Science Man who wants to regain his foreskin breaks down as he calls circumcision 'traumatizing' -

DuckSucker

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It wasn't up to me whether I got it or not. I wish I had been able to make the decision but I ain't stressing. If I ever have a kid I wont circumcise him.
Yeah it's not like you can get it back. It sounds like this dude had some sort of complication from one though that caused him some sort of pain?

Ive heard conflicting things, some dudes say it drastically changes shit, some dudes say it doesnt change much; but I cant really fathom what it would be like and I dont really remember ever having it, so fuck, its not worth getting as worked up about as some people do.

Its not even just men, women get in on it too and not even about whether or not its gross or other shit--I cant remember where but I saw some editorial years ago by some mom who said she regretted it because it "changed her baby" and it probably does cause some psychological damage but I think most dudes grow out of it.


If memory serves it was more of a hygiene scare. Parents were told that it could cause infections; plus it's something they to tack onto the ole' baby bill on the way out the hospital.
This was one thing mentioned in the article the lady wrote, they offered it and she accepted but later felt it was more like a sales pitch so that they can charge for it.
 
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My question is, how the fuck did he go through however the fuck many years of life without ever once seeing a doctor about his phantom foreskin pain? Like it wasn't a major issue until he had sex and now all of a sudden he's ~traumatized~? Botched circs happen, the risks outweigh whatever "rewards", but this guy just sounds like a whiny faggot. Internet's desensitized me to too many whiny faggots with made up problems it's hard to tell them from the whiny faggots with actual problems.
 

Jamila

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My question is, how the fuck did he go through however the fuck many years of life without ever once seeing a doctor about his phantom foreskin pain? Like it wasn't a major issue until he had sex and now all of a sudden he's ~traumatized~? Botched circs happen, the risks outweigh whatever "rewards", but this guy just sounds like a whiny faggot. Internet's desensitized me to too many whiny faggots with made up problems it's hard to tell them from the whiny faggots with actual problems.
I'm sure he only noticed when he saw an intactivist for the first time. Probably on reddit.
 
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CWCchange

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the only people who like circumcision are jews and republicans so this makes sense
The guy who invented modern non-religious circumcision was a Progressive Era quack.
Republicans just don't want to offend the chosen people, in the vain hope they won't 95% of the time vote for Democraps.
 

Freedom Fries

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There's also the issue where all surgeries can go badly and result in permanent consequences for the patient. The John Money fiasco which started the whole troon movement was caused by a goofed circumcision. It's more common than you might think.
More common complications than a truly botched job is keloid scarring and otherwise unaesthetic ones that actually make the thing look pretty bad. I'm just really thankful I didn't inherit keloid scarring from the parent who has it and will admit that while I think child circumcision is wrong, I do think my dick looks nicer for it. Probably wouldn't have it done given the choice though.

edit: also I probably only think it is more aesthetic because everyone in porn is that way and popculture says so. I probably just don't want to see a dick that I can't pretend is mine in porn... sorta like how "minorities" used to complain about not being able to associate with the main character and representation in movies and shit.
 
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Male Idiot

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Lets hope that the foreskin-collecting (((people))) cease this penis reducing procedure in the foreskinnable future. Better stock up on the foreskin shekel sacks!
 

Jaimas

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@Ass Manager 3000 has gone from making honeypot threads to to trolling via op-eds.

I don't know how I feel about this beyond saying I'm damned happy this exists.
 

ZeCommissar

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Maybe if he stops fixating on his foreskin every time he has sex he can maybe focus and actually feel something from it. Especially if he's constantly thinking "wow this is going to suck because I can't feel anything"

Next time you have sex (big :optimistic: for most kiwis) austically fixate on something you sperg about and see if you are as "into it" then.
 
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd

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The guy who invented modern non-religious circumcision was a Progressive Era quack.
Republicans just don't want to offend the chosen people, in the vain hope they won't 95% of the time vote for Democraps.
idk what you mean by that, dude was a seventh day adventist, hard, which led to the fierce anti-masturbation stance. Only after that was it picked up for "cosmetic" reasons.
 
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