Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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Dick has said multiple times that he is not interested in personally involving 80s girl in his comedy which includes his podcast. He did not like it when Maddox's ex Mental Jess started getting involved in Biggest Problem because he felt that it hurt the content. Wives/girlfriends are often unfunny and the moment you let them have an input, you have no choice but to go along with it or it creates tension in the relationship.
Case in point: Bill Burr’s wife Nia (or whatever her name is) has a grating, annoying voice and she is drastically unfunny.

I stopped listening to his podcast partly because he kept bringing her on.

He'd probably have to use a proxy to buy it so that Maddox doesn't know who is buying it.
Like how Walt Disney managed to buy all the land in Florida for Disney World.
 

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The argument is actually kind of great because they both have George avatars and are being whiny, pedantic, and insulting. It's like Maddox is having a debate with himself.
Fuck, we should have been calling each other "dipshit."

A bigger missed opportunity than that not-a-date with Mancini five years ago.
 

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Fuck, we should have been calling each other "dipshit."

A bigger missed opportunity than that not-a-date with Mancini five years ago.
No, call him a dipshit instead. He seems to attach a weird level of pride and importance to namecalling and nicknames. Look at how religious he is about referring to Dick Show fans as "dickwarts", or how everyone who makes fun of him is a stalker. But "dipshit" seems to be his big go-to in any direct argument with anyone online. I think he thinks that word has real implications and if you called him that, he wouldn't be able to let it go, it's more than just an insult in his mind. Just like "cuck". He'd drop all the unfinished projects he talks about and make a cheesy video explaining the etymology of the word "dipshit" and why it actually doesn't apply when you use it on him. Dipshit Ouzounian would go bonkers if everyone kept saying he was the Biggest Dipshit in the Universe.
 

AnOminous

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Just like "cuck". He'd drop all the unfinished projects he talks about and make a cheesy video explaining the etymology of the word "dipshit" and why it actually doesn't apply when you use it on him. Dipshit Ouzounian would go bonkers if everyone kept saying he was the Biggest Dipshit in the Universe.
It was hilarious how oblivious he was to the fact nobody even cares what cuck means, other than that it makes him really mad to call him that.
 

Adamska

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It was hilarious how oblivious he was to the fact nobody even cares what cuck means, other than that it makes him really mad to call him that.
Given how hard he screeched and how easily he was reduced to tears because an ex from three years ago found a new man, he is the best definition of a cuck, given how tortuously entitled and narcissistic that shit is.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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It was hilarious how oblivious he was to the fact nobody even cares what cuck means, other than that it makes him really mad to call him that.
Other kids' moms give them the advice "if you give the bullies the reaction they want they'll keep tormenting you". But his mom's advice was "give me money for the casino or else I'll kill myself and have them write "here lies Dipshit Cuckzounian's mother, dead because her son didn't love her" on my tombstone." That divergent parenting style seems to have had an adverse impact on his ability to deal with mockery.

She should have read Cosby's book I guess.
 

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"I survived the Armenian Genocide and all I got was a dipshit cuck of a son!"
George is so proud of his dad too as he describes him as this amazing self-made man that had to survive in America while having the odds stacked against him. So how does he thank him? By spamming his mom with Hillary Clinton pictures and being the biggest cuck in the universe.

I bet the biggest reason he is so scared of going back to Utah, is that he is afraid of getting his face caved in by dad even in his old age.
 

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