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I like how the curse makes you dizzy.
I like how the curse makes you dizzy.
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Still trotting out Rob Bell I see. I'm sure he called him the morning after the fire to help him sue Keruig too, and his receptionist never gave Bell the message.
You're not getting reparations, fatty.
Still trotting out Rob Bell I see. I'm sure he called him the morning after the fire to help him sue Keruig too, and his receptionist never gave Bell the message.
Whoever that guy is, he's a hilarious internet tough guy. "You better take that site down or my crew will wreck you (not a threat)"
Probably the most interesting bit in there is how Chris is aware that Barb's insane with her "buggy theories".
EDIT: oh, and we have confirmation that he knows most or all of the sweethearts were fake. That's something I've always personally wondered about.
Probably the most interesting bit in there is how Chris is aware that Barb's insane with her "buggy theories".
EDIT: oh, and we have confirmation that he knows most or all of the sweethearts were fake. That's something I've always personally wondered about.
He knows they're fake unless he wants to talk about all the girls he's ever known. Then they're real. Chris obviously very much exists within a selective reality that changes according to the situation.
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I don't understand the whole Tom Sawyer , daughter named sue and brother sam thing. Somebody get the autism-to-english dictionary.
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So does he like Bell or does he hate him again?
He probably just thinks "I have a lawyer" is a good way to scary away all those damn "homosexual trolls". His usual thought process of using anything he can to threaten and demand things his way.
^ this was from this past fall, so I think he still liked bell.
"my gals and my homies" - Chris is simultaneously stuck in the 50's and the 90's. Goddamn.
Also interesting to note is how he claims that his experiences in the last few years have made him "hate everyone for no good reason". I can guarantee you that he would hate everyone regardless due to the fact that he acts like a fucking creep in general, and it's enough to make people want to stay away from him. He'd also still end up an angry shut-in because Barb would hoard him regardless of outside circumstances.
I'm not even going to touch the Tom Sawyer remark, just some food for your thought.
Chris said:
BOB IS DEAAAAAAD *throws pennies*
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I was going to take a stab at deciphering the Tom Sawyer/Sue/Sam comment, but the only part that makes sense as a joke is that the daughter's name is Sue. The rest is as incomprehensible as the lemon cake thing.
It's interesting how Chris seems to still completely believe he can curse people, though. And that Rob Bell is now a supergreat lawyer who will win Chris tons of money and no longer a Major Wuss.
It's interesting how Chris seems to still completely believe he can curse people, though. And that Rob Bell is now a supergreat lawyer who will win Chris tons of money and no longer a Major Wuss.
This. Fatty doesn't dislike or like Bell. It's mostly that Chris thinks that if he has a lawyer, he should win. Like calling your lawyer should always mean success. So when he didn't 100% get off in the Oct 28 case, he called Bell a wuss. He thinks that there must've been more that Bell could've done. But he'll still always be trying to use Bell as a weapon. I mean, maybe if Bell's success rate starts going down the toilet, maybe Chris might ask Rocky for a new lawyer, but otherwise he'll just keep going with what he has.
Basically if Chris wants to come off looking awesome and suave and smart to someone, he totally knew a ton of real girls who literally died for him. All true, 100%. If he's trying to garner pity or sympathy, every single one was fake, because to him that it happened to him several times is more pity-inducing, instead of a confirmation of how he cannot learn at all.
In general I agree that Chris' perception of reality shifts back and forth over time.
But to take a devil's advocate white knight approach: Chris at one point believed the trollhearts were real, so he can use them to argue that he is capable about caring about a sweetheart. At the time he they were trolls, so he can argue that the trollhearts bullied and victimized him. If he were clear about that line, it might be valid.
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