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ITT we try to spin the news into a single narrative as if we were schitzos.
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Nov 2019-Jan 2020 - Australia on fire, Chinese nationals flee home to avoid the smoke. Somewhere in here an overworked underpaid employee of Wuhan's biological research lab sells a test bat to a wet market for pocket money.

Now that Corona-chan is up and running, the governments of the world see a perfect opportunity to execute a planned economic collapse to blame the inevitable bubble burst on the disease. It works super well! Let's keep going!

Quarantine inacted, but what if we can get them to riot en masse? That'd be great! Plenty of economic stimulation in rebuilding things!

People are scared of facial recognition tech, but what if we can somehow get them a shit ton of masks? Ta-da! Facial covering requirements. Now everyone has masks, more people will be encouraged to join the protests!

Once the protests are over there will be a "second wave" of COVID-19 which can be blamed on the protestors.
 
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All dem healthy young intelligent men getting killed just as they were headed off to college 'n' sheeeeeet, well you gotta see things as they are. The tests like the CAT (California Achievement tests) and SATs are meant not to just see your potential and see if the schools have done you right, but to see if you're going to be a problem to (((them))) and the libs. If it looks like you're gonna be a little too forward and creative and sheeeeeet, pop!
Anybody wanna buy a black market kitten? I keep them in my cloak during the winter.
 

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The Washington Monument was actually build by Ikea. The Alt-Right is only saying the US did it to feed off their slave loving fantasies and to not give credit to Sweden (the most progressive country)
 

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Update on my original post!
People were only able to protest en-masse like this because they were all laid off due to Coronavirus!
Unemployed people + Masks = Critical mass of people with nothing better to do at protests
It's all coming together.
 

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Obama set up the protests to make people think that black lives mattered, and everything else was a result of an Australian aboriginal curse enacted as revenge for the bushfires in January.
 

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COVID-19 is making cult like groups BLM and Antifa the reason why natural selection exists.
And the cop who kneels on the man was just listening to what Colin Kaepernick was trying to say, so that quarterback needs to take responsibility for his message.
 

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Obama set up the protests to make people think that black lives mattered, and everything else was a result of an Australian aboriginal curse enacted as revenge for the bushfires in January.
The aboriginal Australians! That explains why everyone is having weird dreams! The dreamwalkers are in on it!