Make a News Headline for the user above you -

[Somar]

Basically make a headline for a news article that relates to the person above you. For example let's say @Ntwadumela is above me, so I would type in
"Man breaks world record for owning most pet lions"
sounds simple enough.

 

[His Dewliness]

Ginger with freakishly large eyes starts thread with potential

 

[FierceBrosnan]

local girl diagnosed with extremely rare elephantiasis of the eyes.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Snack food pontiff and ice cream in a suit confirm existence of race of food people

 

[Somar]

The first ice cream cone to host a talk show starts off cold

 

[Ntwadumela]

Young American man proclaims love for animated Asian girls

 

[Admiral Piett]

Saudi man beheaded for having sex with lions.

 

[Radioactive_Asshole]

Galactic Empire Admiral questions whether or not if Emperor really is the senate.

 

[Somar]

Asshole gets banned from Kiwi Farms

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Japanese Schoolgirl who won spelling bee was actually a japanese schoolboy.

 

[Another Fellow]

Breaking: Local Forum Moderator Unveils Additional Pylons

 

[Ntwadumela]

Local cat gets tortured by wearing a designer tuxedo

 

[His Dewliness]

Lioness arrested for kidnapping Arab Prince

 

[Antipathy]

Man transforms into Dorito pontiff. Onlookers baffled.

 

[Somar]

Doctor gives wrong pills to President Trump, gets arrested for assassination.

 

[HY 140]

Online pedophile ring busted, admin found to have a secret room full of naked little girls

 

[Admiral Piett]

Leo to lose leg after horror delorean crash.

 

[His Dewliness]

Admiral "smug as f***" after destroying rebels

 

[Coconut Gun]

Man wanted after stealing $5M worth of Doritos and Mountain Dew products

 

[Antipathy]

Coconut gun found to fire in spurts. 1500 confirmed dead.