mapdark / Hugo MD Darque / JaniceIan1983 / HugoThePinkCat -

[HG 400]

The other day an exceptional Franch Canadian furry came to the forum's attention. After wandering into the furry thread to defend his hobby gross perverted fetish, he was treated to a bit of lazy and halfhearted furry-baiting that'd look at home at 2004-era Something Awful. After being told to yiff in hell, he got so mad he felt it neccessary to doublepost the news of his ragequit (while also chimping out on twitter). He attempted to come back and act sassy, and when that failed to redeem him, he arrived on a brand new sock to whiteknight for himself and show doctored evidence of harassment. Kiwis weren't having it, and he retreated to twitter to cry about it some more. He has since been declared halal by our spiritual authorities.

Kiwi spergout starts here

Initial twitter rage.

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Fake Harassment Screencap

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Note the lazily shooped-in text, the idiosyncratic use of a space before the comma, the fact that it's clearly doctored from an actual tweet he received, and that fact that it's clearly not even a DM as he claimed.

Parting shots from twitter.

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For great irony.

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The face of Francophonic autism.

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Strike the Earth
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/MapDark
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mapdark
https://twitter.com/mapdark
https://www.weasyl.com/~mapdark
https://disqus.com/by/MapDark/
http://mapdark.deviantart.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/mapdark/videos
https://foursquare.com/mapdark
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=MapDark-Dark
www.realjock.com/mapdark
https://plus.google.com/104495948491747990188/posts
www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=mapdark
http://mapdark.tumblr.com/post/106736364562/since-chris-mugshot-was-released-and-people
https://www.facebook.com/mapdark1983

I may have missed some, let me know and I'll edit them in.

 

[It's HK-47]

And this is why, dear friends, you never employ the same username on absolutely everything, especially when you have a proclivity towards "chimping out" in public. Sadly (Or fortuitously, in our eyes), Special Snowflake Syndrome typically makes this an absolute impossibility.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

الحمدلله نحن المباركة مع لحم حلال كثيرا

 

[Adamska]

I think the funniest part was how he was warned by multiple people to chill the fuck out (including one of our resident furries), and he still loses it.

 

[ChrisFangs]

I can't get over the fact that xtube account has the same name as his Facebook. How can anyone be so horrible at the Internet?

 

[Azazel]

And this is why, dear friends, you never employ the same username on absolutely everything, especially when you have a proclivity towards "chimping out" in public.

To follow up, a forum that specializes in documenting and mocking Exceptional Individuals is not the place to take a righteous stand to defend your deviant fetishes, especially not the very thread were said deviancy in the fandom is being discussed at length. It can't be said that we just indiscriminately hate anyone associated with it, because several users are are known furries and the community has no problem with them. No, it is only when the furry in question feels the need to vehemently defend or explain the actions of the most autistic members of their group, that is when you have outed yourself to be an lolcow.

 

[wheat pasta]

Good thing I bothered to warn him.

 

[Quijibo69]

There's still furries? What is this 2002?

 

[It's HK-47]

There's still furries? What is this 2002?

Furcadia is still running to this day, and top (dog)men are making great strides in simulating animal genitalia on the Bad Dragon and Second Life fronts. Furries are still in full swing, and with the internet becoming more and more intrinsically woven into everyday life, we can expect many more furrtastic freak-outs for many years to come.

The majority of our "lolcows" are so only in namesake. With these new advances, we may yet see the day where our beloved bovines become so much more literally.

 

[KFC]

What a weenie.

 

[EI 903]

Old enough to have gray in his beard and be pretty much bald, but not mature enough to ignore people posting silly old comics and obviously trying to get a rise out of him. I really expected him to be 16 or something from the way he was acting.

 

[Adamska]

There's still furries? What is this 2002?

No, but he raged at some images that might be from 2002.

Oh, and this all started because Satan expressed an opinion that he was baffled as to why anyone would want to lump themselves with a group routinely noted to be deviants, perverts, and animal fuckers. Not a downright attack, nothing vitriolic, just genuine confusion and an opinion

 

[Soccer Hooligan]

I wonder if he'll start deleting everything. Might not be a bad idea to start capping some of the lulzier things found for posterity's sake?

Also the French-Canadians aren't people.

Said the half-Cajun with a straight face.

 

[millais]

Ceci ce n'est pas un quebecois
C'est un furfag

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

There's still furries? What is this 2002?

No, this is the internet. It will surprise you. Still I feel like I was catapulted back into 2008.

I will give him this. His art, content aside, is competent enough. But that's all the praise I'll give him.

 

[fuzzypickles]

I wonder if he'll start deleting everything. Might not be a bad idea to start capping some of the lulzier things found for posterity's sake?

I'm pretty sure someone has screencaps of everything he's ever said, or are working on it right now as we speak. He can run, but he can't hide.

 

[Soccer Hooligan]

Ceci ce n'est pas un quebecois
C'est un furfag

Mo fet konmprann, misyé. If he was one of ours I wouldn't accept him, either.

 

[Soren]

> Not hiding your power level
> Getting analblasted on the internet
> Putting all your eggs in one basket
C'mon man, this isn't rocket surgery.

 

[Poor Choices]

@mapdark you look like you're in your thirties and apparently have an office job. What the fuck are you doing sperging out here?

 

[Zvantastika]

This one is the most hilarious to me:

Think about it, he's saying we are desperate, yet, he is the one constantly checking upon us like you know, someone DESPERATE?... yeah, no basement dweller behavior what so ever.