MAKING POSITIVE CHANGES!!!!! - 4/16/2018

[Bitchy McFucknut]

here we go you guise!

p.s.-at 4:01 I think Fat Albert gives us a glimpse of a shopping cart she Hulk-smashed in a fit of blind rage before Necky would let her get the binge foods she wanted. She plays it off pretty well like it was someone else who must've done it, though.

 

[classtrash]

Mood:

 

[polka-dotted]

She must lead a pretty boring life to find a broken upside-down shopping cart THAT interesting...

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

*sorry for the double post*

But, I couldn't get over the fact that the all-knowing queen of nutrition couldn't even recognize a fucking plum.

~7:25

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

She must lead a pretty boring life to find a broken upside-down shopping cart THAT interesting...

No man, that makes her deep. Like that idiot kid from "American Beauty" filming trash blowing in the wind.

Also her laugh at 1:27 sound a lot like Brian's coked-up laugh in that episode of "Family Guy":

 

[Octomet]

Way to undermine Becky with the car and admit she's just your chauffeur.

And the food addiction is strong when you're buying those vegan cookies again that you reviewed as being junk food and tasting like play-doh.

Edit: added old cookie review

 

[wheelpower]

Her obsession with water bottles is still going strong, why does she hoard these? I'm guessing she thinks if she finds the "right" bottle, her weight loss journey will finally succeed?

 

[Croissants]

"I have missed my baby. A lot of you guys think that's actually Becky's car, it is mine."

 

[Xenomorph]

"I have missed my baby. A lot of you guys think that's actually Becky's car, it is mine."

You hear that Necky? You just drive her places like a fat driving Miss Daisy.

 

[parallelogram]

One thing that strikes me about Amberlynn is that it's more about the fanfare and showcasing of her positivity rather than the actions behind it. She does these grocery hauls (there was a mini one in this episode) and she seems so proud of all the fresh, shiny new products she purchases and can display for her audience. We get to see moments of wasteful spending (didn't she purchase four sweet potatoes mere days ago?) under the guise of what she and Becky "need."

Gorl, did you NEED that giant jar? Did you really NEED another water bottle? How about the NEED for "something sweet" in the form of those protein cakes?

If she can figure out what her wants are versus what her needs are, maybe each new ~weight loss journey~ won't be such a daunting task for her.

 

[C3PBRO]

She didn't mention what she had at the Mexican restaurant. But it's fine I'm sure she'll put the calories on the whiteboard lol just kidding.

EDIT: So weird that she was obsessed with getting the car back, they were calling every day. But following up on therapy? Crickets.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Most genuine show of affection I have ever seen:

 

[Xenomorph]

AL shows her full manic side and shows HER car and squeals of excitement are heard
"A lot of people say that this is Becky's car but it's really miiiine, you can get a car without a licence, who knew?" AL showing her smug cunty face in some sort of fat satifisation, take that Haydurs.
AL secures Becky's place as resident chauffeur.
She shrugs off the "our car"
Wants to see some shit basic bitch movie Truth or Dare

Fast Forward to the parking lot of the local mall
AL looking as haggard and greasy as always, pans the camera over to Becky who looks none too pleased, AL says Becky is not too happy a bout having to walk around the mall area.
Beckys neck looks HUGE.
Becky assures her that is not the case, she just has to burp from indigestion.. (And they say Dykes arent dainty)
YOURE A LIAHHH is heard again
Showing off the local mall with Beckys butter teeth in frama, we hear AL's manic clown laugh.
Becksy"
Fast forward of AL wadding in a circle for 8 mins, she is visably out of breath but she is not wheezing and you can see her sweating her HR went up to 158 for..... 8 mins of movement.
Becky is tired, could not care less as they are waiting to go into the movie.
AL is holding her chest, no doubt heart attack incoming.
AL is praised by Becky by walking instead of shopping at the store. Even Becky knows she shops too much.
AL shows her inner artist by filming a shopping cart which was no doubt hit by a car playing CSI: Supermarket trying to find out who the culprit is.
OH WHAT A SHOCK THEY ARE SHOPPING.
AL lying about people wanting pics of her, we will see if its true if those pics surface.
Becky loves storms.
AL wants to buy another fucking water jug.
AL showing us once again that praise meant nothing as now she is shopping in Kroger.
Boring fucking decisions on fucking color of the damn water jug like it matters she wont fucking use it.
Holy fucking shit she keeps going back and forth on color.
Showing us her cart of shit.
Becky doesnt eat celery like I do.
Becky is seen buying fruit.
More showing off veggies, like it matters when they just had Mexican for dinner.
Buying more vegan cookies and cakes .

Comment Jerkoff!

 

[DongMiguel]

Fixed.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

So Amber likes to pick products from the back of the shelf leaving the ones she rubbed all over her titties and touched with her dirty hands after digging in her ears for everybody else? Nice, AL...Thanks...

She's gotta be trolling with that fast motion walking sequence....That looked so fucking ridiculous, like one of those old Little Rascals movies from the 1920s or 30s.

 

[shecameforcwc]

01:54 cracked me up because she literally doesn’t lift her legs when she walks she just penguin waddles around.

 

[FitBitch]

Shopping, shopping, pointless waddling around, she has so little going on in her life that the color of a water bottle she'll never use is an important decision.

I miss when she hoarded chokers, at least they didn't take up so much of someone else's space.

 

[Long time lurker]

Interesting thumbnail there. Notice how her left foot is bent. It looks like the side of her foot touches the ground instead of the sole. Thanks to an image posted later, I can see that I was wrong.
10:22 min video, 6 ads.

- The video starts with our gurl outside, and out of breath while standing. The car is back!
- She missed her "baby" (the car). Amber states, so there is no mistake, that the car is HERS. "You can get a car and not have a license". Of interest is the fact that she never said "I bought" or "I paid for" the car. It's hers because she said so, OK?
- What an exciting life Amber lives. They're going to the movies - again. It also feels good outside. Whatever.
- Well, how's that for a change? They ate out - again. Before the movie, where they'll probably get some snacks.
- Silly me, thinking the changes used in the title was that they ate before the movie instead of after. No, Amber is doing real changes, like walking in the parking lot.

like people have given me the add-vice where you can walk inside of them

- We're gifted with a few seconds of sped-up footage of a very fat penguin walking. Sorry, my glasses were dirty. It's actually Amber waddling. She said she thinks she walked really fast (no, it was the editing). She's sweaty and completely out of breath, sitting inside the car and bragging about walking a "really big circle" for 8 minutes. Don't worry though, this time she didn't have a "hardcore asthma attack" like she did the day before.

Note: before she started walking, Amber said "the movie doesn't start for over an hour", and used that excuse to kill some time by walking. I wonder what they'll do with with the extra 52+ minutes until the movie...

- Dr Amber MD, figured out why she had the hardcore asthma attack. She's pretty sure it was because "
a mixture of the wind it was super windy and I was walking with tons of trees and field and stuff"

Amberism of the day: "I was walking with tons of trees and field and stuff". Was she carrying the trees and field and stuff, or where the trees and field and stuff walking along with her?

- Holly fuck! She walked for 8 (eight) minutes and her heart rate went up to 158! According to her she took around 900 to 1000 steps.
- She mentions "I was just trying to spare some time". Aka, they have time to spare until the movie starts. Does this count as another Amberism? Anyway, she mentions that the gym is nearby, but going there to just do a little bit of walking is stupid (because...I have no idea).
- Man...this video is the gift that keeps on giving in terms of Amberisms. She forces Becky to join in the ass patting and says "I could have went" (to a store). She could have spent tons of money at T.J. Maxx, but instead she chose "a positive".
- OMG! Their lives are so interesting and exciting that Becky needs to take a picture of a destroyed shopping cart. Riveting... (note to self: must...not...powerlevel) Ahem. Yeah, very exciting. Amber spent around 40 seconds showing and talking about the cart.
- Oh, fuck me sideways! She went into Kroger and:

I was literally gonna walk to her (Kroger) what(when) a bunch of subscribers saw me it was so amazing and they wanted pictures of me and stuff like it made my day

Note: the above quote is a copypasta of the transcription, so some of the stuff doesn't make sense. I added the words between the parenthesis.
- So, I'm not sure I understand what Amber says next. She claims they were going to Kroger but they now close early, so they're going to Walmart. I'm unsure if they're going to Walmart instead, or if they are also going to Walmart.

Personal note: Kroger stores close at 10:00PM. A few minutes earlier in this video Amber shows the movie theater. I'm guessing they ate and then parked near the theater to wait (and walk). I'm not sure if this segment was filmed before or after the movie, but it looks to be the same parking lot.

- Inside Walmart Amber has an existential crisis. A "friend" recommended that she gets a water bottle (because Amber doesn't have one of those, right?). The fucking thing cost almost $23.00. Is Amber torn because of the price? Of course not! She doesn't know if she should get the black or the blue one.
- After what it felt like an eternity in Walmart hell ( a few seconds looking at water bottles) Amber finally notices the price tag - it's $23.00 for the "teal" and $15.00 for the black, and for once, she makes the less bad choice and picks the black one. The right choice would be to say she has plenty of those back home and pick neither, but this is Amber we're talking about.She chose the teal one...
- Showing off her purchases. Another transparent container to put "stuff" in. I bet is for cookies, candy or energy bars (or some other not-so-"healthy" food stuff she doesn't want to admit to eating on camera).
- Please, someone shoot me. I thought she was done with the shopping since she was showing off the mundane things she's buying, but she's not done yet. She needs to justify those 6 ads in this video, so we get a partial of what she's buying while Becky picks up fruit. But hey, Amber got celery.
- Another positive change, she finally got a lint roller.
- Oh, I was right about the jar. She got "protein bites", which I think is a fancy name for bite size energy bars and a box of cookies. Don't worry, though. The cookies are vegan, which means absolutely nothing when doing a weight loss diet. Sometimes vegan doesn't even mean something is healthy.
- Becky picks up a fruit and says something. Amber says: "it's not a peach, it's a tangerine?". Becky corrects her, it's a nectarine. Amber says: "I'm so dumb". I agree.
- But enough talking about what Becky says/wants. Back to Amber showing off her haul - the "protein bites" is displayed proudly. They're cake bites, but the box she held up also has the word "donut" on it. the box has 3 "cake bites", but going by the size of the box, I have to wonder how big a mouth has to be. They're "chocolate frosted donuts", btw. There is another box of those, and a box of cookies in the cart too. I guess the bag of celery, 3 bell peppers and sweet potatoes balance that, though.
- Amber spergs about nutrition and diet and my eyes rolled. It's painful.
- I've never been happier to get to the comment call-out. It means that I can finally stop watching. Her videos are getting more boring to watch (or maybe I've reached my limit with her bullshit).

One final personal note: I haven't watched as many videos as other people here, but I don't remember ever seeing a video where Amber gloats about her purchases before hitting the cash register, and I find this odd.
She either had a lot more shopping to do - stuff she doesn't want people to know about, like all the trash she eats between "healthy" meals (which she calls binges), or the "shopping" was just a filler to make the video long enough, and they left without buying anything.

 

[BernardPumpkin]

doesn't she already have a video with this title? binge shopping for her weight loss journey on things she's never going to use. what changes is she making? she does the same exact stuff for each journey that don't work, because she always ends up giving up.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If you play the parking lot walk at .25, you see that she walked about the length of 8 parking spots. Unless this was just filmed for the vlog and we didn't see the real walk. (and there's a touch of ankle roll in there too!)