Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry

Shaved Kiwis

Gran Autismo 3: A-Sped
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So Boogie, like literally every other person in the world, is less of a cuck than George. So he hasn't blocked all the comments on that Tweet. There are a lot of Dickheads taking advantage of the situation to once again comment in Maddox's Twitter feed, some examples being:

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And because George is the AIDS-having cuckold that he is, he appears to have responded with some passive aggressive fuckdrumpfery.

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He's getting some shit in the comments, including this from a guy who is about to be blocked

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And if you're interested:
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Dunno if it has to do with sleep deprivation and being kinda out of it, my general exceptionalism, or a testament to how far Maddox has fallen, but I clicked the bottom screenshot before reading the rest of your post only to immediately run off to Youtube to gleefully look for the video. Do Germans have a word for feeling both stupid and dissapointed at the same time? I feel like they'd probably have a word for something like that.
 

Court of the Crimson Cuck

21st Century Schi-soyed Man
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Got some cringy Maddox tweets for y'all today.

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Imagine being a 41 year old man and calling Pikachu Air Jordan's "sick". Would go real well with his signature sports coat and gamer tee look.

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Maddox still taking credit for Dick riding his enigma when his patreon is under $100 and his brand is dead. Nothing is ever his fault - he was betrayed, you see. Truly a victim.
 

PatTraverse

It's All Fiction
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Got some cringy Maddox tweets for y'all today.

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Imagine being a 41 year old man and calling Pikachu Air Jordan's "sick". Would go real well with his signature sports coat and gamer tee look.

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Maddox still taking credit for Dick riding his enigma when his patreon is under $100 and his brand is dead. Nothing is ever his fault - he was betrayed, you see. Truly a victim.
It has to sting to know that you ex-partner makes more in a month doing a side project for fun than you do in a year. Dick & Sean totally deserve their success as they are educated people with actual degrees that never put all their eggs in one basket. Even if the Dick Show eventually fizzles out, they actually have jobs and belong in LA unlike King Cuck.
 

Terrorist

Osama bin Ladkin
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Maddox always sucked. Like Lowtax, he was just in the right place at the right time. If he tried to become an IRL comedian in 200X instead of making a website, he'd be nobody, because that shit wouldn't play.

Honestly, I feel a slight tinge of sadness for those guys, the ones who got left behind. They thought they hit it big bc they were smart, funny, and people liked them...but no, it was just the dotcom boom. Must suck to realize at 35 you were actually mediocre the whole time, without anything special about you beyond "bought a domain name in the late 90s to tell chuck norris jokes", and you basically wasted your life and have no career prospects. His carriage turned into a pumpkin.

But whatever, he's pissed away what sympathy he could get from me.
 

Drunk and Pour

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Got some cringy Maddox tweets for y'all today.

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Imagine being a 41 year old man and calling Pikachu Air Jordan's "sick". Would go real well with his signature sports coat and gamer tee look.

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Maddox still taking credit for Dick riding his enigma when his patreon is under $100 and his brand is dead. Nothing is ever his fault - he was betrayed, you see. Truly a victim.
"I even brought snacks! Never once got a thank you!"
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
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"I even brought snacks! Never once got a thank you!"
Typical George to be demanding adulation for performing a basic human function. Wow, and I bet he wants a fucking medal for getting his piss all in the toilet and not on the floor too, even though it's pretty easy for him since he sits down for that.
 

Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
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Typical George to be demanding adulation for performing a basic human function. Wow, and I bet he wants a fucking medal for getting his piss all in the toilet and not on the floor too, even though it's pretty easy for him since he sits down for that.
You know he would never put the seat down too, like any good male feminists.
 

Gangster Talk

You lookin' at my gut?
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Maddox's $30,000 voting platform reveals an insight into the approximate size of his listener base. Early episodes of The Best Debate got around a healthy 1500-3000 votes, which by now has dwindled to about 100-200.

This Godzilla thing he announced, however, is another story. As of now, the episode from last week came and went with a total of nine votes. Not 9000. Not 900. Nine.

I think it's official now, nobody gives a shit about Maddox anymore.
 

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Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
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Maddox's $30,000 voting platform reveals an insight into the approximate size of his listener base. Early episodes of The Best Debate got around a healthy 1500-3000 votes, which by now has dwindled to about 100-200.

This Godzilla thing he announced, however, is another story. As of now, the episode from last week came and went with a total of nine votes. Not 9000. Not 900. Nine.

I think it's official now, nobody gives a shit about Maddox anymore.
The most activity that voting platform has has in years was when Dick told his listeners to use it to to vote on something for his show.

Maddox got so butthurt over it that he set all votes to zero once he realized what was happening.

It was hilarious.
 

Court of the Crimson Cuck

21st Century Schi-soyed Man
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Maddox's $30,000 voting platform reveals an insight into the approximate size of his listener base. Early episodes of The Best Debate got around a healthy 1500-3000 votes, which by now has dwindled to about 100-200.

This Godzilla thing he announced, however, is another story. As of now, the episode from last week came and went with a total of nine votes. Not 9000. Not 900. Nine.

I think it's official now, nobody gives a shit about Maddox anymore.
"Le spiky boi xD"

Yeah, I'd say his enigma has overstayed it's welcome (to put it lightly).
 

Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
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It's only a matter of time before he has to slink back to Utah, to don a paper hat, the only crown he'll wear again, and work a gig at In-N-Out Burgers in Salt Lake City.
With his job history he’d be lucky to get a job as a dishwasher.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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I know I said it before but what if he already does have a day job, in data entry or some other mindless point-and-click position? Because otherwise it's mindboggling how he can even pay rent.
Does he have a rent sharing thing where it's his name on the lease and maybe he can scam it up a bit so everyone else is paying for it?
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
Christorical Figure
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Does he have a rent sharing thing where it's his name on the lease and maybe he can scam it up a bit so everyone else is paying for it?
LA is full of dodgy scam artists because that's what hollywood is so I'm sure that's why he feels at home there, but I have a hard time believing his roommates wouldn't turn it around on him and be better at it than he is.
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
Christorical Figure
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