March 1, 2019 - ToeJam and Earl: Back in the Groove - "We're sorry, this product cannot be purchased at this time," error code WC-40360-3

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Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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Nothing to see, just the usual DSP.

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N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
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So let me get this straight, he refused to play DoA6 where he can sit back and enjoy all the jiggle physics just to play a horrible remake of the worst of the two Toejam & Earl games?

I lose IQ points each second i wonder what kind of thought process led to that decision

Um that decision came from a person who eats noodles with spoon and believes paying for 2 internet lines are cheaper than paying 1 of those 2 lines, okay? Sounds good?

Snoooooort
 

Protege of Puretide

Best Goyim NA
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I'm calling fakery on this, he used a payment method he knew would decline as a way to appear tight on cash. I'd like to point out that when he was asked in this about exercise equipment (meaning a machine as opposed to a kettlebell or something) he only voiced his concern about the room he doesn't have to fit anything inside; he did not, even once, mention the cost of say, a rowing machine. Am I supposed to believe that someone with supposed overdraft issues would say they're not picking up a piece of exercise equipment because they take up too much room and NOT say they can't afford a gym membership (which he went on to mention as something he'd love to have, without addressing cost) or $200+ piece of equipment for the home?

I've been in those really tight situations financially. Your first thought about anything is the cost, not fantasizing about whether it would fit in your laundry room or Kat dungeon.

100 percent Dave-grade BS.
 

Equinox_

Binge Monster tbh
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I'm calling fakery on this, he used a payment method he knew would decline as a way to appear tight on cash. I'd like to point out that when he was asked in this about exercise equipment (meaning a machine as opposed to a kettlebell or something) he only voiced his concern about the room he doesn't have to fit anything inside; he did not, even once, mention the cost of say, a rowing machine. Am I supposed to believe that someone with supposed overdraft issues would say they're not picking up a piece of exercise equipment because they take up too much room and NOT say they can't afford a gym membership (which he went on to mention as something he'd love to have, without addressing cost) or $200+ piece of equipment for the home?

I've been in those really tight situations financially. Your first thought about anything is the cost, not fantasizing about whether it would fit in your laundry room or Kat dungeon.

100 percent Dave-grade BS.

He'd love to have a gym membership? But you're busy, DSP, you have no free time you work your ass off. A 9 to 5 is easy compared to your job, where is your poor soul going to find the time to go to the Gym :(
 

Nurse Ratchet

True & Honest Fan
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I'm calling fakery on this, he used a payment method he knew would decline as a way to appear tight on cash.

100 percent Dave-grade BS.

Yep, I completely agree. All I need to see is he has no kneejerk pissbaby diaper tantrum & immediate tirade of blame-diversion. Right there I'm calling total bullshit. :lit:

And don't tell me he could just be embarrassed, lololol. What's his undeviating track record of response to feeling embarrassed/not getting his way? Embarrassing himself even harder with an instant temper tantrum & litany of bullet points as to why he's comprehensively devoid of any culpability. Every. single. time.

All of a sudden his response to something telling him no, is to grin, shake his waddle a few times, & sigh? Nope.

Ain't no way that wasn't one of his slow-witted attempts at a cunning ruse cruise. And I don't even put it past him to have used an expired card, which would be as close as he's capable of getting to "cunning".
 
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Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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His day is soo busy you guise. It's just 'GO! GO! GO!' ** Snaps Fingers ** For example, Today: After streaming until 4pm he dumped lettuce into a bowl and microwaved soup, then he took his trash cans to the curb = over 2 hours. U C Watt I meeen? When would he exercise?

He gets his exercise on his days off when he wakes up and eats breakfast at a restaurant, he has to walk to do that and it's super strenuous because he's not used to that.

Also, 'What 2nd PC sitting in my closet unused? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?'

My favorite was when he said, "Until I pay my credit card debt I'll NEVER be able to pay taxes!" Pretty telling about how he characterizes the Federal Tax liability on his $+100K income as "their stuff" and everything else he pays as "my stuff". I also love how he's instructing his paypigs to spend $25 to give him $7 and also receive social ostracization in T-shirt form. That's that business degree in finance and certificate in continual improvement coming up Aces for ya there Phil ;)
 

Cyber Bowling

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I'm calling fakery on this, he used a payment method he knew would decline as a way to appear tight on cash. I'd like to point out that when he was asked in this about exercise equipment (meaning a machine as opposed to a kettlebell or something) he only voiced his concern about the room he doesn't have to fit anything inside; he did not, even once, mention the cost of say, a rowing machine. Am I supposed to believe that someone with supposed overdraft issues would say they're not picking up a piece of exercise equipment because they take up too much room and NOT say they can't afford a gym membership (which he went on to mention as something he'd love to have, without addressing cost) or $200+ piece of equipment for the home?

I've been in those really tight situations financially. Your first thought about anything is the cost, not fantasizing about whether it would fit in your laundry room or Kat dungeon.

100 percent Dave-grade BS.

The problem is you're thinking logically like an adult who understands finances and cause and effect. Phil never thinks about his finances if he genuinely wants something. He just throws credit cards at whatever he wants until it is his. If Phil genuinely wanted to exercise, you know he'd look up the most expensive equipment, brag about buying it while his paypigs throw links at him for way cheaper but still effective items he just ignores, then bitch and moan about having no money. This is Phil though, so we don't ever have to worry about him getting the desire to suddenly exercise.

Phil for sure lies and exaggerates about his finances. Everyone knows he isn't in danger of losing his house month after month like he claims. I think the debt is real though. His "that's what credit cards are for" insult the other day pretty much sums up how he views finances, and is all the explanation you need for how he ended up in debt/how he continues to dig himself deeper into debt.
 

TheGoutinator

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He rushes through every game he plays and can't wait for it to be over. Example with this game - he zipped through the end credits and missed seeing that Macaulay Culkin produced it, which would have been a cool thing to know and share with the viewers.
 
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