Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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He won't kill himself, he doesn't have that much self-awareness. He'll keep getting more and more desperate for any kind of attention he can get regardless of how he gets it.
 
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millais

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He won't kill himself, he doesn't have that much self-awareness. He'll keep getting more and more desperate for any kind of attention he can get regardless of how he gets it.
Well, if he ever does try to go the suicide-baiting route for asspats and sympathy clicks, I hope someone sends him an audio clip of his awkward suicide prevention PSA from the episode of BPITU that took place after his sister's suicide.
 
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I will just leave this here. Maddox also went on hiatus before ending The Biggest Problem with Dick.
There seems to be a lot of buzz around this on other forums as well, but I'll believe it is the end of that podcast when I see it. George will cling to any sinking ship as long as he can. I'm sure Hayley will come to her senses and fuck him eventually!!
 

PatTraverse

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The reality is that Maddox landed his ex Mental Jess because she was a fan of his when he still had fans. All his other relationships probably had the same premise exception being that green card marriage with the Chinese woman. Now that he has more notoriety as a cuck than as a creator, he has more chances of dying alone than ever.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Hes buddies with that D-lister who got a show on Amazon Prime. Im sure Guest starring on that episode probably netted him like a months rent to keep him alive. His YouTube has ads too so he probably gets some income from old watches or randos discovering old videos.
What show is that? "Come on lady I gotta nut" the miniseries? Is his cameo a wordless mugging for the camera for a half second?

Asterios has a job in NYC, and so does his girlfriend. I believe they're both in advertising, which is not a great career path in the nicer parts of the country.

He's not as broke as he pretends to be, though he does seem remarkably bad with money.
I don't know if Asterios got another day job or not. I do know he's raking in patreon/other crowdsourced money much more successfully than George.


I will just leave this here. Maddox also went on hiatus before ending The Biggest Problem with Dick.
George will abruptly announce the cancellation of the show and thank everybody except Haley. When pressed on her afterward by his two fans he'll make snide remarks about not wanting to harm her PPR, then a couple months later release a heavily prepared video calling her a "promiscuity apologist" or something and try to sic the anti-sex socjus puritans on her because she started dating another guy without his consent.
 

$MY_COCK

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Apparently Maddox is in fucking Bulgaria of all places. Not sure why he’s there. I thought maybe sex tourism but there’s closer places for him to go for that than Bulgaria. Maybe a mail order wife but then you wonder how he has the money for that.
There’s a large Armenian community in Bulgaria. He probably has relatives there.
 

Ped Xing

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Asterios is always bragging about how he paid for the lolsuit defense with 37 grand of credit card debt, hence why I say he's unimaginably bad with money; surely if he had the "perfect credit" he claims, he could have gotten at least a personal loan well before he got fired. FFS Asterios.

My basis for saying he has a job is he talks about it constantly. He calls it a "temp job," but it sounds more like "short term contract" than the "stand outside home depot" he makes it out to be. But who knows, he could fuck that up, too. I think the main reason he hasn't gone full cow yet is he at least seems like a nice enough dude who just makes bad decisions, instead of a repugnant asshole like George.
 
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I know Asterios is no bueno now, but I was browsing my pictures folder and came across the funniest thing I ever saw him write.

your moms big butt took like seven dicks.jpg

Thumbnailing it because it's semi-off topic, but I also didn't want to post it in the Random Pics thread and accidentally promote him. So here you go.
 

Archeopthryx

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I'm not even worried over Maddox not having a job. He must have a job that doesn't require him to be in public. Like stocking warehouses or something. Even in advertising there are people whose job it is is to make the mechanism behind the firm keep on chugging. Like dozens of researchers looking for "influencers," putting them in tiers, assigning values and how much they think they should pay them, and passing them to the head of promotions or social media managers. And we would never hear about them. And he doesn't need to talk about it in the podcast. Specially if they are in advertising. His manager might just come in his cubicle and say "Hey, you're Maddox!" he could just say "Yeah, don't let anyone, especially our clients, know." And that would be that.
 
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Super OT but how does Chris the Kiwi not have his own thread yet? Just listening to the latest Dick Show episode and I'm struck by how unsubtly manipulative this guy is in addition to all his lolcowish behavior.
Seems like The Dick Show covers everything he does already. If ever the show stops covering him, he's gotta have a thread.