Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

I think some people are annoyed at Dick being vague. I kind of agree; for a guy who likes to share the hot goss, it’s uncharacteristic of him to be this way. Unless he’s going to talk about it on the next episode.
And also the seemingly 180 degree change on spilling goss, blocking people on twitter. Seemingly getting offended over what other people may or may not be saying. He's' acting like Maddox, even more so if he refuses to talk about it.

Its possible there's some raiding/turfing going on, but I'd never expect to see a legitimate comment that directly calls out Dick for acting stupid getting 80 upvotes. Or a screenshot like the one I attached gets 28, and people are generally in agreement that Dick is acting like a baby. I just saw a comment by Dick that has -44 votes. A bit suspicious but also really surprising.

This whole "don't say my real name" thing is super fucking weird, too. He legit thinks Asterios is trying to cancel him. He may have a point there, but it seems extremely out of character.

Honestly i quit listening to the show last year, after being a pretty diehard fan. It just isn't for me anymore. However I am always sad to see a good friendship blow up.

I wonder if Dick will have his own thread soon.
 

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Philly Phunk Machine

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Ladies, related question. While I disavow all fornication, hypothetically, if one was to swap in this premium Chrono Trigger themed bedspread (paired with suitably dark pillows of course) would you smash?
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OK, so if I read you right, your request to Maddox is to hammer two large u-nails in either side of the cardboard-cored headboard and after that, you'll be good to go?
I'm fairly certain there's at least one big tiddy goth gf would be willing to get on that.
 

AnOminous

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The reasons Asterios allegedly has for not coming on are always fucking weird as shit and absurd so I'm not even sure I can blame Dick for being funny about it

If not for the lolsuit Asterios wouldn't have left as far as I can tell

Then again it's not nearly as autistic as how mumkey has acted
It sounds like Cuckinos might blame Dick for the whopping debt he accrued defending the lolsuit, but nobody forced him to go out of his way to antagonize and provoke Maddox. He did that shit on his own and the consequences belong to him.
 

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They were banging. So, I used to live 20 minutes away from JLH. Her and I were supposed to go to the state fair together one year. Her, her husband, this chick she was helping me trying to get with*, and I. However, shortly before she had to cancel and went to go visit Dick. She then went to visit Dick pretty regularly. When Dick confirmed it many asked if they banged but remembered she was married. So everyone dropped this question.

During these times her and I were supposed to meet a few times. She was supposed to help me get back in shape and I was supposed to teach her tech stuff. She kept insisting I meet her husband but every time he agreed to go she'd bail. Not only that after her third visit she would refuse to admit she was leaving to visit Dick but didn't tell Dick, or he didn't care, and he would tell us. She wanted there to be no traces of her going, for some reason.

Fast forward a few months and she tells us on IRC she is getting a divorce. She apologized to me for bailing all the time. Something she did when it happened and I forgave her each time. She then moves in with Dick and everyone on IRC is curious. I get people asking me all sorts of questions I had no answers to.

Fast forward again and she moves to Austin. I'm going to be in town for a concert and we had someone bail. She was feeling bad and everyone on IRC convinced her to meet up with me for the concert. Under the rule of no Dick or sex talk. I told her I keep internet and real life separate so this isn't an issue. People on IRC are talking about it and wishing us a good time and telling me I better cheer her up. About 3 hours later, as we're driving to Austin, she texts me she can't go. No clue what happened here.

Final fast forward. I stopped listening to TDS but bought my ticket to RRDallas. I decide to go as a fairwell and to meet the IRC gang. I missed the Friday night event because I had to watch my nephews. Something happened that night with JLH and Dick, but no one said the same story other then something happened. Then the after party for the show I spend the entire time talking to Dick's Man, Sean, and Sean's girlfriend. The IRC gang forces me to meet Dick and when I pull up he is kissing 80s girl. No big issue. Midway through talking he makes out with JLH. Then I just leave. Everyone then pushes me back to talk to JLH to see how two Texan's talk and she just insults me then goes back to making out with Dick, like a power play, and I insult her back and Dick starts to laugh and she gets all pissed and has the spergs of the show push me away.

When I say make out, I mean, make out. These weren't kisses of friends. Through the entire night he had his arms around her like he was afraid someone would take her. He would let 80's girl out of his grasp but not JLH. Except to let 80s and JLH make out.


Anything that happened after this night I have no clue about because I stopped following the show completely until about 2 weeks ago.

*She was helping me woo this chick at my college cause I am legit Asperger's and through 2002-2013 I had been with the same girl. So, I had no dating experience.

Bonus events:
Woods, a admin for the IRC, left after this night because he is anti-polygamy. People sent him evidence of Dick doing this and he bounced.

Asterios and I were supposed to talk about finalizing a contract to have him work for me as a writer, a long with Peach, but he ignored me the remaining time we had when I brought up Peach. He then went to the wrong bar and was kicked out for not being able to handle is booze.

Peach got upset I asked her if she would help me set up a meeting with Asterios over the writing gig. Confused I asked if he told her. He hadn't. I then explained the gig is for both of you and they would be paid the same and do the same amount of work. She then started to talk to me until some guy came up and creepily stared at her and I went to go get Sean and Madcucks to escort her cause she wanted to leave. After this Asterios ignored my emails and deleted me from FB.
Intresting, very interesting. On a side note, isn't it kinda darkly humorous that Dick managed to enter a poly relationship with 80s girl and JLH? Its something Maddox desperately wanted with 80s girl and metal jess. Reminds me of The Game pick up book.

Sean once mentioned that Asterios wasn't anything like we hear on the podcast, that he was more like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad .
 

Tookie

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I caught the first ~40 minutes of the live show and Dick copped to acting like a lolcow sperg and dropped it. I don't know if he revisited the issue later on but it sounded like he had reached his breaking point with all of Asterios' shit over the last year and blew up.

edit: I think Dick is getting pissed off because he understands that "Dick" is a brand and separate from his real life unlike the Maddox/Asterios approach. The last time he blew up at Asterios was because Asterios kept using his real name even though he knows he isn't supposed to. Dick is very in-tune with his audience (again, unlike Maddox & Asterios) and I think he controls that image very well and knows that "Dick has a harem" isn't the worst thing that could happen but could impact his audience. There are enough Doug TenNapel & Nick Rekieta types who listen who would find it off-putting, there are a ton of /pol/laks who will start spamming him about "degenracy", and there is the risk of pro-polyamory morons showing up and annoying everyone else. It's fine to have it bubbling below the surface but having it in the open causes problems.
 
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Now that people know Dick has a trigger/needle point, I suspect people are going to jump all over that if they want to piss him off. Maddox and Asterios are bitch ass niggas unlikely to do any real damage but there are a lot of spergy dickheads who seem buttblasted about it. If he hopes that he can separate Dick from Dax, that ship has long since sailed.
 

rotollo

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Now that people know Dick has a trigger/needle point, I suspect people are going to jump all over that if they want to piss him off. Maddox and Asterios are bitch ass niggas unlikely to do any real damage but there are a lot of spergy dickheads who seem buttblasted about it. If he hopes that he can separate Dick from Dax, that ship has long since sailed.
Alot of the people that hate dick can't really focus that long to do anything. People like Chris the Kiwi are way too exceptional to put the info to good use
I caught the first ~40 minutes of the live show and Dick copped to acting like a lolcow sperg and dropped it. I don't know if he revisited the issue later on but it sounded like he had reached his breaking point with all of Asterios' shit over the last year and blew up.
I mean I get why he did it, asterios has been distancing himself from dick for a while and Asterios still shits on dick for not paying his legal fees. blocking fans is exceptional but hopefully this isnt a norm for dick.
 

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I bet Maddox is furiously masturbating in his cuck shed, wishing he was Dick. :story:

Are they all turning into lolcows before our very eyes?
Dick is behaving very off-brand but nowhere near cow behaviour. He seems to have taken Asterios' backstabbing very personally, but only with time will we know the depth of the betrayal. If he's upset enough for the Dick facade to slip it must be pretty bad.

Asterios is a dime-a-dozen soybearded snake, he's not interesting enough to warrant attention.
 

Tookie

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Dick is behaving very off-brand but nowhere near cow behaviour. He seems to have taken Asterios' backstabbing very personally, but only with time will we know the depth of the betrayal. If he's upset enough for the Dick facade to slip it must be pretty bad.

Asterios is a dime-a-dozen soybearded snake, he's not interesting enough to warrant attention.
There's not even a dramatic backstabbing here. It was more like Asterios chipping away at his patience being mildly irritating until he finally cracked.
 

rotollo

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There's not even a dramatic backstabbing here. It was more like Asterios chipping away at his patience being mildly irritating until he finally cracked.
I mean if anyone's voice could do it it would be his. Asterios sounds like a weird mixture of condescension, Semen and estrogen all vocalizing at once to make the ultimate NU Male.
 
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Idk if this is the right place for this, but looks like Asterios really never is coming back on Dick Show. Reading Dick's twitter, apparently Asterios talked some major shit behind Dick's back. I really wonder what he said.

Oh, oysters. You made a man who books guests because they disagree with him on Twitter and hangs around IBS not want you on his show

I mean come on. Dick would have both Mumkey and Andy Warski back on if they did something interesting without even suggesting anything about fixing any obvious mental health issues
 

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Dick is behaving very off-brand but nowhere near cow behaviour. He seems to have taken Asterios' backstabbing very personally, but only with time will we know the depth of the betrayal. If he's upset enough for the Dick facade to slip it must be pretty bad.

Asterios is a dime-a-dozen soybearded snake, he's not interesting enough to warrant attention.
I mean, Dick has a huge ego just like Maddox. The difference is that he's a lot better at managing himself. He could just be PMSing now due to specific circumstances.
 
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