Makeup Haul & Book Recommendations |12.2.20 - VlogLynnVidmas Day 2

[Pepper Jack]

Beggy has Restless Layyyygggg syndrome

Look at all the books Amber was reedin'


Pointerlynn is back y'all:





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[vanitycat]

jaundice + this stupid filter = yellow green skin

 

[Fandom Trash]

"The vegetarian I did not like that," says the 600 pounds woman.

The jokes just write themselves people.

 

[AmberAlert]

Yawwwn. Haul those layyyhgs up on the counter for us to gawk at you pig.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Lynnmas Day 2!

Spoiler

- Necky has restless LAYGS, Hamber totally massaged them and Necky is sleeping because she was up all night!
- Hamber points at a stack of books, comments about more journals she stockpiled and is getting rid of, and CharityLynn is donating some of them!
- Hamber Book Club; recommends so many good books and TWO "shook her to the core" (no earthquakes reported in the area, so BIG LAH)
- Everything on her vanity (and her life) is a mess
- Made some EYYGS and turkey bacon (with a shoutout to "Everything but the Bagel Seesoneen"!) - shocked she didn't call it "first meal" given it's likely once again well into the afternoon
- Necky opens the wrong number on the advent calendar. Teehee!
- Necky: "You go first, always." Truer words never fell from her mouth flaps.
- Hamber gets MOAR EEREENGS
- Hamber of course has to film Necky in unflattering flopping to the ground
- Necky gets Golden Girls Mad Libs.
- The ghost of one of Necky's dead relatives knocked something over. (Maybe Norma would like Hamber to talk about the ongoing messages that are surfacing?)
- DEAR LORD Hamber showing off the saturation issues with those dark beetus eyesockets.
- Sephora Unboxing - because Hamber "needed something new". (Not at ALL addicted to shopping/hording, you guise)
--New foundation (Nars), more Better-than-ESS-EE-ECKS mascara, new liquid eyeliner (Rare Beauty), more mascara (stopped caring), more perfume for her collection (to help with the FupaStank)
- "Oh, Hunty!" added to the Hamberverse Lexicon
- Reference to "going live on TikTok" (not pleased, will have to check out the Social Media thread for more info)
- Had separate dinners, finished watching "Krampus" and started watching "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
- Hamber's TEEF hurt.
- Hamber/Necky COVID PSA

 

[Skorpio Gal]

Gee...I wonder if some exercise (like walking) might help those restless legs?

Edit: I thought that ALR has "VERY" sensitive skin...Why does she get cosmetics she's not used before? Mightn't that cause skin problems?

 

[Red Mask]

Well, at least she’s reading. Or virtue signaling. Hope she’s not pandering to the literary community. They’d eat her alive and there’s a lot to eat.

 

[Mighty Mule]

Becky got another “stocking stuffer” for day 2 lmao
Oh well guess I don’t feel pitty for Becky any more

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Just gonna leave this here:

Many people with restless legs syndrome (RLS) find that regular, moderate exercise helps relieve symptoms.

What's the ratio of bullshit YA novels to "adult" books. It blows my mind that someone who "reads" so much is so fucking bad at speaking, and writing.

Isn't nu-nu (new-new) slang for pussy? (lol)

Reminds me of the moon for Local58 A Grave Mistake

 

[CaptainAutism]

I didn’t make it past “massaging her laygs”. Too many disturbing mental images after that one. Have fun, y’all.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's setting up her winter ailments nicely. Yesterday it was a sore back, today her teeth.

Vlogmas, (whatever she chooses to call it), is supposed to be fun, cheerful, uplifting, full of life & color. These first 2 entries remind me of a sink full of used dish water that's been sitting undrained for several hours - dull, dingy & with potential nasties lurking under the surface.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Did they even check to see where those treats are made or what's in them before they give them to poor Twinkie??? Also, she doesn't need them. Course that's like telling ALR that she doesn't need 6,000 calories a day.

 

[ladyarcher]

BECKY: "You go first, always" And that just says it all.

 

[8008135]

I didn’t make it past “massaging her laygs”. Too many disturbing mental images after that one. Have fun, y’all.

What, the idea of Hamber's swollen, black-knuckled beetus paws gently cradling Necky's hairy, blotchy cankles doesn't fill you with lust? How is that not the hottest lezbeen fiction you've heard all week??

 

[McBoogerBall]

Its unfortunate that she reads YA novels and yet still can’t speak properly. I recommend picking up “Voice and Speaking Skill for Dummies” next time you decide to pick up another book, Hamber. I’m sure you have enough time to read it.

 

[Clogged Arteries]

Jesus Christ on a candy cane cross, that was fucking torture to watch. I wanted to blow my brains out from boredom.

 

[rain and petals eavesdrop]

She has the tackiest taste. Earrings from Claire's, a store for pre teens. Why not get some nice sterling silver earrings? You can always find them at Kohls for about 60% off. She has so many earrings and they are all hideous and cheap. Also Becky is completely able to work and she needs to get off of her fat ass and get a damn job. She probably, like Amber, has no health insurance so if she has a medical issues Amber would have to pay for it. I can't stand how these to fat POS just sit around all day. Amber thinks VC Andrews and Danielle Steele books are deep and meaningful. I doubt she has ever read any real pieces of literature.

 

[Bitter Lemonade]

All of those books and yet her grammar is this bad? Either the fat is permanently lodged in her brain, or she's lahing about reading all of those and they're part of her new hording obsession.

 

[mekalekahi]

I love how amber barks and belittles becky for picking the wrong number in that r.etarded ass dog advent calendar and then when Becky feels bad about herself she goes "your not stupid". Who gives a fuck its a cardboard box with 25 treats inside and Twinkie could be assed about what is it.

 

[Bitter Lemonade]

I love how amber barks and belittles becky for picking the wrong number in that r.etarded ass dog advent calendar and then when Becky feels bad about herself she goes "your not stupid". Who gives a fuck its a cardboard box with 25 treats inside and Twinkie could be assed about what is it.

Yeah, but it could effect ALR's mentulz situation, because you know she has OCD right?