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World Man left literally shaking after Amazon employee opens door and puts package inside of home

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  1. https://montrealgazette.com/news/lo...ken-after-amazone-delivery-person-enters-home

    Can't believe this literally happened....

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  2. DELIVERAPE
     
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  3. And this is news how again?
     
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  4. Sooo... did they have a key? I think I'm missing something here... if you don't want people to come into your house... maybe lock the door? Don't get me wrong, I think the delivery guy is an idiot, but this is one of those "problems" that could have been solved before it ever even had a chance to happen.
     
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  5. An upper middle class white person was made mildly uncomfortable which of course is worse than 1000 holocausts and depending on the gender of the person inconvenienced actual literal rape.
     
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    #5 Ruin, Aug 9, 2018
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  6. Lock your damn door you dumbasses! Besides it was probably the same delivery guy dropping shit off every other day to these yuppie fucks.
     
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  7. I know it's Canada but seriously even Canada has to be a long way past "we didn't even used to need to lock our doors in this neighborhood".

    Like, shit man, for all you know some moose could walk by drunk and mistake your place for his or something.
     
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  8. Why didn't the delivery guy leave the package outside the door? It's not Amazon's fault if someone decided to steal it since they knew it was coming soon. But that guy is really pathetic. That's not a normal reaction at all since basically nothing happened to him.
     
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  9. Literally shaking.

    The fuck do they want Amazon to do? It was a subcontractor's employee who has already been fired.
     
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  10. Oh, if only there were some way to keep uninvited people from just walking in your front door. Then we'd really be living in the future.
     
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  11. That guy is spineless enough to be a future poly cuck.
     
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  12. Just when you thought it wasn't possible to be any lower test than those buzzfeed cucks wil wheaton..
     
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  13. I know someone who habitually left their front door unlocked. They even went on vacation once, and left their front door still unlocked despite myself, and several other people pointing out to him how this was a bad idea, but he kept losing his keys, you see.

    The local kids found out somehow, got drunk off of their asses on the owner's booze, and then accidentally burned the fucking house down.

    And this cocksucker's complaining about being violated cause a dude was taking initiative at his job, and got the guy fired?

    It's called a lock, you fucking idiot!
     
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    #13 A Useless Fish, Aug 9, 2018
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  14. you don't understand,

    this guy was just going the extra mile to show his support for an open-borders policy by giving people free access to his house
     
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  15. Meanwhile somewhere in Alabama: FedEx guy literally shaking after going to the wrong address and having some batshit SovCit take a shot at him
     
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  16. I feel myself losing brain cells trying to comprehend how stupid this situation is.
     
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  17. God, I'm almost hoping the delivery guy was black or Mexican, that way this can get turned in to a racism issue.

    Then I wanna see posts from the literally shaking soy's facebook/twitter about racism and open borders.

    It's the little things in life like that that would make me happy.
     
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  18. I say the same thing to people who get pissed at you walking in on them in the bathroom.
    Hey faggot, if you locked the door, I couldn't get in in the first place.
    I don't fucking knock because I assume everybody is smart enough to take the literal two seconds it takes to engage the lock.
     
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  19. "Man, how does a guy like that go home and have sex with his wife?"
     
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