Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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AnOminous

Really?
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Retired Staff
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I know I said it before but what if he already does have a day job, in data entry or some other mindless point-and-click position? Because otherwise it's mindboggling how he can even pay rent.
Does he have a rent sharing thing where it's his name on the lease and maybe he can scam it up a bit so everyone else is paying for it?
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
Christorical Figure
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Does he have a rent sharing thing where it's his name on the lease and maybe he can scam it up a bit so everyone else is paying for it?
LA is full of dodgy scam artists because that's what hollywood is so I'm sure that's why he feels at home there, but I have a hard time believing his roommates wouldn't turn it around on him and be better at it than he is.
 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
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RussianParasite

Крым наш
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NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
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millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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Typical George to be demanding adulation for performing a basic human function. Wow, and I bet he wants a fucking medal for getting his piss all in the toilet and not on the floor too, even though it's pretty easy for him since he sits down for that.
Nobody even liked or ate his snacks. He was the only one who ate them. And they were doing a podcast, not the most conducive media format for eating noisy foods like the chips and trail mix that George would provide.
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
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Nobody even liked or ate his snacks. He was the only one who ate them. And they were doing a podcast, not the most conducive media format for eating noisy foods like the chips and trail mix that George would provide.
I'll be he stole those snacks from whatever shithole bar was closest to his apartment.
He is Armenian, after all.
 

PatTraverse

[It's All Fiction]
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Typical George to be demanding adulation for performing a basic human function. Wow, and I bet he wants a fucking medal for getting his piss all in the toilet and not on the floor too, even though it's pretty easy for him since he sits down for that.
Maddox is like some bizarre robot that tries to immitate humans but is incapable of doing it convincingly. Expecting to be thanked for having some level of courtesy like being a good guest is ridiculous. Interacting directly with such a being must be quite the experience.
 

Rausch

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One of the new mods at r/madcastmedia posted the subreddit's stats.

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The data reveals that the subreddit has had consecutive days when nobody at all visited. A Redditor points out that the smaller spike a year ago co-incides with the lolsuit ending. Also, the top graphs are embarrassing enough at first glance, but the huge spike in views in May comes from just a single day. So the subreddit attracting shitposting Dickheads in one day blew away all previous monthly totals and by my estimate on those blurry graphs, got pretty close to the total number of pageviews it had ever had.

Also, while it has been obvious from the start that the cuck is doing this podcast to try to get his leg over, it emerged on the latest Dick Show that Maddox apparently went out with his cohost to go see a Godzilla movie five years ago. This cuck has been faking an interest in Godzilla for five years to try to bang a weird sound effect making proto-catlady. Some of Dick's fans are helpfully pointing this out on her Twitter, posting shots of his leaked DMs, etc.

 

Alec Benson Leary

Creator of Asperchu
Christorical Figure
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Also, while it has been obvious from the start that the cuck is doing this podcast to try to get his leg over, it emerged on the latest Dick Show that Maddox apparently went out with his cohost to go see a Godzilla movie five years ago. This cuck has been faking an interest in Godzilla for five years to try to bang a weird sound effect making proto-catlady.
What kind of 42 year old man spends 5 years carrying a torch for a woman so immature she resorts to doing cartoon voices in a podcast about kaiju movies that don't need a play-by-play?

Is this just normal behavior for hollywood orbiters?
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
True & Honest Fan
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What kind of 42 year old man spends 5 years carrying a torch for a woman so immature she resorts to doing cartoon voices in a podcast about kaiju movies that don't need a play-by-play?

Is this just normal behavior for hollywood orbiters?
I think it helps that Maddox never really grew up anyway.