Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[RI 360]

Spoiler: Aging is rough.

Madonna has been melting down the entirety of 2016 and continuing to do so into 2017, so I think we should start a deadpool for when she's found having overdosed from a combination of alcohol and barbiturates. I think this has everything to do with not having produced any decent quality since the 80's/90's, and losing her sex appeal to the point where she can only court sugarbabies and only for brief periods of time. She's been trying to use Trump's election to presidency as a smokescreen for her decent into madness and as a platform to make herself relevant when she's really just another celebrity aging gracelessly. Her catastrophizing Trump can't go without being mentioned in this thread, but let's try to keep "TRUMP IS A NAZI" out of it so it doesn't get locked

Here's my favorite highlight from 2016:
‘Someone please f–k me’: Madonna’s onstage meltdown

Madonna looked like she needed a prayer Saturday night — as she guzzled booze, begged for someone to “f- -k” her and called her ex-husband a “son of a bitch” at a packed concert in Australia.

“Someone please take care of me, please. Who is going to take care of me?” the 57-year-old singer exclaimed in one of many ramblings during an onstage meltdown in Melbourne, according to Britain’s Sun newspaper.

lol strong independent woman

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Demand first post about Madonna to be this

Because while she's washed up today, she sure knew how to compose music videos. I am in love with it due to black backgrounds and extreme zooms during perfect rhythmic times

 

[WW 635]

Omg... She's only 57? I legit thought she was in her 70s.

 

[RI 360]

Demand first post about Madonna to be this

lol I don't think she will after this year.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

But yeah, she has been garbage for a long time. Its why I never got to divulge in her incredible 80s music until the digital age took off, when it became much easier to get a hold of the music for me. Ain't no music stores where I am from.

 

[MW 002]

It's almost as if she's over compensating for the fact she's 57

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Fun Fact: Madonna's last name is Ciccone.

 

[Barbarella]

And yet our moms and grandmas all hit age 57 and cooked our Christmas dinners without riding around on trikes and pleading for love from strangers. What is it about the entertainment industry that women don't allow themselves the natural aging process? Yes, youth is sexy and she was smoking hot in her day. Then it becomes about other things-or it should.

Especially for the queen of reinvention.

I didn't know Madonna was breaking down like this, it's sad and also stupid. Lay off the booze, Madonna, get your kid back and take care of yourself with your fucking millions.

 

[VJ 120]

Madonna always talks shit about Lady Gaga and therefore is trash.

Like... you're not the first female pop artist, you won't be the last. At least Gaga's arms don't look like bat wings.

 

[MG 620]

Madonna was hot until the 2005, then her age really caught up with her. That was also when she released her last good album.

She's always been a huge bitch though, so karma I guess.

 

[WEEDle]

Spoiler: When Madonna was young.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That's the way the 80s did it. Hair.

 

[WEEDle]

That's the way the 80s did it. Hair.

Shame she's no longer rocking the vajungle.

 

[_Wice]

Oh, God, a Madonna thread. This should be mildly amusing.
Remember when she tried to kiss Drake and he immediately backed off?

 

[TL 611]

I'm hesitant keeping this thread open - normally we don't allow threads on celebrities, but with the success of the Lena Dunham thread I think I'll allow it - if it becomes obvious there's not enough there to keep a thread good, I'll lock it.

Anyway, back on topic, she popped up in headlines October 2016 -
Madonna promises to give anyone who votes for Hillary Clinton ‘a blow job’

 

[A Skeleton]

I like to think this Madonna is just a bad impostor and that the real Madonna died immediately after the 1990 VMAs from accidental corset-induced asphyxiation

any other reality is just too depressing for me to face

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Madonna always talks shit about Lady Gaga and therefore is trash.

Like... you're not the first female pop artist, you won't be the last. At least Gaga's arms don't look like bat wings.

Oh God. She does. I remember her being so salty back in 2011 about GaGa's "Born This Way" because she thought GaGa was ripping off "Express Yourself." Admittedly, the songs sound a bit similar but I highly doubt GaGa ripped off Madonna. It's more like Madonna is jealous of GaGa because she's younger and more relevant these days.

I love Madonna's 80s and 90s stuff (and some of her 2000s stuff as well) but it's pretty obvious she's passed her prime. I will give her credit at the fact that she managed to stay relevant for almost three decades is pretty impressive. Most popstars don't have that longevity. But even the ones that do eventually fade away. It's better for her to say in the shadows but not fuck up her legacy than to attention whore and to have death's grip onto any sort of relevancy she still might possess. If only if she knew this.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Ohh Madonna...you are old - get over it! You are still rich and alive. But that doesn't help when you are also fucking crazy.

 

[WEEDle]

I used to like some of her songs, 80s/90s era, but this is where she's at now:

Even Nicki Minaj's performance is literally phoned in and even she seems embarrassed to be seen with Madonna.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Random children are always a great start to your extremely sexualized and profane music video.