing a basic human function. Wow, and I bet he wants a fucking medal for getting his piss all in the toilet and not on the floor too, even though it's pretty easy for him since he sits down for that.
You know he would never put the seat down too, like any good male feminists.
 

Gangster Talk

You lookin' at my gut?
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Maddox's $30,000 voting platform reveals an insight into the approximate size of his listener base. Early episodes of The Best Debate got around a healthy 1500-3000 votes, which by now has dwindled to about 100-200.

This Godzilla thing he announced, however, is another story. As of now, the episode from last week came and went with a total of nine votes. Not 9000. Not 900. Nine.

I think it's official now, nobody gives a shit about Maddox anymore.
 

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NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Maddox's $30,000 voting platform reveals an insight into the approximate size of his listener base. Early episodes of The Best Debate got around a healthy 1500-3000 votes, which by now has dwindled to about 100-200.

This Godzilla thing he announced, however, is another story. As of now, the episode from last week came and went with a total of nine votes. Not 9000. Not 900. Nine.

I think it's official now, nobody gives a shit about Maddox anymore.
The most activity that voting platform has has in years was when Dick told his listeners to use it to to vote on something for his show.

Maddox got so butthurt over it that he set all votes to zero once he realized what was happening.

It was hilarious.
 

Court of the Crimson Cuck

21st Century Schi-soyed Man
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Maddox's $30,000 voting platform reveals an insight into the approximate size of his listener base. Early episodes of The Best Debate got around a healthy 1500-3000 votes, which by now has dwindled to about 100-200.

This Godzilla thing he announced, however, is another story. As of now, the episode from last week came and went with a total of nine votes. Not 9000. Not 900. Nine.

I think it's official now, nobody gives a shit about Maddox anymore.
"Le spiky boi xD"

Yeah, I'd say his enigma has overstayed it's welcome (to put it lightly).
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
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It's only a matter of time before he has to slink back to Utah, to don a paper hat, the only crown he'll wear again, and work a gig at In-N-Out Burgers in Salt Lake City.
With his job history he’d be lucky to get a job as a dishwasher.
 

AnOminous

FIST FUCK
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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I know I said it before but what if he already does have a day job, in data entry or some other mindless point-and-click position? Because otherwise it's mindboggling how he can even pay rent.
Does he have a rent sharing thing where it's his name on the lease and maybe he can scam it up a bit so everyone else is paying for it?
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
Christorical Figure
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Does he have a rent sharing thing where it's his name on the lease and maybe he can scam it up a bit so everyone else is paying for it?
LA is full of dodgy scam artists because that's what hollywood is so I'm sure that's why he feels at home there, but I have a hard time believing his roommates wouldn't turn it around on him and be better at it than he is.
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
Christorical Figure
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RussianParasite

Крым наш
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NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
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millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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Typical George to be demanding adulation for performing a basic human function. Wow, and I bet he wants a fucking medal for getting his piss all in the toilet and not on the floor too, even though it's pretty easy for him since he sits down for that.
Nobody even liked or ate his snacks. He was the only one who ate them. And they were doing a podcast, not the most conducive media format for eating noisy foods like the chips and trail mix that George would provide.
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Nobody even liked or ate his snacks. He was the only one who ate them. And they were doing a podcast, not the most conducive media format for eating noisy foods like the chips and trail mix that George would provide.
I'll be he stole those snacks from whatever shithole bar was closest to his apartment.
He is Armenian, after all.
 

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