There is Autism, and then there's whatever the fuck that was.
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There is Autism, and then there's whatever the fuck that was.
captkrisma
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It definitely took gold in the fallacy Olympics. Hard to beat those numbers.
Same problem here as is happening across the board.
- Fiction producing company is in financial shit due to the fact that their product line no longer appeals to a generation that can find cheaper, better, funner, more interactive, and more social alternatives in games/free internet stuff
- Desperate to open up "new markets" and despising the fact that "ONLY ICKY UNCOOL NURDS LIKE THIS STUFF!" they latch on to "woke marketing"
- This is basically just trying to pander to all the hip kewl kids on social media by going full Tumblr SJW in the most shallow and blatant manner possible regarding storytelling, characters, writing, tone, etc
- The assumption is both that pandering to the most identity obsessed social media screechers will equate to the billions of people they claim to represent becoming potential customers, and that "woke politics is big in media and social media, so this obviously makes it irresistible to the ordinary money spending 99.99999% of the population out there in the real world" which motivates them to ape the "wokest" figures they can find.
- Adding to this you have the various celeb/journo friends of company writers and creators going full SJW for much the same reasons, giving them social imperative to join the circle jerk
- The most tempting way of doing this AND ridding the fandom of all the disgusting inferior unfashionable fans is to go all out in actively discriminating against their most common demographic. white straight men. Obviously the company will be far more successful without them once they get all those wonderful new fans
- In order to make the millions of women/non whites/LGBT people who are TOTALLY gonna come bursting through the door any minute now feel "more comfortable" (and operating under the assumption that EVERYONE who is not straight/white/male utterly despises straight white males enough to actively fear being in the same room) draconian policies are instituted allowing for any man who has the wrong politics or who pisses off the wrong person to be permabanned, and any dissent is treated as harassment for various reasons.
- Adding to this, you have hilariously untalented and untrained female/minority creators hired on to replace people the board thinks are inconsequential
- Furthermore any open dissent or criticism of this new direction or these new policies or new works are framed by the company as being entirely motivated by bigotry and general evilness, both in order to silence and disgrace any potential threat to marketing, and to loudly proclaim "WE ARE SO WOKE DEAR MINORITIES AND WOMEN! PLEASE BUY OUR STUFF!" to the internet
- Having gloriously chased the icky nurdbros out, the company patiently awaits for them to be replaced a thousand times over by all the grateful women and minorities who will surely arrive any second now
- aaaaaany second now
- company is now in even deeper financial shit. we are now witnessing the "OH FUCK BACKPEDAL!" or the "ANY SECOND NOW I PROMISE! JUST DOUBLE DOWN AND IT WILL ALL BE OK!" phase of things in many companies.
Even companies that are doing ok have tried to superficially adopt some of the above measures in the hopes of snatching up new audiences. But companies that go full fucktard with them are pretty much doomed in the long term since new audiences will never appear in great enough numbers to replace the old one they turfed out
- Fiction producing company is in financial shit due to the fact that their product line no longer appeals to a generation that can find cheaper, better, funner, more interactive, and more social alternatives in games/free internet stuff
- Desperate to open up "new markets" and despising the fact that "ONLY ICKY UNCOOL NURDS LIKE THIS STUFF!" they latch on to "woke marketing"
- This is basically just trying to pander to all the hip kewl kids on social media by going full Tumblr SJW in the most shallow and blatant manner possible regarding storytelling, characters, writing, tone, etc
- The assumption is both that pandering to the most identity obsessed social media screechers will equate to the billions of people they claim to represent becoming potential customers, and that "woke politics is big in media and social media, so this obviously makes it irresistible to the ordinary money spending 99.99999% of the population out there in the real world" which motivates them to ape the "wokest" figures they can find.
- Adding to this you have the various celeb/journo friends of company writers and creators going full SJW for much the same reasons, giving them social imperative to join the circle jerk
- The most tempting way of doing this AND ridding the fandom of all the disgusting inferior unfashionable fans is to go all out in actively discriminating against their most common demographic. white straight men. Obviously the company will be far more successful without them once they get all those wonderful new fans
- In order to make the millions of women/non whites/LGBT people who are TOTALLY gonna come bursting through the door any minute now feel "more comfortable" (and operating under the assumption that EVERYONE who is not straight/white/male utterly despises straight white males enough to actively fear being in the same room) draconian policies are instituted allowing for any man who has the wrong politics or who pisses off the wrong person to be permabanned, and any dissent is treated as harassment for various reasons.
- Adding to this, you have hilariously untalented and untrained female/minority creators hired on to replace people the board thinks are inconsequential
- Furthermore any open dissent or criticism of this new direction or these new policies or new works are framed by the company as being entirely motivated by bigotry and general evilness, both in order to silence and disgrace any potential threat to marketing, and to loudly proclaim "WE ARE SO WOKE DEAR MINORITIES AND WOMEN! PLEASE BUY OUR STUFF!" to the internet
- Having gloriously chased the icky nurdbros out, the company patiently awaits for them to be replaced a thousand times over by all the grateful women and minorities who will surely arrive any second now
- aaaaaany second now
- company is now in even deeper financial shit. we are now witnessing the "OH FUCK BACKPEDAL!" or the "ANY SECOND NOW I PROMISE! JUST DOUBLE DOWN AND IT WILL ALL BE OK!" phase of things in many companies.
Even companies that are doing ok have tried to superficially adopt some of the above measures in the hopes of snatching up new audiences. But companies that go full fucktard with them are pretty much doomed in the long term since new audiences will never appear in great enough numbers to replace the old one they turfed out
literal YouTube Lawyer
I wonder if it would be possible for a startup company to waltz right in and snatch the old audience by not pandering to the SJWs/Woke crowd. They could brand themselves as "Classic X" and make a (legally distinct) clone of the game. For magic it would be "Classic Trading Card Game: Mana the Hording. Name the company something like uhhh... I don't know "Mages of the Most! Maybe even going so far as to pick up a few people fired for speaking out against the hive mind they've got going.
WotC has been more than willing to sue over things as small as turning cards sideways. Everyone knows they're overzealous about it.
It's a major reason that the only big competitors to it, card-game wise, have had nothing to do with it, with games like Legend of Five Rings, Doomtown, and Yu-Gi-Oh (Pokemon doesn't count here, being made by WotC).
captkrisma
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Cardfight Vanguard and Force of Will both do it too, but it's not "tapping" it's placing the card in vanguard or action phases. Different wording, same fucking thing.
Speaking of Force of Will, it was made in Japan as their version of MTG, complete with weeb waifus. Jeremy stated on Warski that he might be down to shift to FoW if there was enough support for it.
You forgot a key step. The moralization of the purchase of their product. IE: "IF YOU DON'T BUY OUR PRODUCT THE BIGOTS WIN! NO ONE BOUGHT OUR _______ THIS HOBBY IS BAD AND YOU BETTER BUY IT TO SHOW HOW YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON"
See the new Ghost Busters or that Belgian game Sunset.
fftopic:I thought the stereotype for Yu Gi Oh was that it was filled with wannabe gansta niggers, and just scum of the earth that would fuck you over anyway they could. Typically by stealing your shit or cheating like crazy.
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Probably the most rational piece to come out of this dumpster fire
http://nichegamer.com/2017/12/28/magic-manic-hypocrisy/
tl:dr everyone involved was a dick.
http://nichegamer.com/2017/12/28/magic-manic-hypocrisy/
tl:dr everyone involved was a dick.
captkrisma
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Jeremy discusses the article in his latest video. He says that while it's a harsh critisism of himself, it is fair.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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lmao whatever the fuck you say dude
Someone explain to me how Jeremy isn't coming across as literally the biggest retard out of all of this. is it the boards sympathies towards anything anti-SJW, so his very obvious, skin crawling A-Logging gets a free pass? The boy's been flinging spaghetti in every direction for months now, and the closest thing to any jokes or mockery I've seen him get here is "... I mean, I guess he could behave himself a bit more...".
A toy company tells a man in his mid 30s to fuck off after making Holocaust and "not technically rape references guys see how I said 'wouldn't'...", and the boy goes on a literal Chris-chan style jihad, complete with delusions of being put on mainstream news websites. I'm 90% sure I've seen him say he believes people trolling his Twitter as being sent directly from the company themselves to try to cut his legs out from under him before his epic consumer revolt bankrupts them all.
And not a single bit of that looks retarded to you? Do you just assume he knows he's being a sillyboy and is pulling some epic ween trolling?
Tanner Glass
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The point in the article is that they (Wizards of the Coast) treated Hambly (who made the rape joke) worse than
a) a person who threatened to rape a WotC employee and was banned and went on to say "I don't care about the ban, I'm coming to the event" (who was unbanned a year later).
and
b) an actual convicted rapist (who raped an unconscious girl in a bathroom vaginally and anally). When the reports came out (by a player trying to remove him from top 8, allegedly) it took them roughly 2 months do decide on the ban, where as for Hambly it was much faster.
Additionally the article goes on to describe that Hambly is an huge attention-seeking asshole but if being a huge attention-seeking asshole is bannable from the MTG community they should go ahead and basically ban every MTG youtuber, which is correct.
And almost all demons are intentionally made to be men and angels all women. Which is kind of dumb because now you can never really have a succubus card.
Cosplayers are shit and deserve what’s coming to them.
MTG players are shit and deserve what’s coming to them.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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It's just weird so many of you are looking at this and concluding "Yes, this is a dignified way for a man in his mid 30's to be behaving".
This sums up my initial suspicion though.
This sums up my initial suspicion though.
You expect dignified behavior from YouTube “personalities?” Their livelihood depends on them being attention whores.
Edit: I really hope MagicGate becomes real. Nothing provides entertainment more than a -Gate stupidity extravaganza where tards argue with speds about shit nobody cares about.
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Its funny because Yu Gi Oh TCG was originally a simplified version of MTG made for the manga.
I’m pretty sure that was dual masters actually.
Duel Masters was MTG but with anime aesthetics
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