Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas - The Little Trainwreck That Can (Be Good Here And There). Ditcher of Bradley The Frog and creator of 'New Guy' the first meme of the 2020's

Meowthkip

My smug aura mocks you.
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Amazing, I love the random threads this will spawn on /v/ but had no idea a cow was the origin of it. :informative: Nobody mentions them at all, it's just literally design/game ideas and wants.
Probably because she gets off to the idea of children finding her furry inflation rape comics and enabled her pedophile dog-fucking ex-husband for years while he tried to lure her fans to their house so he could film zoo porn with their dog.

It was actually probably a smart move not to try and embrace the meme on her part, really.
 

SteelPlatedHeart

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Can't say I'm surprised. This was pretty much the exact same reaction PurpleKecleon/GlitchedPuppet had to her "I Will Now Buy Your Game" doodle becoming a meme and taking on a life of its own; she just never acknowledged its existence again because it turned her into the butt of a joke.

I don't think Jess is a full-blown narc the way Glip is, since she's capable of making jokes at her own expense, but if she had actually capitalized on New Guy, I would have been shocked and pleasantly surprised. I kind of expected her to turn him into her own personal Beard Guy.
There’s a new comedy anime that just started airing that does the exact “dont do this” thing.
 

Hanged Man

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Didn't know where to exactly post this but it's New Guy related. A group of people that are mad at Oney over sharing the New Guy comic are trying to cancel him through mass reporting and impersonating him on discord. They even go as far as sexually exploiting his young fanbase in the impersonation attempts.


 

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Didn't know where to exactly post this but it's New Guy related. A group of people that are mad at Oney over sharing the New Guy comic are trying to cancel him through mass reporting and impersonating him on discord. They even go as far as sexually exploiting his young fanbase in the impersonation attempts.
I'd say it is since Oney sparked this and none of these A-Holes would be bothering to go this far if it hadn't been for him making Jessika the most relevant she's ever been. (The HORROR, I know.)

One Kiwi did share this idiot's plan to flag videos so it may be a different group doing this or the same jackass getting useful idiots together to attack Oney.

Either way, they all need to calm down.
 

Haramburger

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Took a look and Jess is trending front page on Graphtreon as being up +116 new patreons thanks to New Guy controversy:1579012927202.png 1579013116064.png 1579013160235.png
The patreon is only open to $1 or $4 options, so it's an additional $200-$400 to what they were already getting, which is estimated on the second screenshot as between $800-$2K for now. The twitter uptick is interesting, since twitter was in protected mode for almost a week. While I continue to believe Jess mishandled the New Guy fiasco and failed to truly capitalize on the event, they didn't crash and burn, which is just as impressive for cows. Still woke and on their own terms, as I said before.

Framing fan art now:
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Side note, that Scrooge McDuck toy is a modern item from Funko, $30 on ebay.

Latest SweetBeans comic:
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speaks for itself:
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Meowthkip

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True & Honest Fan
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I'm really disappointed. I would have thought Jess was strong enough to see the incident as a gift. And I don't mean to her Patreon. For a moment in time, she had all the eyeballs on her!
Yeah but everybody with those eyeballs thought she was a jerk so she had to convince people that the people drawing Rule 34 of that strip were rapists.
 

Notgoodwithusernames

My wife’s boyfriend is my son
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Took a look and Jess is trending front page on Graphtreon as being up +116 new patreons thanks to New Guy controversy:View attachment 1098076 View attachment 1098077 View attachment 1098079
The patreon is only open to $1 or $4 options, so it's an additional $200-$400 to what they were already getting, which is estimated on the second screenshot as between $800-$2K for now. The twitter uptick is interesting, since twitter was in protected mode for almost a week. While I continue to believe Jess mishandled the New Guy fiasco and failed to truly capitalize on the event, they didn't crash and burn, which is just as impressive for cows. Still woke and on their own terms, as I said before.

Framing fan art now:
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Side note, that Scrooge McDuck toy is a modern item from Funko, $30 on ebay.

Latest SweetBeans comic:
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speaks for itself:
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knowing her kind she'll quickly end up squandering it
 

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