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  1. The creatures in silhouette in that drawing...

    ...are they meant to be cucks?
     
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  2. You posted on Kiwi Farms 57,000 times, so in all honestly I think you'd be able to bear it.
     
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  3. That new Maddox article hit me right in the feels. I remember like 15 years ago, when Maddox was relevant, and his writing came off as a lovably roguish misanthrope. Now I know he's just a fat middle-aged cuck who is genuinely unhappy that there are people out there who aren't as miserable as him.

    I feel that if Maddox didn't get a tiny whiff of e-fame back in the day, his website would have deteriorated into something like Time Cube, a series of angry, insane rants nobody can comprehend or care about.
     
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  4. I feel like he's a few critical youtube comments and a bombed book away from being like Russell Greer, clicking the angry face emoji reaction on social media posts of people just saying happy things like they're getting married or enjoyed a film.
     
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  5. Miscellaneous new Maddox info:
    He got $200k, in installments, for his crappy children's artwork book.

    His publisher told him to his face that he would never receive that kind of money again because it bombed so hard

    The art in that book was never released to him so maybe we'll get another lawsuit someday.
     
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  6. I remember once when I was listening to The Biggest Problem in the Universe, it occurred to me that Maddox as a character or persona was not a joke. This is who George Oozingonion really is and it is not a joke. Everything after that and the falling out with Dick has essentially been another nail in the coffin. It makes me wonder how this guy ever had anyone fooled in the first place.
     
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  7. A red flag to future publishers that the author is sloppy? Certainly.

    Otherwise, is it really worth it for a couple dozen former kids to pick at the remains of a financial flop?
     
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  8. While it'd be funny, it fails the Jake Lloyd test. That kid got bullied to hell and back for playing a shitty Anakin and didn't sue George Lucas, and unlike our George that man actually has money.
     
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    #1969 Alec Benson Leary, Mar 13, 2018
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  9. Not only was it unfunny, it's at least 3 years too late. It's a bitter old man complaint and it's come at the time when people have started using it ironically. At least his old articles sounded like he was talking to an audience about a topic, he's doing that hack thing where he's talking to a group that isn't listening to him through his audience. Yeah Maddox, go try out a bit out at a church where you go on a rant addressing the gay couple who wants to order a cake for their wedding, you'll sound really tough.
     
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  10. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/845ou2/i_wrote_a_book_about_how_hulk_hogan_sued_gawker/

    A bunch of Dick's more fervent fans made a pretty decent effort to hijack this guy's AMA about a book he wrote on Thiel, Hogan and Gawker and turn it to a dispute over a show he guested on once a few years ago. Decent in that the main guy got a response from the author, though looks like he wasn't won over, despite being repeatedly asked to renounce one of the guys whose pod he appeared on years ago to shill another book in favour of the other cohost:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/846xp5/old_biggest_problem_guest_ryan_holiday_outrage/

    Dick Masterson himself and Jesse PS both hop on to lend to the discourse while the autism flows.
     
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  11. Yeah I mean he makes a valid (and safe, and late) argument, and there was one thing he said that I can't even remember a minute later that I thought was clever, but not that great. The last Maddox prose I remember enjoying was his Mad Max review
     
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  12. Even to the question "are you going to rape me with your knife?"
     
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  13. His writing has become so sloppy and poorly thought out:

    A) "-ing" is not a gerund. It's the suffix added to a gerund.
    B) adding -ing to a noun is how gerunds work. What is ironic about the process? There are established gerunds which we have used for centuries and the newly minted ones which can be lame or useful. The only way I think a gerund could be ironic is if we had a noun 'ing'.
    C) Maddox switching between the third and second voice here is distracting and ineffective (And I'll even let him off the hook for referring to a single adult as 'they' in the same sentence.).
    D) In a single sentence he says "what's annoying about phrases" and then states "the person who says it" when he should say "the person who says them".
    E) lol cuck
     
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    #1977 Leo Bonhart, Mar 14, 2018
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  14. I'm proud of all those, though. They were all works of pure love.
     
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  15. Earlier, I'd wondered whether this would end with Maddox dropping the suit and declaring it a masterful satire on... something.

    Now, as things get almost surreal as the suit goes further south, I wonder if it will end with Maddox approaching Dick, Asterios, and company and trying to carry on as if nothing happened.
     
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    #1979 Henry Bemis, Mar 14, 2018
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  16. The lawyer legit deserves his own lolcow thread.

    After he let his client admit to impersonating a Condé Nast employee to try and get Asterios fired, he is now FILING A MOTION FOR SANCTIONS against the attorneys for Asterios and his employer because they let him know that Maddox, by Landau's hand, had just admitted under oath to perjury and criminal impersonation.

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