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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016.

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  1. Why's she even so mad about the damn homos being in her anime? Because that means one less female character for her to lewd if they're not straight?
     
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    Xerxes IX Even kebab cats will be removed

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  2. "Oh shit. A popular anime that I can't whore up for money!! I absolutely hate it!"
     
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  3. She just shows how little she actually knows about anything she claims to be into. She showed it off first hand by claiming Fate was a hentai series. As other's speculated, I think she just googles a synopsis and then claims to know all about it and totally into it.
     
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  4. I dunno, if thats all she's made then the people who paid for it should be hella pissed off. I think thats just one or two of them along with all the public stuff.
     
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    Lou Wrong

    Lou Wrong Butthurt about Buddyloids

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  5. Even funnier, there are people bitching against Akira/Ryo for not being ~pure unproblematic vanilla gays uwu uwu~. And yet she’s still stupid and ignorant enough to not just diss the ship itself, but make an ass outta herself in such a blatant way.

    You don’t have to ship Ryo/Akira. No one and nothing should stop fans from doing w/e they want. And yet Mariah is so set on being the one on the right that she blatantly ignores the canon subtext between Akira and Ryo, just bc it doesn’t suit HER. I get preferring one ship/chara over another, but sheeeeesh.

    (IMO Akira loved both Miki AND Ryo in one or another way, so whatever.)
     
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    WatchingAllOfYou

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    She looks like someone on a three day xanaxbender trying to seduce some poor bastard.
     
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  7. Protip: don't use only overhead lighting when photographing yourself looking sexy, because giant dark eyebags and a slack mouth corpse stare aren't very sexy
     
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    Varg Did Nothing Wrong LARPing as a white man

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  8. Even with copious amounts of photoshop, her wig still looks ratty and scraggly. Does she even brush them between shoots?
     
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  9. None of the cosplaycows on this site can into wig care
     
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  10. Look at that alcohol bloat.
     
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    Dr. Studman M.D.

    Dr. Studman M.D. What can I do fer ya?

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  11. That link has been online for good several months now.
    Ugh, this photo set makes me dry heave. For many reasons, yes, but the specific one being that she used actual powdered m i l k to fill the bathtub. Gross.

    Also the one where the dude is grabbing her tits with whipped cream on them. Shit looks like curdled m i l k is coming out of her udders. Everything about this set is stomach churning.
     
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  12. she have any chimp out reaction to the patreon leak yet?
     
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  13. That link has been online for at least a couple months on lolcow.farm. She lurks there and so do some of her orbiters, so she probably knows. Some of the photos are missing from some sets, too.
     
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  14. Yeah, I went back through previous pages and saw it right after I posted.

    Is this what it feels like to be autistic?
     
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  15. I've known about this shoot, but not that she used powdered mílk! That can't be good for her skin or coochie. A single serving of those things (generally 2 tablespoons) contain 10+ grams of sugar. Introducing sugar to your little vaginal biome can mess with your pH levels, leading to yeast infections. Fucking horrifying.
     
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  16. She could also go by the 1970's anime logic, where bad shit DOESN'T happen to Miki.
     
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  17. Would you guys pay $15 for a double-sided keychain like this? I sure as hell won't.

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  18. I wouldn't pay a shiny nickel.
     
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