Christ, that is awful. Now he's reduced to ripping off The Annoying Orange. That's a new low.
Go back to Utah, Maddox. You clearly lost trying to strike out on your own. Just take the L and move on.
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Go back to Utah, Maddox. You clearly lost trying to strike out on your own. Just take the L and move on.
I tolerated that for about 15 seconds.
He did?
George Ouzounian v. Dax Herrera et al (2017)
ALERT: If you are new to this thread from the homepage, here's a good summary of the autism shitstorm Updates: Dax has bought Maddox's debt legally and can now fuck with him as much as he wants George "Ouzounian" is former internet funnyman Maddox, whose site was much beloved for it's...
Oh, you were referring to the lolsuit. Duh.George Ouzounian v. Dax Herrera et al (2017)
ALERT: If you are new to this thread from the homepage, here's a good summary of the autism shitstorm Updates: Dax has bought Maddox's debt legally and can now fuck with him as much as he wants George "Ouzounian" is former internet funnyman Maddox, whose site was much beloved for it's...kiwifarms.net
Oh, you were referring to the lolsuit. Duh.
It's okay, you helped set up the punchline, shhhh it okay.
Apparently, he went on for 1h:47m:43s. I can't imagine even sitting through a single minute of this, much less nearly two hours. Who unironically likes this tripe?
I’m too afraid to watch it. I might cringe to death.
If you are ever in your mid-40s and reduced to doing shit like this for pennies an hour, you should seriously consider consuming the business end of a shotgun.
The banana screams in pain, because the man cannot.
Because their mentalities have split.
Watching Maddox as Bananadox makes me feel like I'm high.
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I made it 5 seconds. It was too retarded and cringe. Maddox just retire already!
I have to admit, with everything going on with the worse terror attack to ever happen in the history of humanity 01/06/21 (Never Forgetti), I wish Dax and George still made a show together to laugh at Maddox's take and mental gymnastics.
Maddox: The Capitol Hill Terrorists are a Big problem
Mad Dax: Oh yeah, I thought riots were cool as shit.
Maddox: Well yeah when they are fighting for rights.
Mad Dax: Oh like the right to be allowed to have a trial in court and be allowed to submit their evidence?
Maddox: They had that right Dick, they lost.
Mad Dax: So you are telling me those statically anomalies in vote counts are normal?
Maddox: I'm an almost math degree holding College student Dick, yes cause (insert think piece headline)
Mad Dax: Oh really, hey if these people are terrorists (insert libertardian think piece headline)
Maddox and Dax argue and get derailed off topic Dax gets loud cause loud = funny, then Dax goes full retard in his arguments but in a way you can laugh at him being a retard.
Mad Dax: FREEDOM? YOU THINK THIS COUNTRY IS FREE? CUTIES HAD TO BE MADE IN FUCKING FRANCE! WHY?! CAUSE THIS "FREE COUNTRY" WITH THESE FUCKING KARRENS CALLING THE FUCKING COPS OVER EVERYTHING CONSIDER IT "CHILD EXPLOITATION." YOU FUCKING WHORE IT'S NO WORSE THAN DESMOND IS AMAZING OR HONEY BOO BOO OR DAISIES DESTRUCTION.... ALL OF WHICH I FIND PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE AND KARRENS PROBABLY ARE COOL WITH 2 OF THE 3 OF THOSE THINGS.
Maddox: Yeah well just because I think we need to treat pedophiles humanely and recognize it as a legit sexuality doesn't mean we should make it in the US.
Mad Dax: I mean if Pedos get treated humanely and I can still watch cuties then whatever.
Mad Dax: Oh yeah, I thought riots were cool as shit.
Maddox: Well yeah when they are fighting for rights.
Mad Dax: Oh like the right to be allowed to have a trial in court and be allowed to submit their evidence?
Maddox: They had that right Dick, they lost.
Mad Dax: So you are telling me those statically anomalies in vote counts are normal?
Maddox: I'm an almost math degree holding College student Dick, yes cause (insert think piece headline)
Mad Dax: Oh really, hey if these people are terrorists (insert libertardian think piece headline)
Maddox and Dax argue and get derailed off topic Dax gets loud cause loud = funny, then Dax goes full retard in his arguments but in a way you can laugh at him being a retard.
Mad Dax: FREEDOM? YOU THINK THIS COUNTRY IS FREE? CUTIES HAD TO BE MADE IN FUCKING FRANCE! WHY?! CAUSE THIS "FREE COUNTRY" WITH THESE FUCKING KARRENS CALLING THE FUCKING COPS OVER EVERYTHING CONSIDER IT "CHILD EXPLOITATION." YOU FUCKING WHORE IT'S NO WORSE THAN DESMOND IS AMAZING OR HONEY BOO BOO OR DAISIES DESTRUCTION.... ALL OF WHICH I FIND PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE AND KARRENS PROBABLY ARE COOL WITH 2 OF THE 3 OF THOSE THINGS.
Maddox: Yeah well just because I think we need to treat pedophiles humanely and recognize it as a legit sexuality doesn't mean we should make it in the US.
Mad Dax: I mean if Pedos get treated humanely and I can still watch cuties then whatever.
I honestly think it’s probably for the best that Biggest Problem died when it did.
I just can’t imagine what 2020 Biggest Problem would be, the landscape has changed so much since then.
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Maddox has spent the past few days having a massive spergout over race-realists on Twitter. All of which started with him poking the hornets nest with this tweet.
This is what it resulted in:
This one was my favorite exchange out of all of them.
This is what it resulted in:
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