Man kickstarts a film of paint drying, meant to protest British censorship -

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From the Kickstarter's page:

The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors) was established in 1912 to ensure films remained free of 'indecorous dancing', 'references to controversial politics' and 'men and women in bed together', amongst other perceived indiscretions.

Today, it continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate.

Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length. For many independent filmmakers, such a large upfront can prove prohibitively expensive.

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Luckily, there’s a flipside to all of this: while filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.

That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying — a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall. All the money raised by this campaign (minus Kickstarter's fees) will be put towards the cost of the certificate, so the final length of the film will be determined by how much money is raised here.

For instance, if we raise £108.59, the film will be one minute long. If we raise £526.90, it'll be an hour long. And so on.

Update: Here's a brilliant website built by Jon Ginn that tracks how long the film is, in real time.

According to the link at the last line, the film will be over ten hours long considering the amount of funds it gathered so far, and there's 22 days to go with the campaign.
 

Whatisgoingon

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That's fantastic. But they should spice it up and randomly insert lewd images to make sure that the BBFC have to watch it. It will be like Chinese Water Torture, they'll be staring at paint drying waiting for a bad picture to pop up for hours on end. Oh well, either way this sounds hilarious. :story:
 

Strelok

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Much as I like the concept, isn't this akin to paying your fine in pennies to protest a parking ordinance? Sure it makes a point, but the only person actually being punished is the pencil pusher just trying to make a living.

That said could someone give me a rundown on how this differs in actual practise from self regulating systems like the MPAA or the ESRB?
 

Bogs

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Aren't they aware they have programs to analyze the film? Like if it's a Warhol-sized piece of shit, they can just run it through a computer to see if the picture changes.
Anyway with the money they probably make, couldn't they have just made a movie with artistic merit?
 

CWCissey

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Much as I like the concept, isn't this akin to paying your fine in pennies to protest a parking ordinance? Sure it makes a point, but the only person actually being punished is the pencil pusher just trying to make a living.

That said could someone give me a rundown on how this differs in actual practise from self regulating systems like the MPAA or the ESRB?

It doesn't really, although the BBFC are less draconian than the MPAA (they were actually saddened that they couldn't give the good Total Recall a '15' certificate when it first came out in 1990 because they saw it was the type of film a 15 year old lad would love)
 

AnOminous

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It doesn't really, although the BBFC are less draconian than the MPAA (they were actually saddened that they couldn't give the good Total Recall a '15' certificate when it first came out in 1990 because they saw it was the type of film a 15 year old lad would love)

Both organizations are relics of a bygone era that have no business existing in anything resembling a free market. The self-imposed industry censorship is worse than anything even a bad government would have contrived.
 

CWCissey

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Both organizations are relics of a bygone era that have no business existing in anything resembling a free market. The self-imposed industry censorship is worse than anything even a bad government would have contrived.

Yeah, I do agree, they should only offer guidance than an arbitrary age rating.
 

Shokew

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Yeah, I do agree, they should only offer guidance than an arbitrary age rating.

Actually... It's high time this shit was dismantled (MPAA and BBFC). I can understand giving stuff ratings, but all of this censorship is what exactly it is. And we don't need it anymore, knowing how much it has lost its key meaning as of late.
 
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