Make a Clickbait title relating to the user above you - Make users sound more interesting than they actually are

[Somar]

For example

Y2K Baby got Somari Pregnant?

sounds simple enough.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Somali terrorists attack military base

 

[d12]

DON'T CALL RON /POL/ AT 3AM (NO CLICKBATE/ALMOST DIED)

 

[Somar]

D12 is the Great Pumpkin?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Somalian terrorists take 12 hostages in furniture store

 

[Somar]

Ron /pol/ harasses Magical Girl?

 

[Draza]

Somari is a undercover FBI agent.

 

[Zaragoza]

Rakto Falco happened to be next to Somari but you won't believe what happens next...

 

[jewelry investor]

YOUR FUTURE GIRLFRIEND (asmr)

 

[cunt bucket]

This just in: THE JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN

 

[Ass eating cunt]

You won't believe what this man found in his boot!

 

[Somar]

Spiderman Turns into an anime girl?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Somali migrant rapes tourist

 

[jewelry investor]

Sam and Charles are fighting again

 

[Somar]

Sam and Charles are fighting again

Hank Hill Devil Prank Gone Wrong (watch til the end)

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Notorious Weeb Pedophile Taken into Custody by FBI

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Learn how to make good dirt without expensive fertilizers with this one weird tip!

 

[Somar]

Bird sits on Float for 4 and a half years?

 

[BeanBidan]

Christians and doctors HATE him
CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW SOMARI USED OCCULT MAGIC TO CURE CANCER !!!! ->

 

[Draza]

BeanBidan fake tits are magical.