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Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George SchnozThe Alphabet of Cuckoldry

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  1. She a bitch, cuz.
     
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  2. Dick has a whole bonus episode, on his Patreon, dedicated to the live show. Maddox handled the whole thing poorly from the start (as expected). He demanded that Dick be called Dax (his real name) to distance himself from the offensive character. There was something in there about Maddox not giving free T-shirts to the audience, that he promised, because he forgot them at home.
     
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  3. Wait is that the girl from birdemic???

    Edit: Oh shit he says it in the first minute im dum
     
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  4. I think he actually would have kept an audience if he made content on a regular schedule and posted it somewhere that was easy to find.

    He hasn't though.
     
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  5. The collar looks specifically designed to be attached to other things. The men are wearing golden laurels and she's wearing an obvious bondage item. Why did she agree to this? Was Birdemic that bad?
     
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    #666 RichardMongler, Nov 14, 2017
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  6. It turns out we do know what a cuck is.
     
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  7. It gets even better. This whole affair turning into "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Dr. Dre:
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  8. :story:

    Maddox does know how to entertain people, just not in the way he thinks.
     
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  9. Holy fucking keks this can't be real, right?

    Twenty million sounds about right I suppose, butts can't be cheap to fix up.
     
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  10. Dick's actions were "deceptive and intended to mislead consumers acting reasonably".

    Does that mean he's coming at this from the swindly angle of pretending to represent all of Dick's fans? Who I'm pretty sure know damn well why they like Dick and not Maddox?

    I guess we should just give him credit for not suing his ex for refusing to date him again.
     
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  11. DOnywwZW4Ac34fg.jpg

    He's going after Asterios as well

    How much do you wanna bet that the blacked out name is his ex? (or it's Lauren Baker)

    Edit: Doing research. Foundation Digital LLC is the company that Dick is co-founder of. Is there any legitimate reason he would sue this random company for this seemingly unrelated issue? I suspect not but I'm not versed in law
     
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  12. Why is this filed with a New York court? Is it about patreon? I don't know if they are based or conduct business through that state.

    And does that mean all summoned parties are expected to cross the damn country for this date?
     
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  13. Oh shit, is Maddox going full Alex Mauer/Digital Homicide in trying to sue every random schmuck and represent himself? There's no way he's getting good legal counsel, a lot of this makes no sense. This will be interesting
     
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  14. Probably because New York doesn't have shit for anti-SLAPP laws.
     
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  15. I don't know what he could possibly be suing for but his downfall from internet tough guy to suing someone $20 million because they fucked his ex is now complete.
     
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  16. How much does this Landau Group charge in legal fees? I'm curious to know how much poorer George will be after all this is over.
     
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  17. It looks like they're suing Patreon so maybe they're just doing it for publicity? Any lawyers here who can understand what he's actually suing for? Reading through it he just complains about Dick and others making fun of him.
     
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  18. Soooooo

    Does Maddox have to prove in a court of law that he's not a gigantic faggot?

    Yuh'honnah ... I makes the funnies on the internet and no one thinks I'm funny anymore
     
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