Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

[Hat]

Link to her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.tea.3?fref=nf

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[creamyfanta]

Oh my God, why must we have people like this who can draw out of the 7 billion people on the planet?

She might be cute looking, and she might be able to do cartoon anatomy, but if you can't draw nothing but bullshit, you need to get slapped and your drawing privileges revoked.

Two words: furry porn.

They use their powers for evil

 

[Captain_Asshole]

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Really now? The inspiration for this was men spreading in bus seats?

 

[Duck Duck TUUURN]

nothing that is human is alien to me

Whether by activist webcomic or on a Kiwi Farms, I suppose we sort these things out one way or another. Or try to.

 

[creamyfanta]

I don't get it. How does one become a trans ally then? All they talk about is how hard it is to be trans, but then they hate on their supporters. Okay... um?

Also why are all the trans women lesbos? Christine set a trend APPARENTLY

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Everytime this character appears in the comic she's always being drawn in a negative way.

Spoiler: spoilered for big

how dare she take up space.

i like the quotes around "trans ally" on this one. How dare someone be supportive.

And now problematic movies!? What a horrible terrible person.

Mother of fuck. The ally in the comic might be a dork, but Jessica literally told her that she is a waste of space in that first page. Way to go.

 

[Wood Glue]

Spoiler: Assigned Male was funnier to edit

 

[Kaz]

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Still trying to find the version of the comic where she says she hates black people.

This seems like another case of a completely theoretical situation being used to justify hatred of normal people.

 

[EI 873]

Whenever I see one of these shitty lolmisanthropic characters in fiction, all I can think of is like

 

[Level20Wizard]

Everytime this character appears in the comic she's always being drawn in a negative way.

Spoiler: spoilered for big

how dare she take up space.

i like the quotes around "trans ally" on this one. How dare someone be supportive.

And now problematic movies!? What a horrible terrible person.

Holy shit, if it wasn't her being an ally, I think she would have been a tumblrina tucute. It makes sense!

Also let's not just explain why a friend of ours makes us uncomfortable and just avoid the problem all together! Ugh! Allies!

 

[Null]

I loooooove it when Tumblrinas say they don't like allies. It makes it so, so easy for me to care and sympathize even less than I already do.

 

[Dalhox Wolfchains]

I don't think anyone ever talks like this. Jesus Christ this is terrible.

 

[Positron]

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

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A comic on manspreading, seriously? The non-issue that feminists somehow managed to make into a sign of the patriarchy? How do people like this have support?

 

[MayMay]

So... did the author of this comic look at Assigned Male and think "This could be even more stereotypical with even more strawmen..."

Also wanting to protect people is sexist if you're a guy? Man imagine if these people actually influenced societal attitudes.
"Help! I'm being raped!"
"Oh I'd like to help you but that would just be misogynistic, sorry."

 

[EI 873]

A comic on manspreading, seriously? The non-issue that feminists somehow managed to make into a sign of the patriarchy? How do people like this have support?

Complaining about "manspreading" is a bit like liking Littlest Pet Shop or whining about blarms. It's just one of these things that attracts turbo spergs for some reason.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Link to her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.tea.3?fref=nf

Spoiler: picture

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She passes pretty well

7/10 would probably bang.

 

[Cuddlefish]

I loooooove it when Tumblrinas say they don't like allies. It makes it so, so easy for me to care and sympathize even less than I already do.

If a cishet person tries to be an ally then they're all "OMG how dare you try and speak over trans/gay people! We don't need stupid cissy pieces of shit like you!"
If a cishet person stays out of LGBT+ stuff then they're like "I see you not giving a shit about us! Stupid Cissy piece of shit! Kill yourself and #GiveYourMoneyToGays"

It doesn't help that these comics seriously look like someone beat Schmorky retarded.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Everytime this character appears in the comic she's always being drawn in a negative way.

Spoiler: spoilered for big

how dare she take up space.

i like the quotes around "trans ally" on this one. How dare someone be supportive.

And now problematic movies!? What a horrible terrible person.

I think this is where "Holy fucksticks". I suppose Ally is supposed to educate herself, and no one's helping her find the correct, validating resources.

 

[A.Shitposter]

The fuck is this shit?

Again with the fart jokes! It wouldn't surprise me if Jessica was into Brazilian lesbian fart porn at this point!

Why is she trying to rip off Shmorky's weird alien things? That doesn't make any sense.

Everytime this character appears in the comic she's always being drawn in a negative way.

Spoiler: spoilered for big

how dare she take up space.

i like the quotes around "trans ally" on this one. How dare someone be supportive.

And now problematic movies!? What a horrible terrible person.

Hear that kiwis? Allies aren't needed, that means we can act as horribly as we want to them instead of trying to help them because we're oppressing them either way.