Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

Bani

Spooky Fruit
It helps Mylene went from 80s pop star with cleavage to doing personal pop songs that look at the world outside herself. And eventually she worked with the same team that made Gaga Lady Gaga. Madonna was always just about people smelling her queefs vs being recognized as a "tortured artist soul" which is typically what makes great entertainers and why so many of them deal with mental problems despite fame/wealth. Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear in his later years.
Van Gogh didn't receive very much attention when he was alive. He lived in poverty and often had to choose between paint and food. The heavy metals in his paints likely exacerbated his mental illness.

Also he didn't even cut off his whole ear. It was just a piece of it.

tiffainy > mondona > avril lavigne > hillary duff > that one coked up bitch
How did you manage to spell "Lavigne" correctly, but not "Madonna" or "Tiffany?"
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
She should have trusted sales figures: both Ray (which has the progressive cred of William Orbit) and Confessions (which coasts on disco nostalgia) are her comeback albums, vastly outselling the adjacent albums. The edgy, political American Life and the shamefully age-inappropriate MDNA were her worst bombs so far -- not counting the even more political Madame X which promises to be way worse saleswise. But I guess she's got so much money that she no longer gives a fuck.

The only reason why people liked Confessions was because of the ABBA sample for Hung Up. They could have replaced Madonna with any other pop singer and it would have done as well or better. Ray of Light was her last remotely decent album.
 

JonIrenicus

It is time for more Experiments
In the immortal words of Mike Stoklasa, if I were to meet her I'd just scream WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

She has always been an atrocious narcissist. So many other female artists have come to terms with their age with grace, like Grace Jones and the amazing Kate Bush.

Madonna is for all the world a drunken crone and slattern screaming at passers by to remember her past glory.
 

Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
True & Honest Fan
In the immortal words of Mike Stoklasa, if I were to meet her I'd just scream WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

She has always been an atrocious narcissist. So many other female artists have come to terms with their age with grace, like Grace Jones and the amazing Kate Bush.
Annie Lennox, too. Annie's four years older than Madge, doesn't appear to have fucked with her face at all, seems to be a genuinely happy and big-hearted person, and she's just fucking radiant.

Madonna is for all the world a drunken crone and slattern screaming at passers by to remember her past glory.
She has a monumental ego, but no fucking dignity. Bad combo, that.
 
Annie Lennox is a good example of how a woman can age if she takes good care of her skin. She doesn't appear to have a lot of work done, maybe some Botox here and there but hell, anyone can get that done anywhere (I've even heard of dentists offering it now.) She's moisturized often and managed to stay pale for her aesthetic, works to your advantage as you age. You aren't supposed to look smooth and flawless as you get older and reach your senior years, lines and wrinkles are normal. Madonna has dipped into the uncanny valley recently because your brain knows a woman her age shouldn't look that way.
 

MistressCaridad

Got my "PoC Card" Revoked
Annie Lennox, too. Annie's four years older than Madge, doesn't appear to have fucked with her face at all, seems to be a genuinely happy and big-hearted person, and she's just fucking radiant.

Annie is also far, far more talented than Madge will ever even dream of being. Also despite all that talent she’s still very humble and grateful for her success, unlike Madonna, who:

has a monumental ego, but no fucking dignity. Bad combo, that.

Granny’s way too high on herself for someone who lists as one of her greatest accomplishments a coffee table book that was basically crappy porn.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Sweeney did nothing wrong.
Kate Bush is the greatest female musical artist of the 20th century

I don't keep up with many musicians but when I heard that after twelve years she released a new album I jumped on it. Wonder what she's been up to for all these years.... Start playing the first track, King of the mountain, 'could you see the aiflies' - oh no she's been boozing it up for all these years! Not actually, but I liked the twist.
 

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