Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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AnOminous

Really?
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Maddox managed to even fuck up his greatest hits book by renaming it and giving it an awful cover, and even The Alphabet of Manliness now rings hollow due to him throwing it under the bus to appease his UCB "friends".
He completely turned in his man card and nobody can take a book on manliness from a pathetic, simpering cuckold seriously.

It always cracks me up that a male feminist decided to play the role of a rapist
Don't forget the immortal line "C'mon lady I gotta nut!"
 

Alec Benson Leary

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What a principled man, surely he didn't monetize his youtube videos or podcasts to show just how true to himself he really is, right?
Fuckin noob. His website has no ads, therefore his youtube channel that has been his only currently updated property for years doesn't count. Don't you know his website that hasn't been updated since today's middle schoolers were born doesn't have ads? Pay no attention to his youtube and podcast channels that are full of ads. Clearly when judging if a content producer has ads, you judge their decade-old abandoned content, not the stuff they're making today. What, you disagree? You know who else disagrees? Rape apologists.
 

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I can recall a handful of posts he made back before he cucked out in the long, long ago where he was shilling fairly hard for Xmission, his ISP. I doubt there was ever an affiliate program going on, but what are the chances that Xmission wanted to give him a small slice back in the day for name-dropping them, but he denied because he’s a mighty cuck pirate who is terrified of money and women?
 

Alec Benson Leary

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I can recall a handful of posts he made back before he cucked out in the long, long ago where he was shilling fairly hard for Xmission, his ISP. I doubt there was ever an affiliate program going on, but what are the chances that Xmission wanted to give him a small slice back in the day for name-dropping them, but he denied because he’s a mighty cuck pirate who is terrified of money and women?
I bet they had talks about it. In the day Maddox was big enough to be the biggest thing that Utah isp ever repped. That age was a different world though. There were no "affiliate programs" or anything like that.

You have to remember Maddox was big in an era before blogs were a thing. It was a different world. Maddox's failure is that he latched onto a rapidly evolving internet world and failed to understand it would keep evolving.
 
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I bet they had talks about it. In the day Maddox was big enough to be the biggest thing that Utah isp ever repped. That age was a different world though. There were no "affiliate programs" or anything like that.

You have to remember Maddox was big in an era before blogs were a thing. It was a different world. Maddox's failure is that he latched onto a rapidly evolving internet world and failed to understand it would keep evolving.
Right on. I'd figure if Maddox were really worth his salt with programming, Xmission could have offered him a job. They certainly had plenty of good will together.

Come to think of it, it's a little weird he never actually did get a job with Xmission. It's not like it'd be something below him, considering he worked for that telemarketing company for a long time. I guess he could handle sales, but not any serious big boy stuff Xmission would really need him for.

edit: woaaaaaahhhhhhhhh i just realized, Xmission means "transmission" in the same vein that "Xfer" means "transfer"
 

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Right on. I'd figure if Maddox were really worth his salt with programming, Xmission could have offered him a job. They certainly had plenty of good will together.

Come to think of it, it's a little weird he never actually did get a job with Xmission. It's not like it'd be something below him, considering he worked for that telemarketing company for a long time. I guess he could handle sales, but not any serious big boy stuff Xmission would really need him for.
I'd be willing to bet that he thought that kind of work was beneath/behind him after a certain point. I wonder if he could get his old telemarketing job back now...
 
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I'd be willing to bet that he thought that kind of work was beneath/behind him after a certain point. I wonder if he could get his old telemarketing job back now...
That's possible, but I figure Xmission, being a 90's ISP, would have more programming and telephony jobs available, which would be much more prestigious than a telemarketing job. Especially for someone who fancies themselves a web developer.
 

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That's possible, but I figure Xmission, being a 90's ISP, would have more programming and telephony jobs available, which would be much more prestigious than a telemarketing job. Especially for someone who fancies themselves a web developer.
Maddox definitely has the “phony” part down pat. The rest of it, not sure he’s capable of pulling it off.
 

Barrister

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When can we get a mirror of it with the live chat?
Hopefully soon. Given Maddox's pathological erasure of his media, his decision to eliminate video proof of what was probably his greatest "Greatest Debate" episode was an obvious, albeit disappointing one. I wasn't able to download a mirror in time, but I'm sure others here did.
 

Tookie

Mountain of Molten Lust
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No he is still making music. Here is one of my more recent favorites:
Maddox has pretty selective outrage over racial issues considering he let Rucka on but Dick, Asterios, and Nick Rekeita are fucking NAZIS for much milder perceived heresies.
I bet they had talks about it. In the day Maddox was big enough to be the biggest thing that Utah isp ever repped. That age was a different world though. There were no "affiliate programs" or anything like that.
I can't believe Xmission still has hosting. That service is going to go the way of Geocities at some point and Maddox's archive will be buried due to shitty SEO if he puts it back up at a different URL. He probably doesn't care that much but it will be the death of what little legacy he has.
 

RussianParasite

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I have gotten so much entertainment watching Maddox lose his shit the last few years and become a full-fledged Lolcow, so I guess the final episode of TBDITU was bitter sweet. While I am happy to see him fail after all of his bullshit I hope he has a few lulz left to produce before he is put out to pasture having faded into obscurity.
 

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