Make a really weird threat -

wow magic

Your ignorance is ignorant.
Leave me alone, or I'll break into your home, trap you, and make you eat expired Honey Nut Cereal.


It's only gay if the balls touch.
Talk shit again and I'll lick your belly button while violently masturbating. For reals.

Remove Goat

what're you gonna do bout it fag
If you don't knock it off, I'll send you to an autism convention, and I won't be doing laundry when you get home.
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What's simpler than a fucking potato?
I swear to God, I will rate every single one of your posts dumb or autistic.
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King Buzzo

I'm starboard to nowhere on the Milky Way
True & Honest Fan
I will open up your mi|k and leave it exposed in the refrigerator overnight. Enjoy your cereal, you fuck.


Godmaster Reverend
True & Honest Fan
Yo momma, she’s goin’ out on a date. She’s gonna have a good time, you dig? A good time.


Being salty
I’m gonna send all your fucking posts on KF to your mom, including the ones where you admit your fetish, you freak.

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