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Anime was created to turn our boys into gay little anime girls
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9/11 is an anime about two Twin Tower Kuns trying to make the world a better place.
The internet isn't real. We've actually been hooked into virtual reality since the 90s, and the Matrix was created as "content" for this world to make us believe that we could never let something like that happen, however, our thoughts are being harvested by the few on the outside world to try to find a solution to stop impending destruction of our sun caused by the land dwellers.
It's Them.
They know.
And watching right now, later.
They know.
And watching right now, later.
Hot dogs are made out of dogs. Why else would they be called "hot dogs?" They're a plot by the Chinese to get us to eat our own faithful pets, leaving us stuck with SJW cat ladies!
I always figured it was their method of self-genocide after we stopped short of doing it for them, as expected.
There are no black people. All media & historical evidence supporting their existence is fabricated and all black people you might see IRL are just white people that paint their bodies black and put on a voice.
The people, no. But the anti-vax theory? I could see some social engineering going on there.
Null, Zoom and Vordrak are all deep cover Illuminati barons that are operating psyop training grounds for future NWO agents.
Wasn't the couch cuck an encyclopedia dramatica Psy-op
Sneasel is actually Tommy Tooter
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Jet fuel does melt steel beams.
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Elon Musk is a psy-op. When the cybernetic revolution comes, your ass is going to pounded hard by some real evil tech overlords. And it'll be a carbon based proprietary software revolution.
The lower masses of humanity will be reduced to slaves who must fill out surveys for 14 hours a day and crank out "What Sea Oyster Are You?" quizzes in their spare time. There will be no rest, since you don't need rest.
In order to avoid humanity smashing the looms over this horrifying scenario, Elon Musk was created so as to fool the reddit generation into thinking they'll be holding hands with him in Mars as they terraform with renewable energies. In reality, your primary energy source will be daddy Bill Gate's cum and several other huwite (and Jewish!) tech entrepreneurs pounding your sweet bio-vagina (male) into deep space.
Brace yourself my niggas.
The lower masses of humanity will be reduced to slaves who must fill out surveys for 14 hours a day and crank out "What Sea Oyster Are You?" quizzes in their spare time. There will be no rest, since you don't need rest.
In order to avoid humanity smashing the looms over this horrifying scenario, Elon Musk was created so as to fool the reddit generation into thinking they'll be holding hands with him in Mars as they terraform with renewable energies. In reality, your primary energy source will be daddy Bill Gate's cum and several other huwite (and Jewish!) tech entrepreneurs pounding your sweet bio-vagina (male) into deep space.
Brace yourself my niggas.
a = b
Maybe we got the names for colors all wrong. Maybe they're concepts instead of pallettes.
Black really isn't black, it's cavehole.
White isn't either, it's really doorframe.
What if you're part of my illusion?
And then, I lost it?
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The organization that really runs the world is called Flippity-Floppity Oobly-Oo. They’re able to get away with it because every time someone discovers them, they dismiss it as an obviously made-up name, and they’re too embarrassed to tell anyone else.
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