Magic People of Color - Things the yacubian devil's don't want you to know.

[DuckbilledPlaty]

I hesitated to post this simply because I understand that some folks will take this as a barb to ethnics in general. It's not. But folks, here is a pinata of batshit we need to tap into.

So melanin is the chemical that lends darker pigmentation to human skin. This is scientifically known. But what some afro-centrists in the states are trying to push is that it also allows for
-telepathy
-speaking to plants
-greater and more fluid dancing (Please, I shit you not. This was not a racist joke on my part)
-greater abilities in all practices of cognitive discipline
-is also responsible for the human soul being bound to the body
-Aliens, wanna ring up yoda? are you a POC. Set a ring tone for that green little fucker and text him.

Sounds pretty awesome huh? But how can the evil white man get in on this?
Straight up harvesting black persons organs on a industrial level.

https://selfuni.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/missing-black-girls-the-medical-industry-melanin/


Now here's the bonus. You are a tinfoil hat wearing proud ethnic woman and you walk into the vitamin section of Kmart. To your horror you find melotonin for natural sleep aid. And man that sounds a whole lot like melanin right? Conspiracy confirmed. White folks are vampire draining people and selling their human-soul-and-dancing-goo as a sleep aid supplement in Kmart. WHY IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?!?! Hit up any youtube channel about Melanin theory and you see this mistake getting made time and time again with no one correcting the poster. There is now a population that thinks over the counter RiteAid sleep pills are people.

this lady makes the same mistake like 8 seconds into her podcast.

Now you know the truth.

 

[KingQueen]

So if I get a kidney from a black guy I'll get magic powers? That seems like a sweet deal. He only needs one, right?

 

[cluelessly]

So if I get a kidney from a black guy I'll get magic powers? That seems like a sweet deal. He only needs one, right?

Let's harvest some fuckin organs

 

[BILLY MAYS]

That scientific ignorance triggered me.

But anyway, this guy sounds like a total nutcase, and could be interesting to watch.

 

[carnivorewhite]

How to fix racial insecurity with tinfoil hat.

 

[Oglooger]

I'm sorry, what?

 

[Jack Of Knives]

Wow, this person must spend a lot of money on tin foil.

Also, apparently white people have no soul. Brb, going to rip the devil off.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

So according to this I consume harvested organs every night. I had no idea I was so fuckin' metal.

 

[Dr. Meme]

if black people have magic powers then how come white people have been in charge since society's beginning

 

[Nisse Hult]

Can I grow a soul artificially by hitting the tanning bed?

 

[Dismaying Tree]

What about Asians and Arabs then? If their skin is lighter, are they pseudo-white devils?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Sounds like the mischief Aboriginals would be into. White people stealing our children and our magic dream time.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Who knew they sold ground up black people at Walgreens? The things the internet teaches me. Also, I can confirm at least one thing: I'm pasty white and I cannot dance at all. The black people I know can cut a mean rug. Clearly what's true for me is true for everyone in all situations, so obviously black people are better dancers.

 

[Pumpkin]

In the first video, particularly at the end when she gets excited and rambling - she sounds EXACTLY like a paranoid schizophreniac I used to know.

It's good to find out I'm apparently magic cause I got some melanin in me, though.

 

[anthro]

There's so much jargon it's like a different language.

 

[Cosmos]

Haha, I actually wrote a post about someone like this a few months back! I'll just go ahead and repost some of my favorite screencaps...

Just a little teaser you show you how batshit insane she is. Also, 68 people liked this post, which unless some of them were liking it ironically (please, God, please) means that at least 68 people are as crazy as she is.

Black people are LITERALLY magical. They can control the elements and are made of stardust because they have so much melanin. BLACK MAGICK!!!!!

Woah, guys, be careful, she's a witch! If you don't watch yourself she can destroy you and your inferior white genes with Black Magick!

White supremacy is evil! Black people deserve supremacy instead because we can use alchemy!!!

White people are literally soulless demons and aliens because they don't have melanin. THEY ARE NOT STAR BEINGS.

And I saved the best for last...

BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE SUN.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Apparently there is a very easy solution to global warming

 

[Android raptor]

FUN FACT: A lot of this isn't just the ramblings of one or two crazy people. This is pretty standard black supremacist cult stuff, particularly Nation of Islam and the Nuwaubians. I highly recommend looking into the latter especially, as they're some of my favorite personal lolcows.

 

[Fervent Champion]

I'd love to see any factual evidence of these claims, though it might be misinformation as white people can't do real science.
(Left a typo, so edit.)

 

[Jack Of Knives]

It physically hurts to read those comments. The stupidity, it burns!

Has this person ever paid attention during class?