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[Flowers For Sonichu]

Fat Diabetic Phil Lies About Sexual Assault while Misgendering a Trans Womyn, Possibly Hints At Being HIV+

 

[Billy of Hills]

Middle-Aged, Fat, Morbidly Obese HIV+ Diabetic Autistic Retarded Herpes Hepatitis Racist, Sexist, Anti-Semitic, Homophobic Transphobic White Male Smelly Ginger Root Crustpunk Tranny Pablo Lies About Rape; Misgenders Latinx Trans Womyn at Anarchist Store, Then Eats Cheese And Cries Self To Sleep Under Bridge, Dreams About Assaulting Disabled, Elderly Mother, Wakes Up To Deface Holocaust Memorials With HIV+ Shit, Figs Tranny, Threatens Suicide

I think I got everything

 

[CWCissey]

Kiwis hate him! Young Oakland man makes over $2000 a month doing nothing, you'll never guess how!

 

[Hat]

Disgusting Sweaty Waste of Space and Human Mass Posts Something Degenerate to his Facebook—What Happens Next May Surprise You

 

[DangerousGas]

Humanity hates him! Artificially-aged Oakland manspud makes over $2000 a month doing nothing, you'll never want to know how!

FTFY

 

[AnOminous]

Baron Harkonnen lookalike Phil Eats Some Cheese

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil commits cannibalism by eating potatoes at McDonalds. Banned from a further location.

Or Da McDunald Feaduration kil fil wen he eet patato

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

2/9/16 -Phil eats random table cheese. Unknowingly wins national cheddar jack eating contest.
2/10/16 - Phil accuses eating competition of rape
3/1/16 - Shitty tattoo

 

[Broseph Stalin]

CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION: PHAT PHUCK PHIL ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!!

7/2/16 Canned Insult Phil makes Facebook post, still morbidly obese.

 

[Pillow]

White Man Phil calls Christine Racist (again), denies Holocaust

 

[Positron]

25/12. Violent Phil Shot by Police. Dies Shitting Himself. Officer Declared Local Hero.

 

[ActualKiwi]

24/12. 11:59pm Hairy supposedly transexual manbeast gets shot after going on a rampage at a local mcdonalds, becoming violent after being refused meals for his food tickets. Police say they were forced to end it.

 

[JU 199]

26/12 Phil climbs inside his own asshole- discovers Australatina.

 

[Micheal Scarn]

McDonald's Kicks Phil Out From Using Their WiFi; Realizes He Must Actually Do Something With His Life. Doesn't. Still Obese.

 

[Abethedemon]

Smelly Pig Cis Man Phil Calls Jews "Smelly Pigs"; Insults Chris.

 

[Cave]

Phil Eats Vegan Cheese, Barfs, Loses 100 pounds.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

White supremacist Phil encounters real latina transwoman, attempts to rape her

 

[chimpburgers]

Racist Phil Shits in his Pants And Writes Fuck Kiwi Farm Kikes with the Feces

 

[CWCissey]

Racist Phil Shits in his Pants And Writes Fuck Kiwi Farm Kikes with the Feces

On a Holocaust Memorial

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Privileged Phil wastes $500 on kiwifar face tattoo