Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)

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I always felt that he was a prototype to Ben Shapiro.

The only difference is that one is conservative and the other is liberal.

Seriously.
Not exactly a Ben Shapiro guy, but he seems to have people who actually like him. The only people who watch Maddox in the current year hate him. Maddox WISHES he was Ben Shapiro, people actually know who Ben Shapiro is.
 

LordofCringe7206

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I absolutely 100% believe he shopped around for lawyers over a period of time, probably years, trying to find one who would both take the case at a low cost and tell him exactly what he wanted to hear (that he was the wronged party and that this was a slam dunk). Probably took a long time because he's a broke piece of shit
Say what you want about Landau, but I genuinely believe he was a genius when taking Maddox as a client. He knew full well that he had no case and it would end in yet another embarrassing legal defeat, but ultimately he saw how desperate Maddox was that he knew he could swindle easy money out of him.
 

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Say what you want about Landau, but I genuinely believe he was a genius when taking Maddox as a client. He knew full well that he had no case and it would end in yet another embarrassing legal defeat, but ultimately he saw how desperate Maddox was that he knew he could swindle easy money out of him.
"World's Worst Lawyer" is, to this day, still the top google result for "Kevin Landau."

George Ouzounian never had enough money to be worth that.
 

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Say what you want about Landau, but I genuinely believe he was a genius when taking Maddox as a client. He knew full well that he had no case and it would end in yet another embarrassing legal defeat, but ultimately he saw how desperate Maddox was that he knew he could swindle easy money out of him.

How much money do you think he got total and is that amount worth being largely unemployable for any client smart enough to google your name before hiring.

Also the first 'real' result for his name is the Worst Lawyer Ever site, but there's a Landau Group ad above it. Which means he is paying however much Google charges to have his website directly above a site devoted to highlighting his failures.

So Whatever the Fuck Madox Paid - However much it costs to run ads on google - at least one attempt to fuck with google results to push his lawyer website (its #2 on results behind worst lawyer) = net profit to be an internet laughingstock for a few months and an inability to get quality clients forever.
 

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How much money do you think he got total and is that amount worth being largely unemployable for any client smart enough to google your name before hiring.

Also the first 'real' result for his name is the Worst Lawyer Ever site, but there's a Landau Group ad above it. Which means he is paying however much Google charges to have his website directly above a site devoted to highlighting his failures.

So Whatever the Fuck Madox Paid - However much it costs to run ads on google - at least one attempt to fuck with google results to push his lawyer website (its #2 on results behind worst lawyer) = net profit to be an internet laughingstock for a few months and an inability to get quality clients forever.

Significant portion of 30k, the third book upfront iirc.

I think LanDUI is the predator here. I think George was thinking about suing Dick, there is too much of him in that lawsuit. However, I think it would of only been a pathetic failure on his own. He probably would of just sat on it, and fumed. At most, paid a lawyer just enough to actually submit it In California but not actually represent him in it.

I think what made it an exceptional shit show was LanDUI. I believe he talked George into paying him a ton of money, to file in New York, to ask for exorbitant damages, and to add Rubber Sandwich and Patreon promising easy "settle this cause it's cheaper" money.

The trademark dispute is more akin to how I think the lolsuit would have gone with out LanDUI's influence.
 

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He knew full well that he had no case and it would end in yet another embarrassing legal defeat, but ultimately he saw how desperate Maddox was that he knew he could swindle easy money out of him.
He only got lucky that Judge Ramos came down with cancer and was replaced by that feckless playboy who bought his judgeship like it was a toy. Otherwise he could have had a nice divot taken out of whatever Maddox paid him.
I think what made it an exceptional shit show was LanDUI. I believe he talked George into paying him a ton of money, to file in New York, to ask for exorbitant damages, and to add Rubber Sandwich and Patreon promising easy "settle this cause it's cheaper" money.
Landau is an example of how bad a lawyer can be without getting disbarred. I think Raul Severo, the buffoon Romeo Lacoste hired to sue Keemstar, may have been even worse and actually does have a 30 year disciplinary history involved being suspended, fined, and other things for absolute incompetence.

It's also hard to beat actually calling your own client a pedophile in your filings.
 
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I was shocked when I saw a new post in this thread, I was thinking, "Did Maddox finally troon out? Or write something funny akin to his output 20 years ago?".


Alas, no.
I sure hope to God not. Troon Maddox would be harrowing to say the least(because we have too many damn troons as it is).
Hes not a troon (yet) but he has pretended to be an E-Girl on his god awful streams:View attachment 2072552
I also recall him saying how much he loves wearing panties on a cowboy stream, but who knows if that's just a retarded bit or actual faggotry.
Shit. I spoke too soon. He's descending.
 

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I sure hope to God not. Troon Maddox would be harrowing to say the least(because we have too many damn troons as it is).

Shit. I spoke too soon. He's descending.
I know IRL Maddilox is a meme and all, but I can't imagine George trying to pass as a tranny, or even trooning out to begin with. Even if he got some e-thot wig, wore makeup and dressed accordingly so that he made for a 1:1 recreation of his e-girl persona, his face is way too masculine for him to pull any of it off.

Troons tend to be at the barest minimum introspective of their identities, even if such introspection is predicated on porn addiction, paraphilias and/or a lack of success with natal women. Maddox meanwhile has shown to have zero self-awareness for his self-destructive behavior. I don't think he's even capable of asking those kinds of questions about himself. If he's flirting with genderfluidity at all, it's probably due to the fact that he's easily swayed by the view's of people around him, and the people he's surrounded by happen to be unhinged LA weirdos.
 

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I know IRL Maddilox is a meme and all, but I can't imagine George trying to pass as a tranny, or even trooning out to begin with. Even if he got some e-thot wig, wore makeup and dressed accordingly so that he made for a 1:1 recreation of his e-girl persona, his face is way too masculine for him to pull any of it off.

Troons tend to be at the barest minimum introspective of their identities, even if such introspection is predicated on porn addiction, paraphilias and/or a lack of success with natal women. Maddox meanwhile has shown to have zero self-awareness for his self-destructive behavior. I don't think he's even capable of asking those kinds of questions about himself. If he's flirting with genderfluidity at all, it's probably due to the fact that he's easily swayed by the view's of people around him, and the people he's surrounded by happen to be unhinged LA weirdos.

Isn't George also Armenian? Good luck with all the hair removal treatments if he does troon out, I doubt he'll be able to foot that bill considering how far behind him his "glory days" are.
 

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