Off-Topic Maria Pupo Thread -

[Mogambo]

So, we all know the basic story about Phil's ex-girlfriend; she was a sad woman whose biological clock was running down and she was so desperate that she was willing to try conceiving a child with Phil, until he assaulted her because having a kid would get in the way of cosplay and prove he was, is and always will be a dang dirty male.

That said, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. In particular, I'm curious as to why she's still on his friends list and giving him compliments on pretending to get his balls snipped. Is that just more SJW autism or something? I wouldn't think she or anyone else would want anything to do with the little bridge troll at this point, but then what would I know? I have a job, house and car, not to mention people who actually love and respect me, unlike all the SJW types.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

I'm curious about this too. She and Robin Markle seem to be the only people who've met Phil in person and still want to do so again, and I'm curious what could cause that reaction.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I'm curious about this too. She and Robin Markle seem to be the only people who've met Phil in person and still want to do so again, and I'm curious what could cause that reaction.

Stockholm syndrome?

 

[VLAD]

Stockholm syndrome?

Pity?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'm curious about this too. She and Robin Markle seem to be the only people who've met Phil in person and still want to do so again, and I'm curious what could cause that reaction.

Eh, same reason a batter spouse keeps going back to their abuser. They don't think they can get any better, or even worse, feel so down about themselves that they don't think they deserve any better.

Robin looks like she smokes a bunch of weed, so she's probably just too to notice ADF's bizarre behavior.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Did she manage to have a child with someone else? If not maybe she is fantasizing about having had a child with ADF

 

[AnOminous]

How desperate would someone have to be to want Phil's autistic, retarded jizz? Does she have a fetish for giving birth to a mentally retarded baby?

She'd really be better off finding the local ghetto prostitution locale, looking for freshly disposed of condoms and turkey bastering it on up. Less chance of disease, too.

 

[Coldgrip]

So, we all know the basic story about Phil's ex-girlfriend; she was a sad woman whose biological clock was running down and she was so desperate that she was willing to try conceiving a child with Phil, until he assaulted her because having a kid would get in the way of cosplay and prove he was, is and always will be a dang dirty male.

That said, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. In particular, I'm curious as to why she's still on his friends list and giving him compliments on pretending to get his balls snipped. Is that just more SJW autism or something? I wouldn't think she or anyone else would want anything to do with the little bridge troll at this point, but then what would I know? I have a job, house and car, not to mention people who actually love and respect me, unlike all the SJW types.

Either she's a troll or it's a troll impersonating her.

Edit: What happened to the guy fawkes mask?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

How desperate would someone have to be to want Phil's autistic, retarded jizz? Does she have a fetish for giving birth to a mentally retarded baby?

Elderly woman giving birth to an autistic, emotionally dependent boy...why does that sound so familiar?

 

[Ja'mie]

Elderly woman giving birth to an autistic, emotionally dependent boy...why does that sound so familiar?

Bob > Ahuviya

As usual, the sequel isn't as good as the original.

 

[Tranhuviya]

When you can't do better than Phil...

 

[Alex Krycek]

You know how Chris has an aversion to Pickles?
She has a fetish for Potatoes.

 

[MMX]

I dont think its the real maria.
On the old ADF wiki there was an interview stating she wasnt in contact with phil anymore.
I think somewhere along the line someone borrowed her identity and phil never questioned it.
According to tweaker phil was in complete denial that maria ever existed, he never mentioned her once.

 

[Ravenor]

Maria is a bit of a blank spot to me, and one I don't really want to upset. It seems that since she has left Phil she's quite happy with a kid an some one who loves her and I don't want to upset that (neither should you!) so dragging up a short lived abusive relationship with some one who was the only option to her at the time is something I'm loathed to do.

This is one of Phil's victims who should be left alone because Phil is a distant an well forgotten memory to her,and to be honest Phil used her as a Cash Cow little else so any slip ups from his defined narrative where either not remberd by her or already mangled by Phil, She's Phil's wallflower through a mirror darkly an let's leave it at that.

IMO.

 

[MMX]

Maria is a bit of a blank spot to me, and one I don't really want to upset. It seems that since she has left Phil she's quite happy with a kid an some one who loves her and I don't want to upset that (neither should you!) so dragging up a short lived abusive relationship with some one who was the only option to her at the time is something I'm loathed to do.

This is one of Phil's victims who should be left alone because Phil is a distant an well forgotten memory to her,and to be honest Phil used her as a Cash Cow little else so any slip ups from his defined narrative where either not remberd by her or already mangled by Phil, She's Phil's wallflower through a mirror darkly an let's leave it at that.

IMO.

Another thing worth considering is maria quit the internet for a while after her email address became public and her inbox was filled with offers to be her baby daddy.
I doubt after all that she would publicly befriend phil again. Unless she really likes weens begging her to take their virginity.

 

[Psycho]

Y'know, when somebody fucks you over, the most satisfying thing in the world is to be able to look at the two of you and realize you're doing so much better while the other person is crashing and burning. Given Ravenor said about her having a kid and a man who cares about her, I'd be more than willing to bet this is how she feels when she reads about Phil eating out of a dumpster and getting kicked out of damn near everywhere.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Y'know, when somebody fucks you over, the most satisfying thing in the world is to be able to look at the two of you and realize you're doing so much better while the other person is crashing and burning. Given Ravenor said about her having a kid and a man who cares about her, I'd be more than willing to bet this is how she feels when she reads about Phil eating out of a dumpster and getting kicked out of damn near everywhere.

You'd lose that bet, unless she's really deep cover. They're still friends, and she periodically "likes" his posts or gives him an asspat telling him to ignore those mean kiwis and keep being awesome.

 

[Smutley]

You'd lose that bet, unless she's really deep cover. They're still friends, and she periodically "likes" his posts or gives him an asspat telling him to ignore those mean kiwis and keep being awesome.

She's also friends with Robin Markle, and they've hung out at least twice, and want to get together more.

edit: the picture proof of them eating pizza together has vanished, but they're friendly on Facebook and planning another get together

 

[MMX]

She's also friends with Robin Markle, and they've hung out at least twice, and want to get together more.

edit: the picture proof of them eating pizza together has vanished, but they're friendly on Facebook and planning another get together
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Thats pretty surprising.
Either maria is very forgiving or a glutton for punishment.

Just for clarification arent Robin and Maria both gay ? I know Maria had a relationship with phil but wasnt she in lesbian relationships and wanted to get pregnant before time ran out.

 

[Ravenor]

Thats pretty surprising.
Either maria is very forgiving or a glutton for punishment.

Just for clarification arent Robin and Maria both gay ? I know Maria had a relationship with phil but wasnt she in lesbian relationships and wanted to get pregnant before time ran out.

Indeed it is interesting, my impression of Maria being gay is more akin to her saying she's gay and then only going after men to piss off mummy and daddy we all met the type in our youth she just carried it on far longer than she should have.