Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

Haramburger

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Wait, when did Jess start claiming to be nonbinary?
the meaning is so nebulous and non-specific that it's basically hitting a refresh button on all the tags out there to remind people "I am an oppressed minority, give me attention and money." Nearly every troon online will sling the word "non-binary" around once in a while just because everyone else does. It would practically be conservative to be MtF trans and only say "I'm a woman."
 

Life is Hell...

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Found another Cartoon industry member following her
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The Ultimate Ramotith

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So you've eaten shit?

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She looks pretty happy to be eating something that tastes "exactly like shit" doesn't she? Guessing she must like to eat shit then lol
When I read this panel, I was thinking more of that scene of Hazbin Hotel where one of the demons appeared happy at Charlotte's musical number... but he (and almost all of the other demons) were dismissive of Charlotte.
In other words, she is making fun of Chick-Fil-A.
 

Norman B. Normal

I probably shouldn't be here.
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So you've eaten shit?

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She looks pretty happy to be eating something that tastes "exactly like shit" doesn't she? Guessing she must like to eat shit then lol
All of Jess's human cartoons these days seem to involve her being an asshole to someone who didn't really do anything to deserve it, and that's the punchline. He already told you he likes the damn sandwich, why humiliate him for having different tastes than you? Just say "Yeah, I really don't care for it," and move on.

I think New Guy needs to stop by to teach Jess a little something about empathy.
 

FierceBrosnan

Father of Birds, Lord of Parrots, Coffee drinker.
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So you've eaten shit?

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She looks pretty happy to be eating something that tastes "exactly like shit" doesn't she? Guessing she must like to eat shit then lol
I see Jess is taking a book from the page of LaBelle and reposting old comics. Come to think of it I don't a single person that is straight/gay/trans/furry that has anything bad to say about Chick-Fil-A's food, just that they disagree or dislike with the owner and where his money goes.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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I see Jess is taking a book from the page of LaBelle and reposting old comics. Come to think of it I don't a single person that is straight/gay/trans/furry that has anything bad to say about Chick-Fil-A's food, just that they disagree or dislike with the owner and where his money goes.
I find most of their food rather bland. That said, the brining in pickle juice trick they have is pretty awesome. I do that any time I fry chicken.
 

Santiago_Nasar

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New old comic with probably the worse take about events similar to the current DDoS attack
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Edit: Sorry have to apologize, found the comic on a /v/ thread about byuu, thinking it was new, but it seems this comic its from 2019.
Edit2: it was posted on this thread on feb 10 2017 during a time the site was also down.
 
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New comic with probably the worse take about the current DDoS attack
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If you told me this was a text edit made in mockery of Jesse, I'd believe it without a second thought. The brainless look of his self-insert in the third panel coupled with the triple-irony of having no self-awareness sells it.

But I can't find the source of this comic, though. None of the suggested links on it works.
 

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