Make a mock head line - A.k.a reject onion articles

[Jmz_33]

Breaking: Statistics Show That 99% Of OPs Are Gay- and the 1% are fags

 

[Clop]

"WOMEN CHEAT BECAUSE THEY LOVE THEIR HUSBANDS AND WANT TO SAVE THEIR MARRIAGES, ACCORDING TO NEW BOOK"

"We Finally Understand That Gender Isn’t Binary. Sex Isn’t, Either."

"The invention of ‘heterosexuality’"

 

[RetardedCat]

Just open up the front page of CNN, plenty of those already.

 

[Jmz_33]

Heartbreaking: Shooting at Joker Screening Leaves 0 Dead and 0 Injured

 

[left arm]

"Giving opinions on us based on your experience is hateful", claims only group immune to criticism.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

BREAKING: New images show HORRIFIC Turkish attrocities in Syrian Kurdistan. Anonymous sources familiar with White House say Putin, Tucker Carlson ordered Trump to withdraw.

Spoiler: LITERAL KURD HOLOCOASTER

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"Having vitiligo means you are immune to cancer, scientists say"

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Meet The Eccentric Italian Politician Who Wants Everyone In The World To Pronounce Venice "The Correct Way": Venezia

Spoiler

 

[Tootsie Bear]

"Beyoncé and Taylor Swift denounce Trump during a duet at the Democratic 2020 National Convention"

 

[Justtocheck]

"Right-wing extremist Joshua Conner "Null" Moon has been abducted by New Zealand SAS from Russia without approval from Putin. His cult following mourns his loss by spamming the latest jew-hate symbol, a "heart of feels".

 

[Marco Fucko]

Fat American Found Dead In Ukraine Apartment, Choked On Borscht

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

George Bush Comes Out on the Ellen Show, Takes Place in History as the First Gay President

 

[No Exit]

NEW EVIDENCE shows that PRESIDENT TRUMP is responsible for dropping the NUKES on JAPAN during WW2

 

[Jmz_33]

New White Nationalist Hate Symbol Takes The Form of a Plastic Straw?

 

[Coke Pope]

"White nationalism may be the cause of gut worms during rimming, LGBTQ+ researcher suggests"
"Meet the North Korean transgender tattoo artists that fight their oppresive regime thanks to these bold Vice reporters"
"Thomas Elison plagiarised most of his work from a black woman, historian declares"

 

[Wish I knew]

“The founding fathers were queer transgender women of color new study finds”

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

"In a landmark decision to fight climate change, California signs a bill into law banning electricity"

 

[Xarpho]

"How one brave New York councilwoman is taking a stand on Internet hate speech"

 

[オウム 2]

Cryptic "Anus of Trent" message decoded from tablet found with the Ephesus "toilet mummy", DNA testing on body still hampered by foreign fecal matter contamination.