Malik Curtis ("Jamil")
Malik Curtis (aka Jamil, @Champion Survivor, and a shit-ton of other names mostly relating to anime) is a YouTuber who first caught the attention of the Farms in Kent's thread for his hilarious and often spergy comments. Malik made videos of his own, talking about the same subject matter as Kent, but his have always been much less tolerable than Kent's. Malik speaks so softly that it's often hard to make out what he's saying, and he has an even less charismatic personality than Kent.
You might notice that I've mentioned Kent a lot so far. Well, that's because Malik uses Kent to define himself. Kent made a habit of wearing beanies, so Malik started wearing one in his videos. Kent stopped making videos for a while, so Malik closed up shop for a time (or tried to, at least). Kent uses weird phrases like "time of the day" and "go kick rocks," so Malik started using the same phrases. It's not possible to describe Malik's personality or mannerisms without Kent coming up. Even though Kent is a pathetic virgin loser, Malik still gets jealous of him.
Malik and Kent aren't on the greatest of terms anymore, because back in November 0f 2015, Malik made a video telling everyone that Kent's uncle was getting Kent a date and that he was jealous of Kent for getting to have sex. This caused a ton of speculation about the nature of this date (with most being in agreement that Kent's uncle had hired a prostitute for him) and partially caused Kent to stop making videos for several months. Eventually, it was revealed that Kent had simply lied to Malik in order to try and look cool, and Malik wasn't supposed to tell anybody about it.
Their friendship deteriorated further around the summer of 2016. Kent uploaded a video announcing that he had managed to get a date with a girl. Malik, true to form, freaked the fuck out. This time, however, he straight-up disowned Kent. What a great friend Malik is!
Malik is in college, and a fair amount of his videos actually show him walking around his campus as he speaks. Apparently he has no self-awareness, as he can't understand why nobody wants to date him even though he's walking around and muttering into his phone like a creep. There was one incident where Malik almost got himself kicked out of college and caused several other students to get a failing grade. He was in charge of getting some statistics for a research project, and claims that he really did do it, but neglected to write down his information. He decided to just make up some bullshit instead. He said all of this in a public video, apparently not considering the very real possibility that his classmates or professors could find it. Malik also stalks girls at his college, and admits to perving on them regularly by staring at their asses and stuff. Again, though, he sees nothing wrong with his behavior.
He also seems to get controlled by his parents. He tries to hide the fact that he makes videos from them, and on several occasions they've found out and made him delete his videos and kept him under close watch for a while after. He's currently (as of 4/21/2016) under one of these surveillance periods, meaning that he's not making videos at this time. He's still very active in the comments sections of other Kentosphere members, though. His comments become noticeably angrier and illogical when he's not allowed to make videos.
Malik tends to change YouTube channels as frequently as most people change clothes. So, for simplicity's sake, I've decided to add a "current status" at the top of the thread. Here are some of his archived videos, though. This channel has a lot of his videos as well as videos from Kent and others:
UPDATE 2/19/2018
Leaked audio of Malik screaming over the phone at his ex at 4 in the morning:
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