Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas - The Little Trainwreck That Can (Be Good Here And There). Ditcher of Bradley The Frog and creator of 'New Guy' the first meme of the 2020's

Coldgrip

Screw your outbreak, I have shivs.
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It’s a badge of honour. They all know that in reality, there’s not much we can do to them, but the story is that we’re like if Hitler had a baby with Jack the Ripper. If you have a thread here, holy shit, you must be a total badass who is also not responsible for anything bad.
Unfortunately for them, that feeling of validation doesn't last. What does last though is the thread chronicling all their mistakes, fuck-ups, every off-color joke that their tumblr/reddit/whatever faggy hugbox they use friends would crucify them for even uttering, info on their family, it all lives on in the thread.

And it never goes away. An ephemeral victory for a lifetime of having this albatross around their neck.
 

Meowthkip

My smug aura mocks you.
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Be careful about interacting with underage attention whores my dude.
She's not underage, she is 18.

If she was under 18 I would not even be talking with her, given how badly that's turned out for me.

For those following Jesse's friend "Jane," who many believed Jesse caused to attempt suicide and who repeatedly called out to Kiwifarms in their tweets, they now have a thread here.
Oh, goddammit.
 

Ted_Breakfast

What'll it be, boys?
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I can't even conceive of the effort needed to get the farms interested in me. Even the thought is exhausting. Good cows are on the ball 24-7 doing their crazy shit, I'm far too tired after work to then spend hours writing some batshit screed about how oppressed I am and how chopping off your kid's balls is an important human right. Especially to keep that up for weeks or months, it's like a second full time job.
Being tired and defeated by life is a blessing in disguise. Trolls go poking around for nerve endings that are long since dead, praise Nurgle.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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I can't even conceive of the effort needed to get the farms interested in me. Even the thought is exhausting. Good cows are on the ball 24-7 doing their crazy shit, I'm far too tired after work to then spend hours writing some batshit screed about how oppressed I am and how chopping off your kid's balls is an important human right. Especially to keep that up for weeks or months, it's like a second full time job.
Most people don’t seem to realise that the key factor in getting a thread here is to be interesting. Someone who’s just trans, or a furry, or mentally ill or whatever, probably isn’t interesting enough for a thread. Even if they are, the thread may not remain active.

There’s this weird perception that we just pick people at random to be hounded to death. Probably because if you do have an active thread, you’re probably a crappy person, and no one wants to admitthat.
 

FarmerChan

communism is lit
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I can't even conceive of the effort needed to get the farms interested in me. Even the thought is exhausting. Good cows are on the ball 24-7 doing their crazy shit, I'm far too tired after work to then spend hours writing some batshit screed about how oppressed I am and how chopping off your kid's balls is an important human right. Especially to keep that up for weeks or months, it's like a second full time job.
its an endless circle

theyre constantly mad about everything and think theyre honor bound to never let shit go, and it gets em even more tired n cranky

someone start a gofundme to get jess a cup or tea and some fucking rest
 

Brain Problems

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I can't even conceive of the effort needed to get the farms interested in me. Even the thought is exhausting. Good cows are on the ball 24-7 doing their crazy shit, I'm far too tired after work to then spend hours writing some batshit screed about how oppressed I am and how chopping off your kid's balls is an important human right. Especially to keep that up for weeks or months, it's like a second full time job.
For the best ones it just comes naturally. That's what makes them so special. No matter what they do, it's pure laugh/cringe/horror.
 

Next Task

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I can't even conceive of the effort needed to get the farms interested in me. Even the thought is exhausting. Good cows are on the ball 24-7 doing their crazy shit, I'm far too tired after work to then spend hours writing some batshit screed about how oppressed I am and how chopping off your kid's balls is an important human right. Especially to keep that up for weeks or months, it's like a second full time job.
Well, for a lot of them it's their first full time job, due to not being employed. Or in some cases their 'employment' is the sperging, maintaining a profile, etc.

It reminds me of a thing I read about Munchausens and fakers in general. People who are really sick, or who really have severe issues, aren't the perfect patient. They're in pain, they're exhausted, they're not always able to look on the bright side or hold out hope. They don't always have the wherewithal to write inspiration-porn about how bravely they're facing down their problems, or reply and thank every single person who offers sympathy or a kind word, or even aggressively fund-raise for their own care.

But someone who's not sick does. In the same vein, lolcows frequently have very little going on in their life - which is why it's filled with hunting for internet asspats and nonstop bullshittery no matter how much else they claim to have going on. It's a common lolcow trait, lying about the wonderful life they lead when it's verifiable that they actually spend most if not all of their time fucking around online.
 

Meowthkip

My smug aura mocks you.
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You're autistic and setting yourself up for unneeded stress if you try to engage or "change" an attention whore. Jesus..
I'm a moderator on Kiwi Farms.

I've already proven I'm autistic and have set myself up for unneeded stress.

EDIT: Thought this was the MeowtainDeww thread whoops.
 

Haramburger

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The facebook page went back up, and it's as though New Guy™ controversy never existed. Newest post is Jan 7th, introducing some new animal character that's probably for the Sweet Beans animal strip. New OC to replace New Guy, and memory-holing the meme that blew up despite your best intentions.

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What a disappointing end to this saga: it never happened, la la la, I can't hear you~
 

EvilFatjon

Your purchased supplies have arrived.
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The facebook page went back up, and it's as though New Guy™ controversy never existed. Newest post is Jan 7th, introducing some new animal character that's probably for the Sweet Beans animal strip. New OC to replace New Guy, and memory-holing the meme that blew up despite your best intentions.

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What a disappointing end to this saga: it never happened, la la la, I can't hear you~
Goddamnit. Once again, she didn't learn shit.

I don't know why I even tried. We all did. Well, my first Lolcow-from-the-ground-up. I guess I tried really hard to think it would go alright.

Lesson learned.
 

Meowthkip

My smug aura mocks you.
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The facebook page went back up, and it's as though New Guy™ controversy never existed. Newest post is Jan 7th, introducing some new animal character that's probably for the Sweet Beans animal strip. New OC to replace New Guy, and memory-holing the meme that blew up despite your best intentions.

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What a disappointing end to this saga: it never happened, la la la, I can't hear you~
Can't say I'm surprised. This was pretty much the exact same reaction PurpleKecleon/GlitchedPuppet had to her "I Will Now Buy Your Game" doodle becoming a meme and taking on a life of its own; she just never acknowledged its existence again because it turned her into the butt of a joke.

I don't think Jess is a full-blown narc the way Glip is, since she's capable of making jokes at her own expense, but if she had actually capitalized on New Guy, I would have been shocked and pleasantly surprised. I kind of expected her to turn him into her own personal Beard Guy.
 

Haramburger

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Can't say I'm surprised. This was pretty much the exact same reaction PurpleKecleon/GlitchedPuppet had to her "I Will Now Buy Your Game" doodle becoming a meme and taking on a life of its own; she just never acknowledged its existence again because it turned her into the butt of a joke.
Amazing, I love the random threads this will spawn on /v/ but had no idea a cow was the origin of it. :informative: Nobody mentions them at all, it's just literally design/game ideas and wants.