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This one actually made me feel a bit sad.
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And the fact that she admits she wants to be cis is a big step away from the usual tumblr tucute bullshit.

I'm not a fan of the art though, and most of the comics are annoying, but baby steps. Maybe in a few years we'll have a tumblr trans comic that's actually good.
I saw this mentioned in another thread and I think it's worth restating here: cis women who aren't conventionally attractive don't exactly have the easiest time with body image either. No, I don't think it's comparable to gender dysphoria and I understand that there's an extra dimension to it that I just don't get but this is not exclusively a trans thing, it's also a woman thing. I have stood in front of the mirror and thought the same sort of things. My uterus doesn't make me immune to it. Hell, it didn't even stop me from having broad shoulders. You're a woman? Well, welcome to the wonderful world of beauty standards and all the ways you don't meet them. You are going to be judged by your appearance, just like every other woman out there.
 

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So Jessica has a typical trans-voice. I'm not surprised.

But looking through these comics I can at least say that Sophie LaBelle at least hasn't resorted to fart jokes (that I know of) and I don't know whether that's a good thing or not.

The one about the difference between talking as a man or a woman is bullshit though. If you say something stupid, you will have people call you out on it, no matter your gender. Want an example? Anita Sarkeesian and Jonathan MacIntosh.

Both stupid people, both get called out on their dumb opinions whenever they're expressed, Hell, Full MacIntosh (deservedly) gets it more it seems.
 

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What is the "artist" trying to say here? That doctors blame everything trannies suffer on their being trans? Or am I wrong in assuming there is a message somewhere?

From what I can guess, I think Jessica is trying to say the medical profession is full of evil bastards that are trained to invalidate poor defenceless transwymyn by asking them unimportant and unnecessary details such as medical history and birth gender because surgical complications are a tool of the patriarchy.
 

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From what I can guess, I think Jessica is trying to say the medical profession is full of evil bastards that are trained to invalidate poor defenceless transwymyn by asking them unimportant and unnecessary details such as medical history and birth gender because surgical complications are a tool of the patriarchy.
Most surgeons are male, so there's that.
 

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From what I can guess, I think Jessica is trying to say the medical profession is full of evil bastards that are trained to invalidate poor defenceless transwymyn by asking them unimportant and unnecessary details such as medical history and birth gender because surgical complications are a tool of the patriarchy.
I read it as "hormone therapy couldn't possibly have negative side effects."
 

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I like this one a lot more than AM. It seems to be a lot more human and relatable. The only one that was really utter shit was the manspreading one, and that might be that I just find that whole concept incredibly dumb.
 

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I google searched his real name and found this. Could this be the mystery cow?

I think we've found our artist! And the portrait was indeed fairly accurate.

What's its real name? I don't remember seeing that anywhere.

Jessica Udischas. It's probably their chosen name, but it's a name. There's a link to an interview she's in on page 1.
 

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Experience the horror of DIFFERENT OPINIONS!!

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Clearly this character is suffering from severe autism. She should be quarantined immediately.
Damn, that's some big Smorky influence in these, especially the mouths of the first picture and the first panel (yeah I noticed the sticker on her laptop, they even did an art trade together).

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Being a feminist activist means shitting your pants regularly.
 

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Link to her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.tea.3?fref=nf
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She passes pretty well

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She's probably one of the least offensive lolcows I have ever seen. Her art style while flawed is cute and she is improving. She's not physically repulsive and while her beliefs are asinine she seems sane compared to the other snowflakes. The worst thing you can say about her is that her comic is preachy.
 
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I saw this mentioned in another thread and I think it's worth restating here: cis women who aren't conventionally attractive don't exactly have the easiest time with body image either. No, I don't think it's comparable to gender dysphoria and I understand that there's an extra dimension to it that I just don't get but this is not exclusively a trans thing, it's also a woman thing. I have stood in front of the mirror and thought the same sort of things. My uterus doesn't make me immune to it. Hell, it didn't even stop me from having broad shoulders. You're a woman? Well, welcome to the wonderful world of beauty standards and all the ways you don't meet them. You are going to be judged by your appearance, just like every other woman out there.

Or any person for that matter.
 

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I just looked at the character sheet and noticed that the token black character is named K-Bar and the protagonist's girlfriend is named Slightly.

These are horrible names.
So, the token black guy is named after a knife?
I mean, K-Bar is better than "Shanks McBignig", "Glock Driveby", or "Aykay Forteseeven".