Making my intentions known - no one bites my meatpie

[WW 635]

So that there is no confusion, I would like to state this very clearly. Curb your gross sexual appetites for my meat pie. No one knows more than myself just how irresistible @Dynastia is... Because he's mine. So stop trying to rub your gross e-genitalia on my doxy Aussie snickerdoodle.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

You'll have to beat me off with a stick.

 

[Deadpool]

You frighten me so badly that not only do I take this seriously, I'm willing to throw people under the bus to save myself.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Tee hee le KiwiFarms memz xD

This thread sucks, stop

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

Lolwut

 

[DangerousGas]

So, are you posting this because you couldn't find the dropbear that fathered him to get his permission to court @Dynastia?

You'll have to beat me off with a stick.

Informative

 

[Cthulu]

 

[HG 400]

Feel free to ignore her, everyone. She's all bark and no bite.

 

[Cthulu]

Feel free to ignore her, everyone. She's all bark and no bite.

It bit me once. Rabies shots suck tho.

 

[WW 635]

So, are you posting this because you couldn't find the dropbear that fathered him to get his permission to court @Dynastia?


Informative

Abbos don't have fathers. Do you think anyone with a positive make rôle model would be on this site?

Feel free to ignore her, everyone. She's all bark and no bite.

Stop instigating. You're spoken for now since you made of big show earlier of how I wasn't "stepping up".

You'll have to beat me off with a stick.

I'll just roll you off, fatty

It bit me once. Rabies shots suck tho.

Good

 

[HG 400]

you made of big show earlier of how I wasn't "stepping up".

Wait is all of this just to impress me?

Adorable!

 

[WW 635]

Wait is all of this just to impress me?

Adorable!

I know you like attentions

 

[Cthulu]

Good

Don't make me start another @DNJACK tinder.

 

[WW 635]

Don't make me start another @DNJACK tinder.

Looks like someone is asking to be signed up for Christian dating

 

[Cthulu]

Looks like someone is asking to be signed up for Christian dating

You already did that. Try muslim next time.

 

[WW 635]

You already did that. Try muslim next time.

No, that was some weird Christianity based sex cult that I signed you up for last time

 

[Cthulu]

No, that was some weird Christianity based sex cult that I signed you up for last time

They still send mail

 

[ES 148]

cricket, more like Posh Baseball

 

[Somsnosa]

enough with this gay shit

 

[HG 400]

Look this is all really flattering but the truth of the matter is I love @Cricket in a wholesome and purely platonic way, like an adorable younger sister. Except if I had a younger sister she wouldn't have crow's feet already.