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I found some stuff on the most amazeen and kindest person Amberlynn has ever met; her own mother.
A compilation of most of the crime I can find committed by Kristine Marie Reid, aka Kristine Marie Smith.
Sorry, but this is going to be fucking long.
A compilation of most of the crime I can find committed by Kristine Marie Reid, aka Kristine Marie Smith.
Sorry, but this is going to be fucking long.
For reference, all cases mentioned below can be found at Sonoma County's digital portal by their case numbers.
SONOMA COUNTY CALIFORNIA;
Case number: MCR-370258-1
Offense Date: Dec 11 2000
Charge One: Possess Hypodermic Needle/Syringe | Use/Under Influence Of Controlled Substance.
Offense Code: 4140. No person shall possess or have under his or her control anyhypodermic needle or syringe except when acquired in accordance with this article.
Plea: Guilty.
Status: Sentenced 06/06/2002
Charge Two: Use/Under Influence Of Controlled Substance.
Offense Code: 11550(A) being under the influence of a controlled substance, without a valid prescription. It is illegal to use or be under the influence of a controlled substance.
Plea: Not Guilty.
Status: Dismissed 06/06/2002
Case Number: MCR-374382-1
Offense Date: Mar 7 2001
Charge One: Vandalism $1000 To Under $5000]
Offense Code: 594(A) Every person who maliciously commits any of the following acts with respect to any real or personal property not his or her own, in cases other than those specified by state law, is guilty of vandalism (1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material (2) Damages (3) Destroys.
Plea: Guilty.
Status: Sentenced 06/06/2002
Charge Two: Vandalism [Under $1000]
Offense Code: 594(B)(4) Every person who maliciously commits any of the following acts with respect to any real or personal property not his or her own, in cases other than those specified by state law, is guilty of vandalism (1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material (2) Damages (3) Destroys.
Plea: Arrest Plea.
Sentenced: Superseded (by prior)
She was given conditional sentencing and probation and fucked those both up:
Adult Confinement
Type: *Jail
Start Date: 02/08/2002
Term Type: Jail Term
Term: 180 Days
Suspended: 180 Days
Suspended Reason: Stayed
Probation
Type: Conditional Sentence
Start Date: 02/08/2002
Term: 36 Months
End Date: 06/06/2002
Status
DL Conditions
Type: *Court Orders DMV to Suspend
Suspension Term: 0 Year 0 Month 180 Days
06/06/2002 Amended Sentenced
Amend Reason
Sentence Modified
Adult Confinement
Type: *Jail
Start Date: 06/06/2002
Term Type: Jail Term
Term: 3 Months
Comment: Court denies County Parole; early release programs - work release denied, work furlough denied, supervised electronic confinement denied.
Probation
Type: Conditional Sentence
Start Date: 02/08/2002
Term: 36 Months
End Date: 06/06/2002
Status
Type: *Jail
Start Date: 02/08/2002
Term Type: Jail Term
Term: 180 Days
Suspended: 180 Days
Suspended Reason: Stayed
| Converted Disposition | |
| Restitution Fine of $100 pursuant to Penal Code 1202.4(b) Restitution Fine of $100 pursuant to Penal Code 1202.4(b) |
Probation
Type: Conditional Sentence
Start Date: 02/08/2002
Term: 36 Months
End Date: 06/06/2002
Status
| Status | Date | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Granted | 02/08/2002 | |
| Summarily Revoked | 05/14/2002 |
Type: *Court Orders DMV to Suspend
Suspension Term: 0 Year 0 Month 180 Days
06/06/2002 Amended Sentenced
Amend Reason
Sentence Modified
| 001 | VANDALISM $1000 TO UNDER $5000] | Sentenced |
Adult Confinement
Type: *Jail
Start Date: 06/06/2002
Term Type: Jail Term
Term: 3 Months
Comment: Court denies County Parole; early release programs - work release denied, work furlough denied, supervised electronic confinement denied.
Probation
Type: Conditional Sentence
Start Date: 02/08/2002
Term: 36 Months
End Date: 06/06/2002
Status
| Status | Date | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Granted | 02/08/2002 | |
| Summarily Revoked | 05/14/2002 | |
| Reinstated | 06/06/2002 | |
| Terminated Unsuccessfully | 06/06/2002 |
Case Number: MCR-435482-1
Offense Date: 02/10/2004
Charge One: Inflict Corporal Injury On Spouse/Cohabitant
Offense Code: 273.5(A) Any person who willfully inflicts corporal injury resulting in a traumatic condition upon a victim described in subdivision (b) (C3: in this case, a cohabitant, Kristine's own mother) is guilty of a felony.
Plea: No contest.
Status: Dismissed 02/25/2004
Charge Two: Additional Punishment for Substantial Great Bodily Injury
Offense Code: 12022.7(e) Any person who personally inflicts great bodily injury under circumstances involving domestic violence in the commission of a felony or attempted felony shall be punished by an additional and consecutive term of imprisonment in the state prison for three, four, or five years.
Plea: No contest.
Status: Dismissed 02/25/2004
The court documents do not detail who the victim was but Kristine certainly did;
Kristine ended up serving time while she waited for sentencing. I imagine her mother did not want to press charges (resulting in dismissal), but as we know Kristine would end up back in jail anyway. More on this secret squirrel Facebook account later, I promise.
Case Number: SCR-471996-1
File Date: 09/09/2005
Charge: Wilful Cruelty to a Child
Offense Code: 273A(B) Any person who, under circumstances or conditions other than those likely to produce great bodily harm or death, willfully causes or permits any child to suffer, or inflicts thereon unjustifiable physical pain or mental suffering, or having the care or custody of any child, willfully causes or permits the person or health of that child to be injured, or willfully causes or permits that child to be placed in a situation where his or her person or health may be endangered.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed 10/17/2005
Case Number: SCR-33698-1, SCR-526387-2, SCR-527095-1
This case was a mess as you can tell by the multiple case numbers. In the end, she was accused of a lot, but got done only for felony burglary (SCR-33698-1) after entering into a plea deal.
File Date: 12/11/2007
Charge One: Theft By Forged/Invalid Credit Card [Over $400] [FELONY]
Offense Code: 484G(A) use, for the purpose of obtaining money, goods, services, or anything else of value, an access card or access card account information that has been altered, obtained, or retained, or an access card which he or she knows is forged, expired, or revoked.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed
Charge Two: Forgery/Fraudulently Pass Completed Check With Intent Defraud [FELONY]
Offense Code: 475(c) Any person who possesses any completed check, money order, traveler's check, warrant or county order, whether real or fictitious, with the intent to utter or pass or facilitate the utterance or passage of the same, in order to defraud any person, is guilty of forgery.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed
Charge Three: Criminal Conspiracy [FELONY]
Offense Code: 182(a)(1) (a)If two or more persons conspire(1) To commit any crime.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed
Charge Four: Attempted Burglary
Offense Code: 664/459 Any person who attempts to commit any crime, but fails, or is prevented or intercepted in its perpetration
Plea: Arrest Plea (see Burglary conviction)
Status: Superseded
Charge One: Theft By Forged/Invalid Credit Card [Over $400] [FELONY]
Offense Code: 484G(A) use, for the purpose of obtaining money, goods, services, or anything else of value, an access card or access card account information that has been altered, obtained, or retained, or an access card which he or she knows is forged, expired, or revoked.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed
Charge Two: Forgery/Fraudulently Pass Completed Check With Intent Defraud [FELONY]
Offense Code: 475(c) Any person who possesses any completed check, money order, traveler's check, warrant or county order, whether real or fictitious, with the intent to utter or pass or facilitate the utterance or passage of the same, in order to defraud any person, is guilty of forgery.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed
Charge Three: Criminal Conspiracy [FELONY]
Offense Code: 182(a)(1) (a)If two or more persons conspire(1) To commit any crime.
Plea: Not Guilty
Status: Dismissed
Charge Four: Attempted Burglary
Offense Code: 664/459 Any person who attempts to commit any crime, but fails, or is prevented or intercepted in its perpetration
Plea: Arrest Plea (see Burglary conviction)
Status: Superseded
File Date: 12/11/2007
Charge: Burglary [FELONY]
Offense Code: 459 Any person who enters any house, room, apartment, tenement, shop, warehouse, store, mill, barn, stable, outhouse or other building, tent, vessel [continued, snip] with intent to commit grand or petit larceny or any felony is guilty of burglary.
Plea: Guilty
----------- Courtroom Minutes in 14 ------------ HON: Ken Gnoss DDA: Karina Kowler CLK: L. A. Clark Defendant present in custody Defense Counsel J. Thistlethwaite appearing Defense Counsel comm. on sent. Probation Officer T. Newton gives Oral Report Letter filed Probation report filed Court has read & reviewed report(s) & other documents. Defendant waives formal arraignment. No legal cause why judgment should not be pronounced Imposition of sentence suspended Formal Probation Granted with standard terms for 36 Month(s) Participate/complete programs of assistance & counseling as directed by Probation Officer Participate/complete programs of assistance &counseling as directed by Probation & not leave w/o prior written consent Provide two blood and saliva samples per 296 PC for DNA testing Submit to warrantless search and seizure of person, property, personal business or vehicle at any time day or night; Submit to warrantless search/seizure of residence any time day or reasonable hr. night by any Prob./Law Enforc. Off. CONTINUED TO - 05/22/2008 at 8:30am 14, FURTHER PROCEEDINGS Possible Release Submit to random chemical tests Do not possess or use any alcohol Not possess or use controlled substances or associated paraphernalia without valid prescription Stay out of places where alcoholic beverages are the primary item of sale (no bars or liquor stores) Defendant not to own, possess, have custody or control of firearms or ammunition per Federal and State Law Possess NO weapons Be of good conduct and obey all laws Defendant ordered to report to Probation Dept within 2 working days of release from custody Pay restitution fine of $220 pursuant to 1202.4(a)(3)(b) which includes a 10% Administration fee $200 Restitution fine per 1202.44 PC, suspended unless Probation is revoked Report preparation fee waived. Pay $250 Probation supervision fee (not a condition of probation) Fine of $20 Stay out of Longs in Petaluma, CA Pay restitution $154.99 to Kohls Restitution payable as directed by Probation Officer All fines, fees &/or restitution to be paid to Probation as directed by Probation Officer Count II PC 496(a) Dismissed, People's Motion Count III PC 666 Dismissed, People's Motion Sentenced to serve 90 days in Jail, 84 days credit for time served ( 56 + 28 ), forthwith. Defendant sentenced to jail time on 2 cases this date
Case Number: SCR-520485-1
Offense date: 08/28/2007
Charge: Use/Under Influence Of Controlled Substance
Offense Code: 11550(A) being under the influence of a controlled substance, without a valid prescription. It is illegal to use or be under the influence of a controlled substance.
Plea: No Contest.
Status: Sentenced 05/21/2008
The following cases occurred in Oklahoma from 2010 onwards, and can be found at OSCN and ODCR. Please note that Kristine was using the last name Smith.
Case Number: CPC-2010-6857, CF-2010-4774
Offense Date: 07/11/2010
Charge One: Aggravated Assault and Battery
Offense Code: Violation of Title 21 O.S. 641-644
Status: Sentenced 10/19/2010
Charge Two: Too broad to determine
Offense Code: Violation of Title 21 O.S. 650.1 - 650.10. For posterity I've spoilered below, but I can't find which of these charges was actually filed against her.
- §21-650.1. Athletic contests - Assault and battery upon referee, umpire, etc
- §21-650.2. Assault or battery upon Corrections, Human Services or Juvenile Affairs employee or contractor
- §21-650.3. Delaying, obstructing or interfering with emergency medical technician or other emergency medical care provider - Punishment
- §21-650.4. Assault and battery upon emergency medical care providers
- §21-650.5. Aggravated assault and battery or assault with firearm or other dangerous weapon upon emergency medical technician or other emergency medical care provider - Penalty
- §21-650.6. Assault or battery or assault and battery upon officer of state district or appellate court, Workers' Compensation Court, witness or juror - Penalty
- §21-650.7. Assault, battery, or assault and battery upon school employee or student – Notice - Definition
- §21-650.8. Felony assault, battery or assault and battery upon employee of facility for delinquent children, juvenile detention center or juvenile bureau
- §21-650.9. Persons in custody - Placing body wastes or fluids upon government employee or contractor
- §21-650.10. Touching assistive device with intent to harass – Penalties
Status: Sentenced 10/19/2010
Charge Three: Harming, mistreating or killing service animal (you read that correctly)
Offense Code: Violation of Title 21 O.S. 649.3
Plea: Guilty
Status: Sentenced 10/19/2010
A emergency protective order was filed by one Larry Vaughn against Kristine on 07/12/2010 (the day after offense date), Protective Order # PO-2010-1837. It was extended several times until 11/05/2010.
Case Number: CM-2012-383
Offense Date: 02/04/2012
Charge: Aggravated Assault and Battery - Domestic
Offense Code: Violation of Title 21 O.S. 644
Plea: Guilty
Status: Convicted 09/10/2012
Case Number: CF-2014-4521
Offense Date: 07/04/2014
Charge One: Possession of a Dangerous Controlled Substance - Meth
Offense Code: Violation of Title 63 O.S. 2-401-2-420
Plea: Guilty
Status: Convicted 10/24/2014
Charge Two: Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
Offense Code: Violation of Title 63 O.S. 2-405 (B)(C)
Plea: Guilty
Status: Convicted 10/24/2014
The most recent offense I can find occurred on 10/31/2015. I haven't found any court docs yet but here are details of the arrest:
She can't seem to stop kicking the shit out of the elderly and doing meth. Remember that when Amber tells you she's a changed person.
Sorry that was all a bit heavy. For fun, here's her other Facebook account. She hasn't used it since she kicked her mom's ass back in 2010. It's mostly crazy shouting into the void but here are some of my favorite posts;
