Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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og_eras

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I miss physical keyboards tbh
I have a drawer with a stockpile of Blackberrys because they are so great for writing on the go.
If they ever make a comeback I'm gonna be rich.

Biggest irony I see is that a little kid beats Maddox in the YouTube search results.

Guess comparing yourself to children wasnt the best idea, huh?
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I'm guessing search results are personalized but even then, the first Maddox video that pops up for me is like 2 page scrolls down.

"Things you're doing wrong every day"
5 years ago.
That's how long he's been irrelevant.
 

Wikipedia Scholar

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pardon me if this is spergy, but I'd like to weigh in on Maddox.

in his heyday, he seemed great. trolling culture was much less saturated then, and he was one of the first to bring that politically incorrect style of comedy online. if you're in a certain age bracket, and you started discovering the internet around that time, he seemed almost legendary. his persona was only enhanced by the anonymity, so you could read his articles in the voice of some sort of pirate overlord. you knew he was probably just some nerd, but you could suspend disbelief. above all, you assumed he was tongue-in-cheek most of the time, so it was funny.

the first cracks in his facade appeared when he made videos. suddenly, you couldn't picture him as a cyborg warlord or some shit, he was now undeniably a nasal-sounding geek, which detracted from the effect. still, you tried to give him a chance, only for matters to get worse; he got trolled by Penn & Teller, Dick Masterson, and the Ls kept piling up. as you learned more about who he is, you realize that he wasn't actually joking or being ironic in his work, he really was that butthurt and bitter at life. the point of no return was betraying his original edginess and kowtowing to the SJWs. while he was always a cuck, that put it beyond doubt. if only he had quit while he was ahead, he'd be remembered fondly, but nope. now there's nothing left of him but an lolcow, and even his best work is tarnished in retrospect.

tl;dr: Maddox was great in the early 2000s, mostly because it was a different environment, and you didn't know how much of a cuck he really was.
 

Brig_Yeet

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On the latest episode of TDS, Dick talked about the word filter here for “re.tard” on here. Makes me more suspicious than ever that he has an account here.
Dude exploded from hating on Maddox and talked frequently with Metokur, Ralph, and Andy, even going along with them for the Andy fight right before the whole IBS community imploded. Of course he's browsed here. I'd be shocked if he hasn't read this thread, let alone the forum.
 
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pardon me if this is spergy, but I'd like to weigh in on Maddox.

in his heyday, he seemed great. trolling culture was much less saturated then, and he was one of the first to bring that politically incorrect style of comedy online. if you're in a certain age bracket, and you started discovering the internet around that time, he seemed almost legendary. his persona was only enhanced by the anonymity, so you could read his articles in the voice of some sort of pirate overlord. you knew he was probably just some nerd, but you could suspend disbelief. above all, you assumed he was tongue-in-cheek most of the time, so it was funny.

the first cracks in his facade appeared when he made videos. suddenly, you couldn't picture him as a cyborg warlord or some shit, he was now undeniably a nasal-sounding geek, which detracted from the effect. still, you tried to give him a chance, only for matters to get worse; he got trolled by Penn & Teller, Dick Masterson, and the Ls kept piling up. as you learned more about who he is, you realize that he wasn't actually joking or being ironic in his work, he really was that butthurt and bitter at life. the point of no return was betraying his original edginess and kowtowing to the SJWs. while he was always a cuck, that put it beyond doubt. if only he had quit while he was ahead, he'd be remembered fondly, but nope. now there's nothing left of him but an lolcow, and even his best work is tarnished in retrospect.

tl;dr: Maddox was great in the early 2000s, mostly because it was a different environment, and you didn't know how much of a cuck he really was.
Kind of sad that he turned out to be a complete failure of a human being ...I used to read his old content online and I am not sure how I found it..but it was very old... Made some lulz and overtime I just forgot about him. I guess I just outgrew this bitter shit.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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I don't know, Penn and Teller did act like assholes, did cherrypick, did misrepresent him. I feel like in the same situation I would also respond with a video. Just not a 7 minute spergfest 5 years after the fact.
Penn and Teller did their usual biased shit, sure, but it was pretty embarrassing that when called out all Penn did was offer a polite "don't remember you but sorry or whatever" on twitter and George actually thought he meant something to the guy. Penn literally had no idea what George was talking about and didn't care. It's like thinking some stranger is your biggest fan because they held a door open for two seconds so you can walk through.
 

Tookie

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I don't know, Penn and Teller did act like assholes, did cherrypick, did misrepresent him. I feel like in the same situation I would also respond with a video. Just not a 7 minute spergfest 5 years after the fact.
I wouldn't feel too sorry for him. Maddox was warned exactly how the Penn & Teller segment would play out before he filmed it by people who knew him. The show's producers also hinted to him that he would be the one getting shit on during the segment and had he bothered watching any of the show he would have known what was coming. He ignored all the red flags it because his ego wouldn't allow him to believe he would be the butt of a joke and that as a comedic genius/internet superstar he could flip the situation if they dared to try it.
 

GloriousRapeRabbit

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That Penn and Teller clip was what did it for me. How hard would it have been for him to say, it's a joke.
Same. When i saw it the Maddox.xmission site was loosing interest (not american so i saw the Bullshit episode probably quite a while after it was originally aired) and i could see immediately he was NOT the man i expected him to be. Like many writers in the thread before...i knew he probably was not truly like the website Maddox....but it just simply killed it for me. He was soo much geekier than acceptable to take the character serious even in a comedic sense after that. Showing his face was the beginning of his fall i think.

I expected atleast HALF an alpha male so to say....A normal happy funny guy with a trolly humour. But there was absolutely nothing admirable there after i saw his face and the way he acted. He was 100% a fraud and it was obvious the very second he stood before my eyes.
 

Wikipedia Scholar

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I expected atleast HALF an alpha male so to say....A normal happy funny guy with a trolly humour. But there was absolutely nothing admirable there after i saw his face and the way he acted. He was 100% a fraud and it was obvious the very second he stood before my eyes.
right, I figured he'd be a nerd, but a cool nerd. and then the facade crumbled.

I'd venture that many people trolling Maddox are former fans, who eventually ditched him because of fail.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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right, I figured he'd be a nerd, but a cool nerd. and then the facade crumbled.

I'd venture that many people trolling Maddox are former fans, who eventually ditched him because of fail.
It doesn't even have to be "trolling" him. His entire schtick was speaking truth to power and the value of being able to shock the moral censors. The instant it became convenient to his career he ditched that and became the moral censor. He's allowed to ride a career built on bucking pc thought but everyone else must be punished for the same? He showed he has no respect for anyone else so his fans stopped respecting him, it's no more complex than that.
 

rabo

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Also, what doesn't help his case is that all his original fans were all of that fake mindset he was presenting. His writing was troll-like so of course he'll attract people who enjoy this type of mentality and of course if you then reveal yourself to be a laughable bald cuck, we'll all point at laughing and shit on you to no end.

It's like going to a death metal concert, filled with your fans, because you've been doing death metal for years and then you show up and start singing country folk songs they're going to climb on stage and tear you apart.
 

Paddy O' Furniture

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Here's the clip from this week's episode of The Dick Show:
After three long, failed-filled years, Maddox finally succumbs to his own ineptitude and ends The Best Debate in the Universe. Dame Pesos, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", and I Dick Masterson, the best part of every podcast Maddox has every done, play clips from the final episode of the Best Debate, and make fun of them. Enjoy!
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Maddox forgot to remove the other time Rucka roasted him for not having a car at 43:00
Dick posits during his latest episode that Rucka was taking passive-aggressive potshots at George and there is evidence that he got fed up with George sueing former friends. I'd bet there's not a lot of love lost between them and Rucka probably only came back for this final episode out of some mutual backscratching thing, or maybe even just to keep George mollified because he's unhinged and Rucka wants to drop below his radar. Like a guy picking fights at your bar, you let him get away with not paying his $10 tab if it means you just get him out the fucking door. Regardless it's no surprise that George would leave up comments shitting on his supposed friends. He's a mentally ill narcissist and he will do anything no matter how petty if he thinks it'll make him look more impressive. In his mind I'm sure it literally matters to objectively deciding who is better for him to be able to say "there's only 3 bad comments about me but 60 about Rucka". The fact that Rucka's channel is actually successful is something he can't curate away so he just CDs it out of his head.

Hell, I wonder if that's why so many of his cohosts have been tiny manlets. Rucka, Mike Gamms, some other soyboy joyboy that was on a bunch of episodes I can't remember, they're all too small to be let on adult rides at the amusement park. George is like 6'1" or something but so is Dick Masterson. Shit, am I onto something? 🤔🤔🤔
 

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I'd bet there's not a lot of love lost between them and Rucka probably only came back for this final episode out of some mutual backscratching thing, or maybe even just to keep George mollified because he's unhinged and Rucka wants to drop below his radar.
This Dick Show was before he actually did that.

I think Rucka actually literally just showed up to call him a cuck, which is what he did.