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  1. Does anyone else remember that rumor back in the 80's that she was fucking Chris from that band Enuff zNuff and he was so trashed he passed out during and ended up pissing inside her? That was a huge rumor back when I was a wee lil Madonna fan.
     
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  2. No, only thing I remember is the rumor about what Like a Virgin was about.
     
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  3. I thought the MADtv parody (which, for the curious, is from season 9, episode 7. First aired on November 15th, 2003 and had David Arquette as a guest star) came on around the time of that kiss at the VMAs (also from 2003). The lyrics to the parody even mention it ("Ever since the kiss/She's been on me like a fish...")
     
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  4. In a music video for Borderline, Madonna was shown putting her mouth to a bottle of water.

    The scene is more X Rated than it sounds.
     
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  5. LOL no
     
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    Varg Did Nothing Wrong

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  6. So I just realized that I mixed up Madonna and Mariah Carey in this post. Easy mistake considering they are both in a mid-life crisis and clinging to their youthful, sexy selves that no longer exist.
     
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    mdrop22

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  7. :story:
     
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  8. This can't be real.
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  9. Oh my god, I wish this would be true and she really did mislead him.

    You can't get more crazy than kidnapping third world orphans to fill a void in your soul.
     
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  10. Aren't the only people who care about Madonna's music in 2017 either flamboyant gays or women who think they're at least 15 years younger than they actually are?
     
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  11. I think Madonna is too real for those kind of women. They'd see her and realize, "Oh my god, I'm just like...THAT."
     
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  12. Only the ones with enough self awareness left in their bodies.
     
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  13. This is why they say, look at your girlfriend's mother. Some people age horribly, and no matter how slutty one is, time always catches up with everybody.
     
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  14. This seems to be quite the habit with her. Wasn't David Banda's family fed a similar line? The family couldn't afford to keep the child but they still wanted him. It's like Madonna is collecting third world children like trophies. She has the money to help an entire village without taking their children from them.

    It's too bad that Madonna can't just realise she is pushing 60 and her appearance needs to change. She doesn't have to look dowdy. But I think that if she stopped pretending she was still 25 and dressed more appropriately she would look a lot better and people wouldn't make fun of her so much. Although her general attitude and crazy also needs to be dealt with. I actually feel sorry for her in a way.
     
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    Dysnomia

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  15. Big shock, woman who got popular showing her titties washes up big time.
     
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    Tranhuviya

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  16. Does she still Kabbalah, or is that phase over too? Can't stand her personally, don't much care for her music, but back in the day this was just too weird for me to ignore. There's something about celebrities finding religion I can never pass up, dunno why. FWIW, it almost seemed like she was as much victim of fraud as anything else (well, excluding utter incompetence at running a charity) with the whole Malawi thing.
     
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  17. Kabbalah is only weird if you come from a religious background, like say Christianity or Islam, that managed to either sideline or annihilate any stream of esoteric-religious thought in the process of it's centralization. As Judaism has never been centralized, even in the days of the Temples, such thought is pretty common.
     
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  18. Sorry, it wasn't so much Kabbalism that struck me as weird (though it kind of does, but also as a kind of harmless weirdness) as it was the flavor of said Madonna fell in with.

    I'd be curious about they work around the fact that the rabbis who came up with this whole Kabbalah business explicitly limited participation in it to Jewish married males over the age of thirty. In Maddona's case she ain't male, she ain't married, I've never heard she ever underwent any sort of formal conversion to Judaism (aside from some BS trappings), but, well she is over thirty.
     
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