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  1. Bitch... is probably my least favorite Madonna song and video. It's so embarrassing I can't even finish it.
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  2. And that "you must be my lucky star" voice, the blatant autotune...
    Everyone ages; not everyone ages with dignity.
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  3. Underneath the marketing, Gaga has always been a legitimately talented performer - see her Stefani Germanotta days.

    On the other hand, Madonna screwed her way to the top.

    Just going to drop this here, MadTV called it like 15 years ago:
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  4. Maybe she just botoxed her hands? When you put in fillers, they plump the skin and by doing so, also stretch the skin. When the fillers wear off it's like a deflated balloon. Skin on hands is way more delicate, not to mention her natural collagen production isn't there to help her skin bounce back.
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  5. Be funny as hell if CWC confronted her demanding she keep her end of the deal on that blow job promise.
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  6. Cyndi Lauper has always been 100 times better than Madonna and should have been the bigger star of the two.
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  7. Not gonna happen. After Madonna's NYE show meltdown, Buzzfeed pumped out one positive Madonna article after another. Even the comment section was full of "What the fuck? Madonna sucks."
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  8. Why does she try to prolong her music/video career long past its expiration date? Hasn't she made enough money by now to retire comfortably? Does she crave the fame of limelight and relevancy or is she hurting for cash or what?
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  9. Madeadna is a disgrace to her own legacy. The last time she did anything worth talking about was in 2005 with Confessions. She went off the deep-end when she released this monstrosity:


    She hates Gaga because Gaga is the younger & more talented version of her.
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  10. I wonder if she stores acorns and coke grams in those chipmunk cheeks?

    And a year later, they kissed and made out up:
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    #70 ShiningPokeStar, Feb 13, 2017
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  11. What can I say - decent enough 80's/90's musician, bad actor / everything else that matters in a person.
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  12. Let's not forget her directorial effort:


    I haven't seen this piece of shit, but the subject matter and the fact it's Madonna directing is all I need to know.
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  13. She wrote some childrens books too i believe

    Edit: Looked it up.
    The names of the books are The English Roses, Mr. Peabodys Apples, Yakov and the Seven Thieves, The Adventures of Abdi, Lotsa de Casha
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    #73 smallmilk, Feb 14, 2017
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  14. OH GOD... No. Just no.
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  15. Fun fact: This movie cost almost 30 million dollars.

    It made only $868,439 at the box office.
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  16. That's a funny way of saying "Avoid it like the plague".
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  17. Or "directed by Madonna"
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  18. C'mon, it's not like Lady Gaga isn't trash either, her songs are really just simplistic bubblegum pop with pesudo-postmodernist "artistic" music videos and wardrobe designed to appeal to the hipster crowd and give her an appearance of being an "artiste".

    For that matter it's pretty hard to find one "celebrity" out there who isn't a complete wasted degenerate about as worthy of being made into a role model as Caligula or Countess Bathory, no matter how much you might like they're music.

    American celebrities are just an example of what happens when corporations decide to try to turn society's underclass into icons in the name of the almighty dollar.
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  19. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with Nicki Minaj if I was Madonna, so that's saying a lot - you could literally pick up any crack-head black bimbo at the sleaziest strip club in 'da hood, give her a mic and a music video, and create something more talented than that.

    I read that Minaj got fired from over 15 "regular jobs" for rudeness to customers before she finally got hired by some seedy record label, and allegedly sucking Lil' Wayne's cock had a lot to do with it. Only reason anyone watches her music videos is for 'dat ass' anyway, so she might as well just get a career in porn rather than try to pass her smut off as music.

    Just a trashy gutter whore with a decent figure, they're a dime-a-dozen at any inner city strip joint.
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