MAKE CHILI WITH ME 01/21/2018 -
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Hamber thinks jiggling her lard in front of the television a little bit means she burns enough calories to start wolfing down Clif bars? It's going to be fun when she steps onto those livestock scales of hers and claims to have lost weight this week. After scoffing dozens of energy bars marketed to endurance athletes for staving off glycogen depletion.
"It was... great. AL can cook... great."
Ah yes, I've always admired the refined palate of white trash.
Ah yes, I've always admired the refined palate of white trash.
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More whining about how depressed she is. You know it's about food. It's always about food. She says she cried, of course. And then she shows us a book with "YOUNG READERS" in large print on the back. 
She really perked up when it was time to make her nasty chili and show off her grocery haul, though.
She really perked up when it was time to make her nasty chili and show off her grocery haul, though.
I’m just here patiently waiting for her FitBit to make an appearance again? Also, that was a dick move adding all those onions into her slop. Like why not just sauté some up for yourself Amber? Is that too much of an inconvenience or you’re just too lazy? So, you made Becky have to pick through every bite of her slop, that sounds like fun.....
Here's some calorie autism. I am assuming she used the entirety of each container unless she specified that she would not (so basically just the tomato juice).
Turkey: 640
Chili mix: 100
Broth: 40
Kidney beans: 700
Black beans: 420
Tomato juice: 135
Diced tomatoes: 87.5
White onion: 55
Mushrooms: 48
Zucchini: 33
Total calories: 2222.5
Total sodium: nobody gives a god damn cause holy fucking calories.
Turkey: 640
Chili mix: 100
Broth: 40
Kidney beans: 700
Black beans: 420
Tomato juice: 135
Diced tomatoes: 87.5
White onion: 55
Mushrooms: 48
Zucchini: 33
Total calories: 2222.5
Total sodium: nobody gives a god damn cause holy fucking calories.
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Do you think she's doing that for a minimum of 90 minutes? That's the quickest possible time she could deplete her body's fuel stores and thus justify needing to eat as calorie dense food as Clif bars or energy gels. Bear in mind, she'd also have soaked her clothes with sweat at those effort levels.
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There's something I've been chewing on - no pun intended - and I can't quite figure it out. The logistics of the binges... how does that work?
On her ask.fm she listed in detail what she ate during a binge. I can't find the original list, but I remember we calculated it to about 11,000 calories. It included things such as an entire box of full-size 100 Grand candy bars, a family size bag of potato chips, dozens of some kind of frozen food (I think it was chicken nuggets or something like that?)
My point is that her binges go way beyond just grabbing a few extra handfuls of snacks that put her at a caloric surplus for the days. Her binges require an entire grocery trip's worth of food - it's not just things she has sitting around in the house, or at least not anymore, according to her, because didn't they say they got rid of their high calorie snack foods?
Amber does not drive, so getting to the point of actually starting to stuff food in her face is a 2-step process. Step One, she has to convince someone to take her to a store so she can stock up on binge food, likely Becky. Becky is supposed to be her partner for their new "lifestyle" so I imagine it takes some convincing to get Becky to agree to driving her. Does this result in an argument? An all out tantrum before Becky finally caves and agrees? Oh to be a fly on the wall.
Step Two, she's back at home with her loot. I can't imagine what it's like for Eric, Rickie, and Becky to be in the same house with someone who is consuming almost 6 days worth of calories (for a normal weight person) in a sitting while claiming in her vlogs to be on a life-saving weight loss journey. Do they sit around awkwardly and ignore it? Avoid the room that Amber is using for her feast as the piles of trash and wrappers around her continues to grow? Do they risk trying to encourage her to stop derailing any progress she may have made, which would probably cause Amber to lash out at them?
Amber was so quick to patronize Becky when she "screwed up" by eating one Blow Pop (60 calories. Is it healthy? No, but if that was her only "screw up" then she's not gonna hurt her weight loss efforts at all) but we never hear from the rest of them regarding Amber's exponentially bigger screw-up, except her own vague confession that she "had an awful binge and gained 6 pounds". The binge happened when she went on a YT and social media blackout, conveniently. I'm betting there were a lot of arguments and tension going on in that house during that time.
As a bonus, I put together a little mock-up. I imagine this is what it looks like when Becky tries to refuse to enable a binge by driving her to the store:
On her ask.fm she listed in detail what she ate during a binge. I can't find the original list, but I remember we calculated it to about 11,000 calories. It included things such as an entire box of full-size 100 Grand candy bars, a family size bag of potato chips, dozens of some kind of frozen food (I think it was chicken nuggets or something like that?)
My point is that her binges go way beyond just grabbing a few extra handfuls of snacks that put her at a caloric surplus for the days. Her binges require an entire grocery trip's worth of food - it's not just things she has sitting around in the house, or at least not anymore, according to her, because didn't they say they got rid of their high calorie snack foods?
Amber does not drive, so getting to the point of actually starting to stuff food in her face is a 2-step process. Step One, she has to convince someone to take her to a store so she can stock up on binge food, likely Becky. Becky is supposed to be her partner for their new "lifestyle" so I imagine it takes some convincing to get Becky to agree to driving her. Does this result in an argument? An all out tantrum before Becky finally caves and agrees? Oh to be a fly on the wall.
Step Two, she's back at home with her loot. I can't imagine what it's like for Eric, Rickie, and Becky to be in the same house with someone who is consuming almost 6 days worth of calories (for a normal weight person) in a sitting while claiming in her vlogs to be on a life-saving weight loss journey. Do they sit around awkwardly and ignore it? Avoid the room that Amber is using for her feast as the piles of trash and wrappers around her continues to grow? Do they risk trying to encourage her to stop derailing any progress she may have made, which would probably cause Amber to lash out at them?
Amber was so quick to patronize Becky when she "screwed up" by eating one Blow Pop (60 calories. Is it healthy? No, but if that was her only "screw up" then she's not gonna hurt her weight loss efforts at all) but we never hear from the rest of them regarding Amber's exponentially bigger screw-up, except her own vague confession that she "had an awful binge and gained 6 pounds". The binge happened when she went on a YT and social media blackout, conveniently. I'm betting there were a lot of arguments and tension going on in that house during that time.
As a bonus, I put together a little mock-up. I imagine this is what it looks like when Becky tries to refuse to enable a binge by driving her to the store:
why do I see these reply’s all the time now??? It’s obvious she’s fat and I thought we aren’t supposed to post things that are repetitive? I’m just confused if I missed something and I’m out of the loop now with the “she’s fat” nonstop on every new thread.
There are no longer moderators for this board, the only way you can be banned here is if you get doxed. So there seems to be a bit more shitposting, but on the upside way less a-loggery.
She's hanging out in the comments at the moment, hearting shit she likes and responding to hate. Nothing particularly noteworthy but I'm sure it's just fantastic for her crumbling psyche.
She couldn't even do the full 20-minute beginner's walk without stopping. The only reason why she finished it (or claimed to) was because Becky wanted to and AL didn't want to look bad. I doubt she's even doing that regularly, or she would have showed it again by now. She'd do anything to make a vlog longer or make herself look better, but it's still not worth a small amount of exercise. I think she includes things like waddling around the mall as exercise. The only real exercise she's done since she showed her and Becky walking in her den or her and Eric walking twinky is when she tried to jump rope for 45 seconds.
You all know that if she does so much as walk a grocery store that'd she'd tell us about it. Her last video was about her using a skipping rope once; she did one jump and nearly broke the TV and killed the cat.
That's the joke.
So many people who post in fatty-threads (despite claiming they hate the fat cow because of xyz reasons and not because she's fat) go on and on about how fat she is and how much she eats which is making her fat and fat people are gross. Hence the occasional KF regular stating the obvious for shitposting purposes.
That hairline though
I'd probably eat it, but I skipped right to the finished product so it wouldn't surprise me if she did what these waddling excuse factories usually do and put like eight tablespoons of oil and two cups of sugar in it or something like that. They view "winging it" as a license to make it as greasy and calorific as possible, because hey if it's called chili it must be healthy like everyone else's chili right? Flashbacks to good old Jack's "bean salad." (He literally puts in three more "tablespoons" after this.)
Frequently, on my 600 lb life, the caretakers talk about how they have to keep giving the person what they want, or they'll throw a fit, or get really angry, yell, etc. How I've always seen it, in the case of Al and every person ever on M6PL is that they can't really do much... I don't understand how these people get into a position and a habit of enabling them when they can barely or even sometimes can't get out of bed. All it takes is for them to say no, endure a bit of a screaming hissy fit and then give them a healthy plate of food. But nope... they immediately run to the grocery store and buy anything and everything to appease that person.
It's not even like Al can drive and buy food in secret (there was one guest who did that, he'd go pick up food for his family and then buy a shit ton of food from a fast food joint and stuff it all down before going back home w/ the pizza). She relies on Becky to take her to the store, or go to the store and buy what she wants. If everyone in the household stopped enabling Al the weight would fall right off.
As a sidenote, in the case of binges they just kind of drop the food off and leave, or go into another room. Which must be so awkward...
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