Christine Chandler is a lolcow
The female version is called a "sow."
He wants to have a pokestop
I really wish he would just stop.
What does he get with his little tugboat?
Doesn't pay bills to keep them afloat.
He buys some cards and some video games
Coffee machine put his house...in...flames!
Pretty crazy, isn't it?
Christian Chandler is a lolcow
His content is "Thread of the Now"
Maybe someday he'll move away,
For now he's on Branchland to stay!
Oompa loompa doopity doo
I've got another puzzle for you
One little libtard gets so mad
Crying all day, they're so sad
Can't see that they're a spoiled brat
So they face the judgement of cowboy cat
AOC and attacks on the Drumpfy
Won't save you from me
Oompa loompa doopity doo